Patrick Sean Tomlinson / @stealthygeek / "Torque Wheeler" / @RealAutomanic / Kempesh / Padawan v2.5 - "Conservative" sci-fi author with TDS, armed "drunk with anger management issues" and terminated parental rights, actual tough guy, obese, paid Quasi, paid thousands to be repeatedly unbanned from Twitter

[Judge Holden]

THE FATRICK THREAD EXPECTS THAT EVERY MAN WILL DO HIS DUTY AS SURELY AS A NEGRO GOES POOTY IN NIKKI'S COOTY

 

[Meat Target]

I voted, and also proposed his swinging at cops video and mugshot for Best Lolcow Media.

 

[Blue Miaplacidus]

I got bored of him after a few weeks

The Bossmanjack thread is a mystery, every time I visit it I cannot tell if it's a dead thread or if it's moving too fast. If it wasn't for the numbers on the bottom of the site It would be a complete mystery. Every update to the thread is a picture or clip of a literal cracked out dude saying "bro" and yelling over nigger beats. Followed by a picture or clip of him copying and pasting "fuck my life" a billion times, topped off with random screenshots of lots of people from the farms namefagging in his discord or stream chat. Sure he breaks a pair of headphones once a week or something, but it's ground hog's day.

 

[Lana Del Hitler]

who the fuck is bossman jack? never heard of the dude

 

[Judge Holden]

who the fuck is bossman jack? never heard of the dude

Same here, will check out the thread to give him a fair shake but i sincerely doubt he could hold a candle to man of pig

EDIT: wait so hes just a screaming crack addict obsessed with gambling.......ok if he fucking wins over our lardacious uranian (whom posseses of Adipomastia) I am gonna be fucking livid

 

[Meat Target]

who the fuck is bossman jack? never heard of the dude

Same here, will check out the thread to give him a fair shake but i sincerely doubt he could hold a candle to man of pig

Austin Curtis Peterson, a streamer who's a compulsive gambler and is always e-begging.

I haven't looked much into him, so I can't speak to his lolcow merits on their own. But IMO he should be considered Fresh Meat in the Julays category. His thread debut was just this year.

Pat's thread, meanwhile, has been a rollercoaster ride of shattered ribs:

• A Christmas Carnage by Owen A. Forrems;
• @Obscura-Justin's SFWA exposé and beatdown of Patrick by name;
• The expansion of the Pativerse with characters like Shane Nokes, Jax, Hildy, and Oogabooga;
• The discovery of Pat's arrest and mugshot
• Pat skipping the debtor's exam and catching contempt charges;
• The ill-fated media tour, which included resisting arrest and the Pretend Podcast appearance backfiring
• Making new enemies like that one author lady
• QUASI GOT PAID

 

[Caesare]

All the bragging, muh dicking, overt homosexuality, insanely fragile ego and consequent chimp outs are exactly the same way every other nigger acts. Being amazed by LTG is like watching in amazement as a white man regularly goes to work or comes home to his wife and children after a short trip to the convenience store.

Maybe it's foreigner's who find him interesting? Idk, but Null is correct and his idea of niggers is apt.

Look at that gullet! Look at those chubby cheeks. Look at that fat squint he's got. How this boy claims he isn't fat is beyond me.

Fatso is in such denial over being fat, along with being stubborn and of course stupid, he refuses to wear proper fitting clothes. He wears shirts made for a person 50 pounds lighter. This entire thread, I've never seen him wearing a fitting shirt. Every time he raises his arms slightly, his shirt must raise up to his tits.

 

[Anasûrimbor Kellhus]

He’s now claiming that the end is nigh for the pests. I think he’s shitfaced again.

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TICK TOCK STALQERS PATRIQTS IN CQNTRQL

 

[MavisBeaconTeachesSnipin]

if pat can't win the lolcow award there is literally nothing he can take a W at.

 

[Kane Lives]

if pat can't win the lolcow award there is literally nothing he can take a W at.

A nice consolation prize thought.

 

[Orange Rhymer]

Attention, all (fat) Pat enthusiasts. The 2023 Julays are open for voting. This is not a drill.
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I've done my part. Will you do yours?

Done

 

[grapeshark77]

Fat dumb pig admits to resisting arrest. Should have gotten the Rodney King treatment tbh.
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I think he actually wanted to go to jail to prove some sort of point and whoever bailed him out made him angry by doing so. Also I thought he didn't even swing at the cops and now he's saying he fought them off (with Nikki filming?) I'd love to know how many of these involve them knocking on his door and Pat charging out to escalate things.

He seems to think something's going to happen soon (tick tock) so I wonder what Jackie has put in his head. I did my part voting - this is the most important election of our lives and if Pat doesn't win then our lolcow democracy will end

 

[Snorky]

What's it with this guy and his bizarre obsession with replying to every single comment that someone makes about him? His replies on Xitter are literally just him saying "Your life is already over, stalker" over and over again to a select few obvious troll accounts. Is his ego just so fragile that he can't ignore a single xeet about him without getting an itch all over his bitchtits?

 

[DumbDude43]

What's it with this guy and his bizarre obsession with replying to every single comment that someone makes about him? His replies on Xitter are literally just him saying "Your life is already over, stalker" over and over again to a select few obvious troll accounts. Is his ego just so fragile that he can't ignore a single xeet about him without getting an itch all over his bitchtits?

he is obsessed with always having the last word, no matter what.
i think he refers to this as "#NeverLetTheIdiotsWin"

 

[Stafford Beer Bong]

Austin Curtis Peterson, a streamer who's a compulsive gambler and is always e-begging.

I haven't looked much into him, so I can't speak to his lolcow merits on their own. But IMO he should be considered Fresh Meat in the Julays category. His thread debut was just this year.

Pat's thread, meanwhile, has been a rollercoaster ride of shattered ribs:

• A Christmas Carnage by Owen A. Forrems;
• @Obscura-Justin's SFWA exposé and beatdown of Patrick by name;
• The expansion of the Pativerse with characters like Shane Nokes, Jax, Hildy, and Oogabooga;
• The discovery of Pat's arrest and mugshot
• Pat skipping the debtor's exam and catching contempt charges;
• The ill-fated media tour, which included resisting arrest and the Pretend Podcast appearance backfiring
• Making new enemies like that one author lady
• QUASI GOT PAID

Let’s not forget his pro se filing where he tries to re-litigate the previous case he lost while also implicating, by name, a random federal judge of multiple felonies in an official court document.

His stupidity knows no bounds.

 

[DYLAN ‘DIELAWN’ VOLK]

eta I posted this to show the numbers btw, not that i voted. That shit makes me feel like Pat.

 

[Orange Rhymer]

he is obsessed with always having the last word, no matter what.
i think he refers to this as "#NeverLetTheIdiotsWin"

This 'philosophy' is as old as the Internet. And Wrong.
Not giving attention means you win. Poor Fatrick never learned this lesson.

 

[Chinwaa]

How the fuck is bossmanjack even in the running? He should be fresh meat at best.

 

[Maude Snew]

A Christmas Carnage by Owen A. Forrems;

You can't just bring it up and not provide, shameful display. Luckily I got it right here for anybody who hasn't read it yet.

 

[MaltVinegarRespecter]

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eta I posted this to show the numbers btw, not that i voted. That shit makes me feel like Pat.

Remember funsters, that's just a poll, its not the actual vote, you have to type those into the replies.