Patrick Sean Tomlinson / @stealthygeek / "Torque Wheeler" / @RealAutomanic / Kempesh / Padawan v2.5 - "Conservative" sci-fi author with TDS, armed "drunk with anger management issues" and terminated parental rights, actual tough guy, obese, paid Quasi, paid thousands to be repeatedly unbanned from Twitter

Don't forget your stickers after you vote, stalkers.
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“Half-Cock” Jack Shaftoe said:
It’s neck-and-neck. Can Pat (fat) ever win at anything?!
Both outcomes are hilarious to me.
(1) Pat (fat) narrowly wins an award that literally no one would covet.
(2) Pat (fat) narrowly loses to an 80 IQ gambling and crack-cocaine addict.
Lol. Lmao even.
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To be fair, both of these people perpetually lose, there's a reason that Bossmanjack's catchphrase (outside of 'Damn That Pussy Nice') is "I just lost it all".

The actual perfect outcome is if both Pat and BMJ lose to Rekieta since that way they both end up in their natural state (losing).
 
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Time to play devils advocate: Pat is just as repetitive as BMJ.

Every day he says "no stalker. I didn't. Enjoy prison" with pretty much identical frequency as Austin says "fuck my life dude, I lost it all". All of Fatrick's replies essentially come from a can with how formulaic they are. We even joked several times in this very thread at the ease of which one would make a FatGPT that would result in a genuine pig-like experience. If you've seen him for more than a week, you already know what all his political takes are before he even makes them. Anyone disagrees with him, you already know how he will reply.

There's also striking similarities between the two. While Fat can easily turn publishers and political allies into stalker children, Austin turns mods and juicers into rats just as fast. When Patrick's political position isn't successful, he claims it was tampered with, much like every gambling site bossman has ever used. Pat runs his mouth on twitter burning any bridges he has with publishing companies, Austin bad mouths any sponsor he has on stream consistently. They have the same explosive bursts of rage, both are heavy on the bans and both consume excessive amounts of intoxicants. Hell, they both even brag about their sexual prowess online.

For me, it's his absolutely stubborn resistance to change, even in the face of overwhelming evidence that change would be beneficial, that makes Rick such a good cow. He's gone through so much more and still remains a fat, immobile boulder atop Mt. Stupid who will never take any advice. Honestly the crackhead has shown a greater willingness to improve his life situation than fat boy here. I'm hoping Fatrick takes the gold here, but if he comes second I would understand.
 
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Spunt said:
Fat, whilst his politics can be tedious, brings new and fresh idiocy every day. Every time I log in, I can come to the thread and he's being an idiot in a new and interesting way that he has not been before
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There's also his uncanny ability to turn completely normal people into Pat posters with almost metronome like regularity.
 
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Time to play devils advocate: Pat is just as repetitive as BMJ.

Every day he says "no stalker. I didn't. Enjoy prison" with pretty much identical frequency as Austin says "fuck my life dude, I lost it all". All of Fatrick's replies essentially come from a can with how formulaic they are. We even joked several times in this very thread at the ease of which one would make a FatGPT that would result in a genuine pig-like experience. If you've seen him for more than a week, you already know what all his political takes are before he even makes them. Anyone disagrees with him, you already know how he will reply.

There's also striking similarities between the two. While Fat can easily turn publishers and political allies into stalker children, Austin turns mods and juicers into rats just as fast. When Patrick's political position isn't successful, he claims it was tampered with, much like every gambling site bossman has ever used. Pat runs his mouth on twitter burning any bridges he has with publishing companies, Austin bad mouths any sponsor he has on stream consistently. They have the same explosive bursts of rage, both are heavy on the bans and both consume excessive amounts of intoxicants. Hell, they both even brag about their sexual prowess online.

For me, it's his absolutely stubborn resistance to change, even in the face of overwhelming evidence that change would be beneficial, that makes Rick such a good cow. He's gone through so much more and still remains a fat, immobile boulder atop Mt. Stupid who will never take any advice. Honestly the crackhead has shown a greater willingness to improve his life situation than fat boy here. I'm hoping Fatrick takes the gold here, but if he comes second I would understand.
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Pat shoots for the stars with his retardation. He's not limited to playing some virtual poker. He doesn't just sue OnA, he sues KF too. He doesn't just get SWATed, he gets SWATed 50 times and gets called out by the infamous torswats. He's not content to just xeet all day, he's on the local news. It's not just trolls trolling him, it's the sons of a federal judge and a mafia hitman. Everything that happens to pat could have been solved by taking a breather but he has this incredible ability to blow it up to epic proportions (much like his waistline)
 
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People like Boremanjack because he is nostalgic...a cow whose behavior is extremely predictable and he's just enough of a degenerate (felon, gambling addict, abuses parents) that nobody feels bad for laughing at him. He also has the added benefit of being apolitical. Of course said predictability is also what makes him, well, Boremanjack to many.

That said, while Patrick himself is political (his brain dead takes are part of his charm), if you took away his political Xeets, there would still be a mountain of guntent, still a mountain of Xeets where he tries to condescend people and be an expert on everything. There is certainly an air of predictability with Patrick (enjoy prison, stalker), but that is true for the majority of cows and Patrick has so many unique qualities. For example, what new Patposter will he spawn today? What random topic will he decide he's an expert on? What new shitty home improvement project will he humblebrag about this week?

Meanwhile, as @Spunt said their eloquent post, there are a million Boremanjacks out there...if you look hard enough there's probably a dozen more on Kik as we speak.
 
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Lana Del Hitler said:
some faggot who gambles and breaks his keyboard? Literally how is this dude popular its making me sick I thought people on this website had taste.
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We all knew some retarded wigger in high school who was an obnoxious faggot so it’s funny looking at BMJ and realizing “ohhh so that’s probably what happened to that guy”
 
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