Nicholas Robert Rekieta / Rekieta "Law" / Actually Criminal / @NickRekieta - Polysubstance enthusiast, "Lawtuber" turned Dabbleverse streamer, swinger, "whitebread ass nigga", snuffs animals for fun, visits 🇯🇲 BBC resorts. Legally a cuckold who lost his license to practice law. Wife's bod worth $50. The normies even know.

[waffle]

It's a fairly common strategy when people stage an intervention to say this:

"OK, you say that you haven't got a problem, and you're drinking for pleasure. Then why not put it to the test? Just take a break. Stop drinking for a month. Nobody's asking you to embrace total abstinence at this point, it'd just be a test of your control -- something you'd do for yourself, to see whether the amount of control you think you have matches the reality. If you voluntarily abstain for a month without problems, you can go right back to drinking again afterwards. You've lost nothing, but you've given your liver a break.

But if you can't voluntarily abstain for a month, it's a sure sign you've got a drinking problem and might need professional help to deal with it."

Booze hounds will often agree to this to get family and friends off their back. When they fail (as they invariably do) it's just one more argument in favour of rehab.

I mean, in a lot of ways the month thing is the real test. If you can stop you were just going through a rough patch and have successful reined it in (atleast for now) and if not then it probably is time to acknowledge you have a real problem you need bigger help with. There are different kinds of problem drinking, and not all of them require being branded as an alcoholic for life and going to rehab. I think Nick will immediately go to binge town if he makes it a month, but most people aren't spiteful narcissistic who live entirely by manipulation like he does.

That being said, when people have functional families/support systems the "hey bro/husband/son/whatever how about you take a white month" talk comes like a year ago or more from where Nick is now. The fact.thst he's already gotten to the whiskey-ghoul stage of alcoholism and his support system is just now throwing early stage problem signals says a lot of disturbing stuff about his life.

 

[Spaded Dave]

with his eyes bugging out and him eating a single Dorito (why is that so iconic)

He’s really pulling the old, “But I MADE you!” routine now. Projection. His drop in popularity & credibility goes hand in hand with airing out every stupid though to cross his mind

"I made you! Now for the love of God please remake me!"

 

[sum ting wong]

Sober January means nothing when it's followed by Fucked up February, More Drinks March, and Alcohol only April.

 

[Zbk3VmLfujjzjxBd43tL]

Good God, that’s cringey as all hell. The bit about no one explaining law better, repeated ad nauseam, & especially the part about respect between husband & wife, not to mention kids tucked in tight. These lyrics are steeped in facade, handily hosted on Kiwi Farms. Note that this fanfic did not originate here. Must be the fanfic Nick is always. whining about.

It is/was his outro song, based on the image Nick presented for the audience for years and years. Back when you could think he's just a good wholesome youth pastor type with an unconventional way of reaching the audience. Not much has aged worse than that song since literally everything about it is a lie. I wonder what Myroom Records thinks about having penned such a song which is now so hilarious in hindsight? Although first thing I see when I search "Myroom Records" is "Fatsmas Carols", a parody album about another family-abandoning perpetually drunk Rustang-driving Midwestern pervert, so who knows. Hope we can get a "Drunkmas Carols" for next Christmas.

 

[Get the rope Macaulay!]

Ralph has descended so far he has destroyed any potential at life.

People forget Ralph was well liked too before his current state.

the difference is Ralph was already a thin skinned doxer who went to jail for beating up a cop while drunk. He was already living with his mom in his 30s and flirting with teenage girls online, his reputation was already pretty low. People mainly liked Ralph for seeming to be self aware about how low on the totem pole he was. the smartest kid in special ed.

We thought Nick was a career lawyer and did youtube for fun, that he had a loving wife and homeschooled his kids because he could see through the woke public school education, that he was a family guy who went to church and taught people those old fashioned values on which we used to rely.

If you heard in 2017 where Ralph would be in 2023 you wouldn't be too shocked, the only shocked part would be that it took him so long and maybe that he's so thin. If you heard in 2021 where Nick would be in 2024 you wouldn't believe it, you'd assume it was a meme or some other guy named Nick Rekieta.

Pretty much. These niggers were soft as fuck 25 years ago and then they made my world a steaming pile of shit once I became of age.

i'll defend it, its up to the state to give people meaning to their lives, thats what fascism was based upon. The leading communist scholar realized after serving with the working class in ww1 that as bad as economic conditions are its the despair that really fucks them and it doesn't matter if you're the richest blacksmith or the beggar or the assistant manager of a dept. store a life without meaning will hurt you. And if you look at plenty of Victorian era literature it illustrates that, Henry David Thoreau was fucking about in a cabin on his buddy's property while people were fighting to the death over slavery and the wild west was starting up. It shouldn't come as a surprise that all those navel-gazing movies happened to pop up right when the 90s kicked off. Its a big reason why euros were jumping at the chance to fight once ww1 kicked off, it finally gave people a meaning to their lives. The same way Covid led to a lot of people feeling happier because it felt like the boring suffering was finally over

He’s 90’s corporate “cool mascot” and he’s fast. That literally attracts autists like flies to honey.

There was a long youtube doc but thats basically it, the graphics of the games would fuck with 'tists brains in a way that was almost like getting high, same reason they love running water its like a drug for their warped brains. Plus 'tists are only raised by the most helicopter style parents so the type of losers that would have a bedtime of 9:00pm at 18 years old. So anything they are fans of has to be the most milquetoast yet "edgy" stuff imaginable. If they had normal parents they would be into something a lot more normal or acceptable like trains or anime or cars. I like to think of it like how Rainman was a lot more normal when he had tom cruise teaching him about the world vs the hospital staff.

It would be dangerous for Nick to stop drinking cold turkey at this point, without medical supervision, considering his high rate of daily consumption.

I don't think thats true DOUG STANHOPE can quit cold turkey whenever he wants and he's a much harder drinker than Nick supposedly

 

[Dixieland Buckaroo]

Dearest Balldoman fans and haters

The 2023 Julays have opened for voting. Our dear alcoholic is in a distant third for lolcow of 2023!

https://kiwifarms.st/threads/the-julays-ninth-annual-lolcow-awards-2023.179333/

Let's get those numbers up, just like Balldoman's BAC!

Edit to add: make sure to follow the rules- vote for Rackets in the poll only. Vote for up to 3 of the other categories only in a post, as well as both blue categories. Don't be like the Fatrick voters! They are as dumb as their cow, stalker children.

 

[Paul Revere Pantry Raider]

Let's get those numbers up, just like Balldoman's BAC!

I'm doing my part. o7

I honestly don't see the draw of the crackhead who has fits while losing money that isn't his own.

 

[Spaded Dave]

I'm doing my part. o7

I honestly don't see the draw of the crackhead who has fits while losing money that isn't his own.

Bossman Jack is amusing, but he's a one-trick pony who hasn't advanced in any way since his discovery. "Coke man lose money. Coke man get mad. Repeat." Lolcow for sure. Lolcow of the year? Never.

If it comes down to it and it's between Fatrick and Bossman, I will change my vote to make sure BJ doesn't win.

 

[4stardaysbahbe]

Bossman Jack is amusing, but he's a one-trick pony who hasn't advanced in any way since his discovery. "Coke man lose money. Coke man get mad. Repeat." Lolcow for sure. Lolcow of the year? Never.

If it comes down to it and it's between Fatrick and Bossman, I will change my vote to make sure BJ doesn't win.

This, Bossman Jack is entertaining but it's the same thing every time. Gambling addict win some, gambling addict lose everything and sperg out. Don't get me wrong I like him as a cow, he's very funny, but Nick has really evolved (or devolved) this year from a somewhat respectable foulmouthed lawyerman to a degenerate alcoholic retard. He deserves lolcow of the year 2023.

 

[Pizdec]

Sober January means nothing when it's followed by Fucked up February, More Drinks March, and Alcohol only April.

It's the same dumb shit that Bert Kesher and Joe Rogan would do. They'd feign sobriety for a whole month while reading books and pretending they don't need mind altering substances to feel like live is worth living. As soon as the month was over they'd go right back to being high or drunk.

Even they got sick of doing it after three or so years. Rekeita feigning sobriety to me is just a laughable attempt at trying to improve. At this point the best course of action is to just D/C for a month and actually attempt rehab. Have fun regardless Rackets, alcohol withdrawals are a bitch.

 

[AltisticRight]

Romaine12Actions hope you all had a lovely Christmas, as he certainly did.

New avatar.

 

[Retink Retunk]

>be someone people don't want to associate with
>people don't associate with you
>play victim

This must be that "fatherless behavior" I've heard so much about.

Same thing with his Twitter ban, he gloats about getting Lumi banned for death threats but when he's hoisted on his own petard he cries endlessly about how he's being censored unjustly.

Let's not forget that Pippa appeared on his stream without her company's permission. The company has rejected her appearance on Nick's stream before and it was a wise decision before, and it was a wise decision after, considering Nick helped Camelot with the shit stirring (same deal with Nick helping Dick stir the pot with July).

For some reason she decided to skip asking the company she works for and just appeared on the faggot's stream and the shitstorm that the faggot caused was her lesson. From what I learned (Ignore my user name and pfp), she was a useless schizo that the company helped grew into something and she decided she was smarter than them. Truly a w*man moment.

Pippa is known to act and ask for forgiveness later and she's admitted that while the company wants the talents to be more professional she has more wiggle room as for the most part her brand of crazy has been successful.

The funny thing is, is that people were pissed at her, myself included, that he didn't allow the Balldo collab, but after that bullshit even Pippa herself described it as "bullet dodged" when asked and it made everyone like the CEO of Phase Connect far more than before. Balldo is such a retard he got people to like a China Leaf Twink that plays League all day over him.

Though speaking of the topic, Balldo's whole attempt to try to get Pippa to leave Phase was also obnoxiously retarded as he tried to claim she'd make way more collecting her full super chat pay, but he completely forgets when Phase does merch runs, which they do constantly and more than just shitty shirts, she gets a cut, and they also pay for her equipment, her models and additional designs, and from what I've heard they even paid a salary when the first generation was starting out to get things rolling as a new company.

 

[Get the rope Macaulay!]

with the audience’s wishes for the night stream since they enjoy fun & toasts so it’s literally his job to drink.

even if he added that bullshit about only drinking for toasts it still wouldn't be enough. its not his height, he gets only about 3 of those type of superchats if he's lucky now. Which is pretty much sober for a guy like him.

do they make cans of Whiskey and such?

Jack and coke has had pre-made cans for awhile now.

now that I think of it he used a plastic coke bottle a lot.

Couldn't you see rather easily if its spiked? the alcohol destroys the carbonization rather quickly in my experience.

 

[Mr. Manchester]

Couldn't you see rather easily if its spiked? the alcohol destroys the carbonization rather quickly in my experience.

That's why it was so funny, it was always flat.

 

[veritarded]

Sober January means nothing when it's followed by Fucked up February, More Drinks March, and Alcohol only April.

yeah, he shouldn’t try monogamy may either, it’ll just be followed up by jigaboo june, jamaica july, and AIDS august

 

[Averagest Redditor]

The only reason to not vote for Rekieta is that you don't follow his thread. And I can't blame anyone for not doing so. It's very dense with information, and it moves relatively fast. Bossman Jack's thread is a lot easier to digest. Man child yells at computer monitor, loses money on gambling site, and ragequits. Rinse and repeat.
I check in on Austin every couple of weeks and I never really miss anything. Same shit, different day.

It's sad, though. I really want Nick to win. The coping and seething would be hilarious.

 

[Pippa's Greasy KB]

She did counter Rekieta and Coomelot’s narrative about hating the company as it was spewed. The entire thing with Rekieta was psychotic. Trying to ruin some trailer trash vtuber because your friend effectively pissed off vtuber fans with a bad joke and kept doubling down.

This and the last drunk stream with camelot is basically proof that if you say no to nick, he builds a grudge and probably keeps you in a list. Him saying July has a list is basically projection.

 

[AnOminous]

Nick going on hours with excuses for not being an alcoholic and bragging about being a functioning drunk kinda poisoned the well and the good faith in him honestly staying sober even when not streaming.

I think the top thing on the "list of things people who aren't alcoholics don't do" is spend hours coping and seething while visibly drunk about how totally not alcoholic they are.

 

[HodgePodgeRogerDodger]

This and the last drunk stream with camelot is basically proof that if you say no to nick, he builds a grudge and probably keeps you in a list. Him saying July has a list is basically projection.

He had a fucking school shooting list as a child.

 

[AnOminous]

That's like a text book Mistakes were made lol

Well, like she said, "bullet dodged." And moved on.

That's why she's still a successful content creator and not a seething mass of drunken coping and failing.