Nicholas Robert Rekieta / Rekieta "Law" / Actually Criminal / @NickRekieta - Polysubstance enthusiast, "Lawtuber" turned Dabbleverse streamer, swinger, "whitebread ass nigga", snuffs animals for fun, visits 🇯🇲 BBC resorts. Legally a cuckold who lost his license to practice law. Wife's bod worth $50. The normies even know.

[Retink Retunk]

>laugh at kiwifarm getting blackholed
>greer's lawyers leaves

>mockingly toasts josh's demise
>court order for josh to pay turns out forged

I think God might be subbed to elissa clips

@elb is a hero for willing to be listen to Balldo's boring stream to find the buried gems.

 

[AltisticRight]

Earlier in the stream Nick talked of the dress shopping & stated he liked women’s stores where he was allowed into the fitting rooms too. He replied to chat no, not for the reasons they thought & no he wouldn’t/ didn’t want to have sex with Kayla in a fitting room.
Was in & out while working & wasn’t watching chat but apparently some people wondered that question too because awhile on Nick said statements to the effect that he “wasn’t opposed to cross dressing”, he didn’t care, but he doesn’t get dressed up (in women’s clothes) because he has nothing to get dressed up for. He was drunk joking/ not joking, it was pretty bizarre.

I. DID NOT. Have. Sex. With. My wife. In. The fitting room.
I. AM NOT. Opposed. To. Cross dressing. Incel. Prude.
It was. PROBABLY YOU. That. Had sex. With. My wife. In. The fitting room.

Its difficult to know whats going on with her, but that sounds really bad. She wasn't overweight to begin with and if she lost even more weight, she is heading for skeleton level. If she is following Nick's diet advice and idea of health, she is on the way to death too.

Yeah, she's dropping weight rapidly, arguably at a faster pace than the dropping of Balldo's few remaining braincells.

Our Wife in 2021-2022.


Our Wife in 2023.


This isn't even an angle thing, it's just sad. She's starving herself because her husband was cooming at a catfish's stolen reddit photos.

 

[prolapsed_cranium]

American Beauty is often considered to be a movie that aged poorly, largely due to being set in a time of prosperity and no major wars for America. After several economic catastrophes and military disasters, who can sympathize with a grown man who whines like a teenager?

Pretty much. These niggers were soft as fuck 25 years ago and then they made my world a steaming pile of shit once I became of age.

I wish my adult years were as boring as the mid-90s. Planning for my harem of soccer moms once I become Shogun of the cul-de-sac has been very stressful.

 

[Captain Manning]

Even sadder is that Ralph is actually doing better for himself now. He's lost the gunt. Sure he's not going to hit where Rackets peak was, but comparing the two as they are, Ralph somehow has his shit better together living in a Mexican dung hut than a man with a mansion

I know it's a silly meme, but it does kinda lend credibility to the idea that the Sonichu Demon left Ralph and entered Nick when Nick put on the medallion.

It's spooky how Ralph seemed to start turning it around (knock on wood) right around the time Nick got that package.

It would be funny if attempt three with that Mexican chick actually works for Ralph, while Nick gets a divorce. Based on recent things Nick has said, divorce seems more likely than ever now.

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Oh God no.

Oh shit.

That's all we need.

Now it'll be a dozen pages discussing, for the umptieth time, whether Nick is really a Christian or not.

Let me try and preempt all that: No he's not. He's a fraud.

 

[WelperHelper99]

know it's a silly meme, but it does kinda lend credibility to the idea that the Sonichu Demon left Ralph and entered Nick when Nick put on the medallion.

It's spooky how Ralph seemed to start turning it around (knock on wood) right around the time Nick got that package.

It would be funny if attempt three with that Mexican chick actually works for Ralph, while Nick gets a divorce. Based on recent things Nick has said, divorce seems more likely than ever now.

I would not be surprised if nick hits the divorce arc. Everyone has a breaking point. And he's drinking himself to death. It's what got Ralph. Twice. And if anything getting fucked twice was what made him stop/slow it down.

If Nick is ever gonna get better, lose that sonichu demon, things have to get MUCH worse

 

[Señora Airi]

In before Nick says, "But grace! I can drink and be a swinger and as long as I confess on my deathbed, God HAS to forgive me."

Too bad Nick never look at the other parts of the Bible.
Matthew 7:21 - Not everyone who says to me, "Lord, Lord" will enter the kingdom of heaven.

1 Corinthians 6:10-"Nor thieves, nor greedy, nor drunkards, nor slanderers nor swindlers will inherit the Kingdom of God".

Also I feel like he'd look up the St Mary of Egypt story (different addiction I know), and try to also do that deathbed "repentance", despite the fact that she wholeheartedly threw away her lustful addiction and repented for hours straight. At this point in time, I doubt Nicky here would do that, even halfheartedly.

 

[zyclonPD]

I saw this today: news from the Balldoverse, Nick is not excommunicated from painting streams with AZ. Hooray?

They are just waiting for Sargoy to return from the store with his smokes..... any month now. Funnily enough this is on the heels of Gary of Nerdrotics 10 year anniversary of sobriety from drugs and newly announced AZ's 1 year anniversary of sobriety from alcohol. I guess they are treating Nick with kid gloves. Never mind getting him help, just ignore the elephant in the room and wait for ....reasons.

 

[Pippa's Greasy KB]

I. DID NOT. Have. Sex. With. My wife. In. The fitting room.
I. AM NOT. Opposed. To. Cross dressing. Incel. Prude.
It was. PROBABLY YOU. That. Had sex. With. My wife. In. The fitting room.


Yeah, she's dropping weight rapidly, arguably at a faster pace than the dropping of Balldo's few remaining braincells.

Our Wife in 2021-2022.
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Our Wife in 2023.
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This isn't even an angle thing, it's just sad. She's starving herself because her husband was cooming at a catfish's stolen reddit photos.

Wasnt hila dressing like an ethot cause that's what ethan likes even though its not 'her'? Heard ethan didnt even make her do it, shes just desperate to win her husbands attention back or something. Is she still doing it?

Since nick seems to be constantly frankensteining other lolcows' traits...maybe his dick feels like a piece of wood too..

 

[huckbeine]

Nick hasn't reached Ralph levels.... yet. we have to see the sharting arc first

 

[thebigdream]

The name "Coomalot" gives me the same bad vibes as "Pantsu" in that I instinctually know that the person is a degenerate waste of life and would probably rape me if I fell asleep around them.

 

[Doctor John B. Zyklon]

He is going for a sober January. TAKING ALL BETS

 

[feral cat #6385]

It most certainly would.

Fantastic job! God bless.

Oh God no.

Why does Nick keep having this lawyer on that he barely knows?

She's starving herself because her husband was cooming at a catfish's stolen reddit photos.

She gets what she fucking deserves. If she is too stupid to get out a bad situation that's on her. Hopefully she is in the passenger seat without a seat belt on when Balldo rolls the midlife crisis mobile. Kill two birds with one stone. Literally.

I guess they are treating Nick with kid gloves. Never mind getting him help, just ignore the elephant in the room and wait for ....reasons.

What a bunch of pussies. Don't take a stand on anything that puts those superchat bux at risk.

 

[Pippa's Greasy KB]

He is going for a sober January. TAKING ALL BETS

10 days.

he also said he wont drink anymore this stream after that 100 super and i think he will.

 

[Bepis]

He is going for a sober January. TAKING ALL BETS

Either he skips the first stream of the year outright because he's too drunk to hide it, he shows up obviously drunk/stoned and lies about it, or he tries to argue that having a drink doesn't count as long as he doesn't actually get drunk.

 

[AnOminous]

Also I feel like he'd look up the St Mary of Egypt story (different addiction I know), and try to also do that deathbed "repentance", despite the fact that she wholeheartedly threw away her lustful addiction and repented for hours straight. At this point in time, I doubt Nicky here would do that, even halfheartedly.

Rekieta's Wager presumes he doesn't die in a high speed car crash before he gets a chance.

 

[feral cat #6385]

He is going for a sober January. TAKING ALL BETS

That's the funniest thing I've heard all day. Thanks.

Wonder what Nick's definition of "sober" is.

 

[Balldo's Gate]

That's the funniest thing I've heard all day. Thanks.

Wonder what Nick's definition of "sober" is.

Nick's "Sober January" will be about as sober as Ralph's Sober Spring.

 

[Harm]

Wonder what Nick's definition of "sober" is.

Predicting it now: He'll drink anyways, but say it doesn't count because he didn't drink "past sobriety."

 

[John Andrews Stan]

It still cracks me up that people scoffed when I said she had a mommy makeover:



On the left is her body years after squeezing out the last of their five pups. That pooch isn’t something that could be exercised or dieted away. It’s loose skin and displaced fat. She for sure had a tummy tuck, lipo and probably a breast lift as well.

 

[Binary Code]

That's the funniest thing I've heard all day. Thanks.

Wonder what Nick's definition of "sober" is.

Well weed/extracts are now legal in MN, so maybe he'll do the California Sobriety thing. Be funny to see him hitting up a vape pen all month to cope.