Bossman Austin Curtis Peterson / BossmanJack / AustinGambles / Austin_07 / irondollah - Gambling addict, convicted felon, scammer, and raging manchild that hates his fucking life, FAKE MONEY

[Londo]

Brags to his dad, who obviously hates him that he won 3 grand after doing at least 5 grand worth of damage to that room.

His dad is the ultimate rat. He's been trolling him and telling him what to do for his entire life, that fucking alawg.

 

[Sneeds]

Shout out to Vash the Stampede for the Bossman campaign slogan.

I have created a Campaign poster for BossmanJack

 

[Kees H]

Austin is having crack paranoia again, thinks he hears police sirens outside. Cut out a bunch of dead air.

Austin also confirms he's in way more debt than his Kick check will cover (5 or 6 thousand dollars of debt) and that he will never pay someone back called "Salty". Civicbros completely BTFO'd..

 

[Chemtrails]

Chat from a genuine JackHead several days ago that always gets me:

I think the knuckledraggers who actually love Jack are as funny as he is. Dabrig fiend degenerate gamblers. Made a bossmansona just to chat every now and then and got banned for saying that I hate riggers

 

[Smokingpoop]

I love watching bossmanjacks meltdowns and even when hes just casually talking he comes off as such a piece of shit. In my opinion the most entertaining lolcow right now. He banned me from kick chat tonight like a pussy lmao. Im really interested to see how much lower hes going to spiral

 

[Attractive Sexhaver]

We are so fucking back BTW.
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Holy shit. This might be the first thing he wins that he doesn't lose a few hours later.

 

[Übermensch Doom Cuck]

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Don't delay, vote today

https://kiwifarms.st/threads/the-julays-ninth-annual-lolcow-awards-2023.179333/

It always gets me when right before or after the rage, he puts his tongue out.

 

[Eyesore City]

BossmanDad is the Rat King.

 

[TTD = Total Tarkov Death]

. What a wonderful find BMJ has become.

Definitely Cow of the year.

and anyone that disagrees is just wrong. Bossman is actual content. Fatrick does nothing outside of tweeting. Rackets at least streams, but he’s a fucking bore, and you need to give someone 4 hours worth of context to even hope they’ll find a Rackets clip funny. BMJ needs no context, no explanations, no introduction. He’s the greatest.

 

[Dave.]

So this guy is today what WingsofRedemption was yesterday? I'll take it. I also got jumped scared when the audio kicked in and I heard a loud fucking bang in my headset.

 

[Flaming Dumpster]

Bossman believes Stake can monitor your mouse while playing Mines

 

[CrackManJack]

Bossman is going fully bonanza agains his RAT ass DAD aka Mr. Scotty Peterson.

His naked ass belly comes in and asks why he is talking to people:

Austin proceeds to apologize to chat and then still rants about his dad being a RAT:

A little aftermath:

The internet appears to be offline now. Did Scotty turn the switch?

 

[Flaming Dumpster]

Bossman is going fully bonanza agains his RAT ass DAD aka Mr. Scotty Peterson. Some clips:

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The internet appears to be offline now. Did Scotty turn the switch?

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Here's a crop to his cam from when rat dad first appears, including ranting and raving after then Bossman going into the hallway and confronting rat dad. He's a real piece of shit (shocking)

 

[The Punished Mitch]

My teeth hurt imagining the smack I would've gotten if I had given either of my parents even 10% the lip BMJ gives his.

 

[WTBOnlineFather]

The violence has escalated.
I think Austin is inching closer and closer to the potential start of the eviction arc. Either it's gonna happen very soon or never. The massive amounts of crack he's been smoking recently are making it much worse.

 

[Fapcop]

Bossman just finished a 5 minute 41 second stream, of which 3 minutes was his getting started screen. He started playing Keno without showing his screen because he forgot he started his stream .

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And 1 minute later, he was felted.

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Very meta to do nothing but sit and play casino games online, while listening to Motorcycle Emptiness by Manic Street Preachers.

A song about the hollowness and emptiness of consumer lifestyle in a capitalist society.

Is Bossman Jack a gentleman intellectual, or just happened to hit a nugget of gold on Spotify?

Either way it made me lol.

 

[The Punished Mitch]

Very meta to do nothing but sit and play casino games online, while listening to Motorcycle Emptiness by Manic Street Preachers.

A song about the hollowness and emptiness of consumer lifestyle in a capitalist society.

Is Bossman Jack a gentleman intellectual, or just happened to hit a nugget of gold on Spotify?

Either way it made me lol.

The Playlist very regularly conforms to the reality or current activity of BMJ, to an eerie degree.

 

[Evilronald]

Bossmanjack has fallen behind Rekieta and Patrick Tomlinson as lolcow of the year, we got any juicers? Need to juice him into number 1!

 

[Nod Flenders]

Bossman believes Stake can monitor your mouse while playing Mines
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That's what I call massive paranoia.

 

[Get Me In]

and anyone that disagrees is just wrong. Bossman is actual content. Fatrick does nothing outside of tweeting. Rackets at least streams, but he’s a fucking bore, and you need to give someone 4 hours worth of context to even hope they’ll find a Rackets clip funny. BMJ needs no context, no explanations, no introduction. He’s the greatest.

BMJ deserved the win. Nick is votebotting the poll.