Patrick Sean Tomlinson / @stealthygeek / "Torque Wheeler" / @RealAutomanic / Kempesh / Padawan v2.5 - "Conservative" sci-fi author with TDS, armed "drunk with anger management issues" and terminated parental rights, actual tough guy, obese, paid Quasi, paid thousands to be repeatedly unbanned from Twitter

Judge Holden said:
Lookin throo his timeline he seems to be....in an act of jawdropping fucking irony even after all we have seen.....desperately flailing to get the attention of MTG about how to fight da torswats
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There is a man who's spent the last 1/2 a decade commenting on how much Trump sucks approaching the very same people he's said should be locked up over the events of Jan 6th and asking them to look at his 'evidence'? This man has followers who've stated they've given evidence to the FBI and nothing has happened. I also believe Patrick has also claimed to have told the FBI everything.

People who can actually have fucking STAFF, not them, staff call the staff of the head of the FBI and ask for a meeting face to face and in this meeting can ask for details about the attempted SWATting. And then make requests of the FBI to "do something" These people who have actual pull with the FBI should instead reach out to Patrick as he knows all.

Shouldn't the FBI just look at the data Jackie and Patrick has already given LEO?

As today is troll people day on X.com, I look forward to the trollers asking Jackie and Patrick why they are hiding evidence from the FBI? There should have been nothing the Pat and Jackie clown car knows that is unique at this point if they otherwise have been sharing with the FBI.

Patrick deserves LOLcow for 2023. Jackie and Keffals can fight for the title in 2024 as both of 'em have so much potential to blow up their lives in their quests to try and avoid narcissistic injury.
 
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Markorian said:
"The report states that I denied the allegation, which is why I plead 'no contest'. Clearly, that means innocent."
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Isn't this almost word for word the Ethan Ralph defense? :story:

That said, even Ralph has never responded to a Yoda-fied version of the response he consciously decided to send in response to that Yoda tweet; I'm not sure how to adequately describe what Fat's done here, the levels of retardcursion are breaking my brain in ways never before thought possible.
 
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OtherLastTrainHome said:
how about we just laugh at the dumb fat guy and shitpost about him?
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Did you know autistic people have a higher chance of trooning out than normal people?
Plum Smuggler said:
Busy morning dealing with stalkers.
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Fatrick is actually a radical white nationalist pretending to be a liberal cuck so he can infiltrate and destroy the Democratic party and be free to turn all the colored people into Pepperoni. Don't let him fool you
 
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HarblMcDavid said:
Isn't this almost word for word the Ethan Ralph defense? :story:

That said, even Ralph has never responded to a Yoda-fied version of the response he consciously decided to send in response to that Yoda tweet; I'm not sure how to adequately describe what Fat's done here, the levels of retardcursion are breaking my brain in ways never before thought possible.
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My understanding is that no contest isn’t actually admitting guilt like pleading guilty, but more agreeing that the evidence is against them so proving otherwise would be more than their best efforts could achieve.

It’s best done if the consequences are not that severe but would be considerably worse if it goes to trial.

Of course, all Patrick cares about is the technical aspect of not admitting guilt, so innocent.
 
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FinnSven said:
Of course, all Patrick cares about is the technical aspect of not admitting guilt, so innocent.
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It's still a legal finding of guilt and counts as a criminal conviction with the only advantage being it can't be used in a civil case as evidence. I think judges should be more reluctant to okay these for that reason.
 
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AnOminous said:
It's still a legal finding of guilt and counts as a criminal conviction with the only advantage being it can't be used in a civil case as evidence. I think judges should be more reluctant to okay these for that reason.
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I hope the next time Fatrick is before a judge, hopefully soon with this domesticated debt judgement, he manages to get jailed.
Contempt of court at least, but there is always the possibility he catches a charge for drinking related crimes.

Be it plain drink driving, drink driving involving a collision, or just classic public urination, it will be wonderful to see him enjoying prison finally.
 
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rusty shackleford 1 said:
If there’s one thing he can’t stand it’s when black people don’t follow the party line. Didn’t he come super close to calling someone an Uncle Tom one time? Maybe I’m crazy.

I bet when he encounters people at the bar and interjects these shitty little contrarian remarks they probably think he’s actually mentally retarded. Besides the head scar incident, it seems his obvious retardation has saved him from quite a few ass whoopings. That smug smirk like from the pink shirt video is too punchable for there to be any other explanation. I don’t think he can live on Twitter and leave the inflated ego there, it definitely follows him IRL.
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My favorite Patrick subpersonality is Blackrick.
His Black Twitter interactions are comedy gold - especially when he attempts to type in 'Modern Jive'.
Correcting a negro in the wild is a big step. I beg for the day he starts calling them niggas.
 
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FinnSven said:
I hope the next time Fatrick is before a judge, hopefully soon with this domesticated debt judgement, he manages to get jailed.
Contempt of court at least, but there is always the possibility he catches a charge for drinking related crimes.

Be it plain drink driving, drink driving involving a collision, or just classic public urination, it will be wonderful to see him enjoying prison finally.
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If this ever happens, I hope it's for maximum a week. This way it's enough to sting with the countless "enjoy jail, author" comments, but doesn't disrupt the flow of milk.
 
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Fatty’s intense TDS is producing a few “child in the wild” moments, and probably some new Patposters. Representative sample:

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internet friend said:
If this ever happens, I hope it's for maximum a week. This way it's enough to sting with the countless "enjoy jail, author" comments, but doesn't disrupt the flow of milk.
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If fatty ever gets jailed short term for something, 100%, the moment he's back on xitter, he will be correcTing the record, and claiming to have never been in jail, those are just your stalker delusions, blah blah blah.
 
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The change in the complexity of Fat's twitter output since that fateful Norm/11 tweet and the buckbreaking that followed reminds me of the painter keeping track of his neurodegenerative disease progression by drawing a self-portrait every year.
American artist William Utermohlen received a diagnosis of probable Alzheimer’s disease in 1995, at the age of 61. For the next five years, as his dementia worsened, he used his art to track the disintegration of his mind. Utermohlen’s self-portraits, such as the sketches above from 1996, offer a window into the artist’s experience of the progression of Alzheimer’s. Many of the stylistic changes in the depictions are likely the result of the quick decline of Utermohlen’s visuospatial and motor skills over the course of a few short years. Yet the portraits are also heartbreaking in that they expose a mind trying against hope to understand itself despite deterioration.
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Pre-lappening Pat in the top left corner for reference.
 
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So, even if they get Torswats (:optimistic:), why would he have a client list like a fucking cab business? Even if he wanted to fuck over his customers by keeping dirt on them, they fucking know that they are committing a crime. They sure as hell didn't contact him on Telegram with their real name and paid with PayPal. The only thing he would have from them is their Username DickSucc69, their target and the walletID. The wallet could only be used to identify if it's on coinbase ir something, and they would have to be retarded for that.

Pat is full of shit. Like usual.
 
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