Nicholas Robert Rekieta / Rekieta "Law" / Actually Criminal / @NickRekieta - Polysubstance enthusiast, "Lawtuber" turned Dabbleverse streamer, swinger, "whitebread ass nigga", snuffs animals for fun, visits 🇯🇲 BBC resorts. Legally a cuckold who lost his license to practice law. Wife's bod worth $50. The normies even know.

[4stardaysbahbe]

I couldn’t imagine living with Nick. The first few hours must be walking in eggs shells each day around him until his first drink.

Hours? I truly doubt it lasts that long unless he has to drive the children

 

[PixarsTedKennedy]

It's almost like Ephesians 5:18 was written just for this nigger.

"Do not get drunk on wine, which leads to debauchery. Instead, be filled with the Spirit"

 

[Hyacinth Bucket (Bouquet)]

Their oldest, the one whose peers are most likely to look this shit up and give him a hard time, goes to public school. The co-op model means they do certain classes with other kids and a few at home. They are not as sheltered as many seem to think.

Fairly certain the oldest attends a private Christian school. If you search his name, he’s in their honour roll, stage productions, and the like. Unless something changed very very recently.

Not that that makes it better. It’s probably worse.

 

[Prince_Stolas]

Nick has officialy become a Ralph tier trainwreck. Simply stunning. I guess we could see a full on pillstream this winter?

BTW, made some horribly exploitable PNG templates for all your profile pic / shitposting needs. They are scaled up, but without looking too AI-ish.

 

[Edict of Expulsion]

So as part of his thinking it’s fine to be drunk all day endlessly, there’s something about the psychology I don’t know if it’s exhibitionist or something similar, where if you do it publicly then it’s okay.

Yes, he is committing suicide with alcohol on stream rather than in a dimly-lit bar. Compartmentalization and cope.

Also publicly lusting after catfishes (catfish?). Or being a degenerate going to sex themed air bnb’s, mutually following fucking escorts, going to sex events that encourage nigger cucking.

The trad husband and father going to nigger cuck conventions, can’t overrule his own housekeeper on feeding his own children snack garbage, his wife is tatted up, he’s being catfished.

Is this some performance art of the fall of the US. The “black friend” being let into society in the 1960s; and it only leads to judaic perversion and degeneracy.

He really could be a great and relevant legal voice with all of that modern totally unprecedented legal challenges and questions

 

[Chibitzen]

Last night seems like a new low. Certainly being so drunk you read an article you've read in full earlier in the same night is a Ralph-level low. And based on the clips that have been posted so far, he got so drunk he was almost prepared to admit it was a problem.

Seems the more people point things out, the more he lets the mask slip. He believes he knows what the reaction will be anyway, so why even self-moderate? I don't really believe in any of self-diagnosed ODD nonsense, except that it's another way he decorates subtle admissions that he's a piece of crap...

Very sad really it's just after Christmas and Rekieta's already back to embarrassing his family. I could tack on embarrassing himself, but he doesn't give a damn. Clearly something isn't right behind the scenes that he behaves this way, he must be not going back on track. I feel sorry for most anyone going through addiction, but I can't bother when it's a narcissist. The alcohol enables his selfish behavior, but it can't explain away the person behind it.

 

[HodgePodgeRogerDodger]

He sounds like the drunk Santa Claus from Miracle on 34th Street. The one who goes “A man’s gotta do something to keep warm”. Just straight up sauced.

@Null I’m pretty sure he’s gonna die. I think he admits to drunk driving with his oldest in this and his kids being angry at him.

 

[MunsterCheeseJr]

Nick has officialy become a Ralph tier trainwreck.

Not yet. Not until he starts getting the shit beat out of himself. Ralph didn't fall to shit over the course of a year or two. It was a long slow continuous degradation over time. Nobody could tell Ralph anything.

People see that Nick is on the same path. The signs. The mistakes. The ruined relationships. The reputational loss. His whole personhood is being chipped away at bit by bit.

It was fun at first. Now it isn't funny anymore. Nobody likes to see a man destroy himself in this way for no good reason.

 

[Prince_Stolas]

So as part of his thinking it’s fine to be drunk all day endlessly, there’s something about the psychology I don’t know if it’s exhibitionist or something similar, where if you do it publicly then it’s okay.

I would have to disagree here. For exhibitionists it's the opposite, the primary driver behind that fetish is the disgust / shame / unease of the viewing party, secondary is the risk of the public space. That's why I am pretty sure Nick is some kind of hardcore exhibtionist and that aspect of his persona has just manifested due to a combination of fame hitting his head, booze hitting his head, midlife crisis hitting his head, BBC hitting his head. Pick your poison.

Because when you look at any other drunk bums like Blade or Ralph. These guys, the stuff they do while drunk is not done "on purpose" if you catch my drift. Sure, they drink and get into various troubles, but then do not seek them out and perfomatively act them out. In Nick's case the majority of it is driven by spite and the desire to see disgust in other people (the bottle licking, the obvious off-tone jokes, the needless sex talk disregarding social cues, etc). But it's not Ralph's flavor of spite, where it's rage inducing for him, so the pig keeps on going. For Nicky it's much more of this sick desire to see disgust in other people, where now his is literally fellationing the bottle with the LA whore level of professionalism and investment, because that disgusts others.

That performative degeneracy coupled with alcohol abuse (in his case two sides of the same coin) is about the worst kind of thing you can do when you are raising kids. Who knows what da-da does behind close doors if doing what he does is on the menu. And the "menu" fucking expands every week mind you.

 

[Doctor John B. Zyklon]

Catching up, but it was a nice little admission; "of course I'm drink, that's the point of..." that's the point of drinking.

 

[Null]

@Null I’m pretty sure he’s gonna die. I think he admits to drunk driving with his oldest in this and his kids being angry at him.

Yeah, he's pretty fucking vile and he holds his audience in contempt. At first he was blaming anomalous off-site people for caring, but now that his own supporters are telling him on every channel every day that he's a gross fuckup, he speaks generally and broadly that "it's weird people care what other people do".

 

[Obsul]

3 years ago

Now

Insane decline. Completely and utterly spiraling out of control.

 

[Pizdec]

How will Nick live as an alcoholic? He won’t. He will fix it or die.

So, he’ll ether have a Disco Elysium moment where he’ll wake up with alcohol induced drain bamage so bad he has no memory of anything and effectively is at square one, or he’ll just die and maybe blow his brains out Hunter S Thomas style.

Also holy god damn he looks like a fucking ghost. He really is trying to gun it for the finish line by himself. There’s no way he’s going to sit there and say everything is fine when it’s becoming clearer every day his wife left him and took the kids, cause I can’t think of anything else that would make a man spiral as fucking hard as he has.

 

[HodgePodgeRogerDodger]

Yeah, he's pretty fucking vile and he holds his audience in contempt. At first he was blaming anomalous off-site people for caring, but now that his own supporters are telling him on every channel every day that he's a gross fuckup, he speaks generally and broadly that "it's weird people care what other people do".

It’s honestly the non-sequiturs that get me the most in his rambling nonsense. After watching a few of his drunk videos you can piece together more and more shit. Like I’m not playing psychoanalyst he just says shit that makes it clear that his last rambling was a mention to something else. He states that he won’t get caught drunk driving because he doesn’t go anywhere beyond with his oldest, who has a learners permit.

He mentions that he’s going to quit or die and than later spitefully states he’s not quitting.

 

[Strix454]

Not yet. Not until he starts getting the shit beat out of himself.

I think the wife and kids have to throw him out before that happens. Post divorce arc, he loses his support system and things can really slide.

 

[Catgirl Tyranid]

It was fun at first. Now it isn't funny anymore. Nobody likes to see a man destroy himself in this way for no good reason.

I dunno. My stages of engagement with Nick are as fallows follows:

1. Unironically enjoyed his content for what it was starting with stumbling upon him during the Vic lawsuit despite not knowing or caring who Vic Lasagna was.

2. I was pretty sad and confused someone I'd watched for years had fooled me into thinking he wasn't a faggot when the butt bottle pics came out and all of my cognitive dissonance imploded on itself as all the accusations of AIDS finally made sense.

3. I'm no longer sad and confused, but am here purely for the spectacle. I've been called an incel prude and am now just along for the ride till he crashes his baldomobile into a tree on the way back from a Molly fueled Underwear Party at the Gay90s. I need to see the story end.

 

[holyhandgrenade]

I’m pretty sure he’s gonna die

The thumbnail for that clip is pretty fantastic. I am eagerly waiting to see how he will top this for the NYE stream. Unless his bitch ass cancels.

 

[Balldo's Gate]

New Elissa clip about his marriage.

Mostly incoherent, but it sounds like he had to go shopping for dresses with Kayla because she lost so much weight that her old clothes no longer fit her.

Rekieta responded to a chatter saying Nick was lucky to be married for so long by immediately saying "guys who are married this long are not lucky. We're not lucky. You're lucky, you're lucky if a girl comes up to you, is like, 'Here's a prenup, I'll never take any of your stuff...'"
Very interesting comments there especially with people claiming that his ring is coming on and off in his streams (I don't know if that's true or not, I haven't been paying attention)

I could not understand what the last minute of the video was talking about. Actual nonsense.

 

[Fapcop]

Holy shit man.

I know a lot of what we say here about Nick are jokes and exaggerations but damn…

That drunk stream! The man is totally hammered, slurring and wobbling and comes up with the most bitch basic excuses from the alkie playbook.

“Guys mah livernumbers are FINE!”
Who the fuck checks their liver numbers, lmao! Just a regular sober thing to do!

“I don’t NEED to quit but I totally CAN quit!”

And the classic “well yeah I X but at least I don’t Y!l”

“Guys, I’ve never tasted fentanyl! I don’t have an opiate problem!”

Nobody asked Nick… And right now someone who’s nodding hard on smack is going: “Well yeah, I do like to mainline, but at least I’m not an alcoholic!”

 

[Kopasea]

It's almost like Ephesians 5:18 was written just for this nigger.

"Do not get drunk on wine, which leads to debauchery. Instead, be filled with the Spirit"

In before Nick says, "But grace! I can drink and be a swinger and as long as I confess on my deathbed, God HAS to forgive me."

Too bad Nick never look at the other parts of the Bible.
Matthew 7:21 - Not everyone who says to me, "Lord, Lord" will enter the kingdom of heaven.