Nicholas Robert Rekieta / Rekieta "Law" / Actually Criminal / @NickRekieta - Polysubstance enthusiast, "Lawtuber" turned Dabbleverse streamer, swinger, "whitebread ass nigga", snuffs animals for fun, visits 🇯🇲 BBC resorts. Legally a cuckold who lost his license to practice law. Wife's bod worth $50. The normies even know.

[OtherLastTrainHome]

i genuinely think Rekieta is going to be dead sometime next year if he continues on this course of terminal alcoholism. he very clearly has no energy left in him. he does this streaming shit because he is completely dead inside and has nothing left to say. this is not how a normal, functioning adult operates. he is miserable, self-loathing, chases highs that dull his pain, and probably wants to die as spitefully as possible.

 

[TyrasGuard]

i genuinely think Rekieta is going to be dead sometime next year if he continues on this course of terminal alcoholism. he very clearly has no energy left in him. he does this streaming shit because he is completely dead inside and has nothing left to say. this is not how a normal, functioning adult operates. he is miserable, self-loathing, chases highs that dull his pain, and probably wants to die as spitefully as possible.

Hey, if he is not going to do anything to fix his life then he might as well unalive himself.

Unlike Ralph he actually has a family to embarrass.

 

[RotPockets]

I am sure a bunch of OG fans could come up with a list of things that were handed to Nick for his show:

- His intro and outlook songs were made by fans.

- His streaming setup was suggested and configured by fans.

- His moderation is all volunteer

- Cody Baier introduced him to the Vic case, and farmers gave him a lot of 'tism research

- Joshy gave him a bunch of Farms clout and lore (e.g. Melinda Dedinda, Greer, and others)

This is just what I can think up off the top of my head.

Metokur gave him Montagraph, according to Nick’s KickFundMe.

 

[Neetorino]

I know she gets a lot of hate from this thread, but I do really feel bad for his wife. If she's not 100% down with this type of thing, Destiny-Melina style, then this is just downright insulting.

I don't even know if I'd call it hate, most people who post seem to be ambivalent towards Our Wife and will swing (lol) one way or the other depending on the incident. As an example, if the swinger shit is all Nick's idea and she hates it I feel genuinely bad for her, especially if she feels that divorcing him is a worse alternative to sticking it out "for the kids". But, when things like the underwear party happen, it's a lot easier to remember she does do things to amplify Nick's midlife-crisis and feel less bad. At best she's an off screen participant just enjoying the ride as best as her pill-pockmarked brain can at this point. Not exactly praiseworthy but not worthy of hate on it's own. At worst though I see her one of two ways: she's either an unwilling participant, and therefore pitiable; or she's a boosting force causing Nick's nosedive to to speed faster and faster to the ground, and will be treated exactly as Nick is in the thread.

And his kids will have to deal forever with the fact that their father's lecherous behavior and drunken misdeeds have been recorded to the Internet in perpetuity. If he doesn't realize that, he's an idiot in denial. If he does realize that, he's just a horrible person.

This is the one thing that, I think, gets the Thread's ire the most when it comes to Kayla, if she has any concerns whatsoever with Nick's behavior we never see it. If she was worried at all about their lifestyle impacting the kids lives she likely would (and should) put a stop to it. Imagine what it's like being one of his kids, even if none of the things mentioned throughout the thread are true and it's just the Fanfic Farms at it again, and having someone show you what people think of your father on the Internet. The oldest goes to a real high school, so that means plenty of potential for someone to have seen Nick online and maybe has looked into this "Kiwi Farms" thing Nick Rekieta keeps bitching about on his webshow, and for that person to show his kid what the Internet thinks and what at least one person IRL thinks too. That'd be horrible for a kid no matter how you try to spin it, your classmate shows you a picture on his phone of your mom and dad's respective asses holding glass bottles. No getting away from that one if it ever comes up at home.

 

[Paul Revere Pantry Raider]

Metokur gave him Montagraph, according to Nick’s KickFundMe.

Jim truly is a national treasure.

 

[Dixieland Buckaroo]

It's quite a reversal. The Sonichu Demon is real.

I am with you in this post until this. I have said it before, I'll say it again- the only demon Balldoman is wrestling with is alcoholism.

Edit to add: I know this is a marathon, not a sprint... But we did it, reddit!

333 for balldo, 331 for Fatrick. At least as of that screenshot.

 

[Swole McPole]

i genuinely think Rekieta is going to be dead sometime next year if he continues on this course of terminal alcoholism. he very clearly has no energy left in him.

It's really hard to drink yourself to death when you're Rekieta's age. That's why alcohol is legal and opioids aren't. Opioids have a really high mortality rate on a year by year basis. So large numbers of heroin addicts die from overdose or other drug related consequences every year.

With alcohol, you can drink yourself into oblivion, night after night, year after year with little to nothing in terms of physical consequences for twenty, thirty, forty years. Whole cultures are built on drinking that way. Koreans, large parts of the UK, the Irish, etc. all drink like Rekieta well into their late 60's before significant consequences begin to appear.

I have a friend. He polishes off at least two bottles of wine a night. Every night. Some nights, his wife will go to bed and he'll hit the spirits and polish off half a bottle of whiskey on top. He's drunk like this for as long as I've known him (since the late 80's.)

The only negative consequences he's ever faced (and he's now in his late 60's) was when he got up rat-arsed to go for a piss, fell down the stairs and cracked a few ribs a few years ago.

His wife and kids loathe and detest him though. Drink makes him obnoxious and they feel as though it's stolen a large chunk of their lives while he barely notices their misery.

 

[Himedall All-seeing Waifu]

I know she gets a lot of hate from this thread, but I do really feel bad for his wife. If she's not 100% down with this type of thing, Destiny-Melina style, then this is just downright insulting. And his kids will have to deal forever with the fact that their father's lecherous behavior and drunken misdeeds have been recorded to the Internet in perpetuity. If he doesn't realize that, he's an idiot in denial. If he does realize that, he's just a horrible person.

I am in the camp that Nick is the main driver of this dysfunction, but that their marriage and family dynamic was dysfunctional beforehand.

Spoiler: Socio-analysis by an autist

They both seemed to come from a strict socio-religious background, and often there is a lot of external pressure to confirm and measure up. Often there are weak-willed individuals in these groups who would be fine if they stuck with the 'herd', but who lack their own moral backbone to strike out of their own and define their own morality. In such groups, the positive and negative reinforcement of the group is helpful, but the weak will manifests as minor peccadillos that are tolerated (e.g. late-night gaming, anime obsession, fashion obsession, heavy cosmetic use, and the like).

The money (in combination with the social isolation they have imposed on themselves) just allowed them both to be less inhibited and drift toward Hedonism without any kind of external check.

Money is like alcohol for the moral soul.

In pecunia veritas...

ETA: So they are facing a class of problems and dilemmas they never were equipped to handle--and they did never cope well with the ones that they DID face previously. There is a reason the 'nigger rich' stereotype is recurrent in literature and real life.

 

[Anticipointment]

In 2023, he's buddy-buddy with Ralph again (despite Ralph saying all sorts of vile shit about his wife, but he has no backbone and did what Daddy Dick wanted), Ralph seems to have mellowed quite a lot lately, and Nick is acting more like Ralph every day.

Also. Null had a cordial conversation with Ralph after Ralph fell out with Fuentes, but Nick has been ghosted by Null & Nick is still crying about shower texts months later.

 

[Roboute Guilliman]

I know this is a marathon, not a sprint... But we did it, reddit!

Too soon :-(
We need more votes!

 

[Autistic Orson Welles]

Also. Null had a cordial conversation with Ralph after Ralph fell out with Fuentes, but Nick has been ghosted by Null & Nick is still crying about shower texts months later.

It's kind of fucked to realize that Ralph might be, fundamentally, a less inherently degenerate and insane person than Rekieta. I think Nick might be too much of a narcissist to ever make up with Null, even if he stopped drinking.

 

[HodgePodgeRogerDodger]

His Critical Literary Analysis of the Bible is the longest way of saying he reads into the Jesus as a Roman Bastard/ Joseph’s son heresy. He never actually says that either he beats around the bush to avoid saying it like a coward. He basically wants to call someone’s assumption wrong like an AIDS-riddled faggot.

He also either doesn’t remember or doesn’t care that he fully said Christ was just a guy.

There are multiple ways to read the Bible. His is the Sparkle Church way. I don’t think he’s ever talked to a serious Theologian, like an actual Priest who knows Koine Greek or a decent Rabbi. Most of those actually love talking about it. All Jew jokes aside, it’s worth it to discuss the philosophical ideas of the Old Testament with a Rabbi and how poorly some stories are translated and how context is implied. The late 2000’s Atheism fad really ignored a lot of the philosophy and beauty of the Bible. It’s a mythic history that often doesn’t paint a flattering picture of the Jewish people’s struggle to live according God’s law and their struggle with the World.

Nick’s takes are basically TheAmazingAtheist-tier, except the banana is a bottle.

 

[TheDarknessGrows]

It's really hard to drink yourself to death when you're Rekieta's age. That's why alcohol is legal and opioids aren't. Opioids have a really high mortality rate on a year by year basis. So large numbers of heroin addicts die from overdose or other drug related consequences every year.

With alcohol, you can drink yourself into oblivion, night after night, year after year with little to nothing in terms of physical consequences for twenty, thirty, forty years. Whole cultures are built on drinking that way. Koreans, large parts of the UK, the Irish, etc. all drink like Rekieta well into their late 60's before significant consequences begin to appear.

I have a friend. He polishes off at least two bottles of wine a night. Every night. Some nights, his wife will go to bed and he'll hit the spirits and polish off half a bottle of whiskey on top. He's drunk like this for as long as I've known him (since the late 80's.)

The only negative consequences he's ever faced (and he's now in his late 60's) was when he got up rat-arsed to go for a piss, fell down the stairs and cracked a few ribs a few years ago.

His wife and kids loathe and detest him though. Drink makes him obnoxious and they feel as though it's stolen a large chunk of their lives while he barely notices their misery.

@Null you should staple this post to the header of the Rekieta thread so that Nick's "friend" has to see it every time he comes around.

 

[Retink Retunk]

I'm pretty sure they own the entire persona.
That's like telling these whatever Kpop stars to leave their producers, did that ever work out for anyone? None that I know of, which explains it?

Balldo pulls this kind of stunts all the time. He'll pretend to have a person's best interests just to gaslight them into making horrible decisions. It's like your average private company petty office politics but on a far worse, mean girls kind of scale. There's no way he thought that was a good idea.

They do and this was proven not only by Pippa when she said as much but also a Phase talent leaving that was an "Invader" in terms of their character which implied they had more ownership of the persona. Though I'll say in Pippa's case she has an identity prior to this one that was growing in following, but even if she left she wouldn't get as easy merch runs, she wouldn't have a company traveling to conventions and promoting her, etc. So sure, she'd be fine, but this isn't a MCN type of deal, it's actually symbiotic.

He reminds me of Liz Dong Gone with his fake care bullshit.

Nick had the audacity to claim that he could manage her better than Phase Connect ever could. But can he?

Things Nick can't manage, according to Nick:
-making inappropriate jokes about shit that also aren't fucking funny to anyone but himself
-the schedules of his children
-people telling him what to do (because how dare you)
-people telling him what not to do (because how dare you)
-scheduling a Youtuber panel for Matsuri
-starting fights with other people (look at a previous stream with Kurt, where he admits that he "hates" that he's the one who constantly starts bullshit)
-replying to texts in a timely manner
-his Youtube editor
-employees in general (because why don't they read his mind)

Things Nick can manage, according to Nick:
-an anime rabbit

Lol. Lmao, even. Go fuck yourself, you just want to drag other people down to control them.

Balldo can't even manage his own life with his alcoholism at this point. Frankly the last he's properly managed at all was to down another glass of liquor.

 

[indomitable snowman]

He also either doesn’t remember or doesn’t care that he fully said Christ was just a guy.

Heresey.

 

[Harm]

Have a drink, Nick. You've earned it.

 

[Pippa's Greasy KB]

Where's the friday fun stream nick?? The one where you drink and have 'fun'???

 

[Retink Retunk]

Where's the friday fun stream nick?? The one where you drink and have 'fun'???

I'm having fun, are you having fun? Balldo's not having fun.

 

[Sam Losco]

He explained how Rumble numbers are not baked. There are advertiser/live watcher/and unique viewer numbers differently. He does not think it is inflated because that would be fraud. They are public company, so it CANNOT be straight inflation becuase that would be illegal. The SEC would bust them. Also, they are on a political hit list, so if it were happening they would be taken down.

Advertiser numbers?
Yes it would be fraud, but that wouldn't stop them. How can anyone prove it without access to the Rumble backend? If it's just something buried deep in the code, it's pretty un-proveable. Buried deep in the code and done in the right way, they can just claim oopsie doopsie if the SEC ever did come after them. Oh oops, we put that decimal in the wrong place and it caused numbers to be inflated.

 

[Señora Airi]

His Critical Literary Analysis of the Bible is the longest way of saying he reads into the Jesus as a Roman Bastard/ Joseph’s son heresy.

There are multiple ways to read the Bible. The late 2000’s Atheism fad really ignored a lot of the philosophy and beauty of the Bible.

This is why any religious leader worth their salt will tell you to also read Bible commentary from the Saints of the Early Church alongside the Bible. That way, any fog on a certain verse or chapter is made clear.