Orbiter Kat Speculation - With guest appearances by her sister, Jenna

[LiquidCancer]

Bad news everyone...

Spoiler: diaper girl

 

[BPD Gunt Rider]

Now clearly something happened very early on in the marriage, to make Khat totally dump those plans.

It was a day after Phil's infamous tweet helping Kat with OBS. After that, Youtube, Twitter, all her social media, dead.

Hence why my theory is that Phil told her that he'll basically be her Sugar Daddy and her life was easy street from then on.

 

[mush mouth bong bitch]

For posterity, today (12/29) towards the end of the bg3 stream (during YOUTUBE MODE ON, so recorded in VODs) dsp mentioned Khet can be on whenever she wants. However, at the same time, he said he had to do the sniping in far cry 6 for her because she doesn't have steady enough hands. Could be some diabetes-based hand shake style disease, mm'kay?

 

[clothes in my closet]

For posterity, today (12/29) towards the end of the bg3 stream (during YOUTUBE MODE ON, so recorded in VODs) dsp mentioned Khet can be on whenever she wants. However, at the same time, he said he had to do the sniping in far cry 6 for her because she doesn't have steady enough hands. Could be some diabetes-based hand shake style disease, mm'kay?

Phil takes every opportunity possible to make his wife look like an incompetent retard. I wouldn't over-think it. He also sometimes flip-flops on why Khet won't come on the streams. It's usually "she can if she wants to" like you said, but sometimes we get some other reasoning, like " When the trolls stop being rude to her, she can come back on." It's probably a bit of both.

 

[Sicko Hunter]

Phil didn't do the weird belittling thing where he tells really embarrassing stories that make his partner look disabled when he was dating pandalee did he?

 

[UncleTusky]

Phil didn't do the weird belittling thing where he tells really embarrassing stories that make his partner look disabled when he was dating pandalee did he?

Only in the hospital vlog (of "give her a pill and leave her somewhere" infamy).

He also mentioned Panda less - we know she worked at the local Target, we know she took the job because money was getting tight, her work friends hung out with her at the Snort Fort once, she went out with them without Phil, that's about all we know. When he talked about her cooking it was always positive, even on things you'd expect him to dislike (like the time she cooked them a vegetarian meal).

Contrast this with Kat's time at Fred Meyer - we know she didn't get along with her coworkers, didn't get her choice of shifts, and she got turned down for management positions. Then we have all these stories about her botching basic cooking/cleaning.

Edit to Add:

Phil takes every opportunity possible to make his wife look like an incompetent retard. I wouldn't over-think it. He also sometimes flip-flops on why Khet won't come on the streams. It's usually "she can if she wants to" like you said, but sometimes we get some other reasoning, like " When the trolls stop being rude to her, she can come back on." It's probably a bit of both.

But Kat is also there to own the trolls and prove Phil isn't a loser. If those photos of her are legit then she can't appear on stream unless/until she slims down because Phil's ego couldn't take admitting that he's married to a deathfat. Remember, when he introduced Kat he claimed she was a swimsuit model

 

[Cucktry Roads]

For posterity, today (12/29) towards the end of the bg3 stream (during YOUTUBE MODE ON, so recorded in VODs) dsp mentioned Khet can be on whenever she wants. However, at the same time, he said he had to do the sniping in far cry 6 for her because she doesn't have steady enough hands. Could be some diabetes-based hand shake style disease, mm'kay?

Yeah. I saw that clip. Like, bitch, let go of the fucking stick. You're playing on a fucking console. It ain't rocket science.

 

[millais]

Maybe Fat Kat has developed pudgy sausage fingers that make it difficult for her to do delicate button inputs.

 

[DYLAN ‘DIELAWN’ VOLK]

If Jenna can't afford a puppy without hooking why does she think she can afford to take care of one without more hooking? Why Jenna?

 

[Iron Hamster]

Phil takes every opportunity possible to make his wife look like an incompetent retard. I wouldn't over-think it. He also sometimes flip-flops on why Khet won't come on the streams. It's usually "she can if she wants to" like you said, but sometimes we get some other reasoning, like " When the trolls stop being rude to her, she can come back on." It's probably a bit of both.

I don't believe for a second that she's on social media lockdown of her own volition.

 

[BPD Gunt Rider]

Only in the hospital vlog (of "give her a pill and leave her somewhere" infamy).

I think Phil was less open about it, probably because Leanna was a big part of his content. Like whenever he'd mention her soap business, it was obvious he never respected it. In DSP Tries It, he often ignores her and wishes she would shut up.

But, any woman that chooses to live with the manbaby who can't do simple tasks really is retarded, so it is what it is.

 

[King of Hateful Slurs]

what is this thumbnail bahahahahah

 

[verymuchawful]

KHET'S BACK FUCKERS.

 

[clothes in my closet]

what is this thumbnail bahahahahah

No fucking way dude

 

[Crooked 16th]

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what is this thumbnail bahahahahah

Phil wins the day if this is true

 

[flatsoda]

Wanna throw out my Theo Theory for what I think this sure to be lame stream might be.
A new gaming PC unboxing and setup stream that is also being documented by Mike Clum's film crew. Bonus points if Katherine "Horseface Kathy" Burnell is also in attendance to jealously seethe at her unappreciative husband brand new PC rig.
Also, the PC won't be one donated by one of DSP's sugar daddies, but it'll be a custom gaming PC from Meta PCs or one of the other meme PC builders.

Also, DSP can't install Windows 11 on his current lemon PC setup, because it doesn't meet the minimum hardware requirements for it - his hardware won't be able to run TPM 2.0.
He might be able to install Windows 11 unsupported, but DSP is too much of a moron to be able to parse out the workarounds required to do that.

 

[Corpun]

You don’t remember? He never played the original as a teen and hated the remake. We got quite possibly the finest salt ever from that playthrough.

Must be before I got into detracting.

i wish people kept bullying him about the nazi hat. he was about to throw that away but everyone gave up. but in the end maybe its funnier having him sit there in his nazi hat having his little tantrums

When was the last time he wore that fucking thing? Feels like it's been months since I've seen it.

I wonder if he still has those Panda nudes on his PC hidden somewhere.

Only out of sheer laziness because deleting them is too cahmplex.

 

[uncritically]

whatever is happening tonight, it was worthy of him taking a bath. so it must be big...

 

[Random5678]

HAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

That is all.

 

[GiveMeTheMoney]

KAT IS FUCKING HUGE LMFAO