Nicholas Robert Rekieta / Rekieta "Law" / Actually Criminal / @NickRekieta - Polysubstance enthusiast, "Lawtuber" turned Dabbleverse streamer, swinger, "whitebread ass nigga", snuffs animals for fun, visits 🇯🇲 BBC resorts. Legally a cuckold who lost his license to practice law. Wife's bod worth $50. The normies even know.

[AnOminous]

This is why any religious leader worth their salt will tell you to also read Bible commentary from the Saints of the Early Church alongside the Bible. That way, any fog on a certain verse or chapter is made clear.

Or even the Church Fathers who aren't saints, like Origen. Despite parts of his scholarship having been anathematized as essentially heretical, his other scholarship remains well regarded.

 

[Anticipointment]

Where's the friday fun stream nick?? The one where you drink and have 'fun'???

It’s his daughter’s birthday, which includes a sleepover. Nick said he can’t stream due to the birthday party & having to be available to supervise the all the children.

I'm having fun, are you having fun? Balldo's not having fun.

So, yeah, Balldo’s probably not having fun.

Hopefully, for the sake of all children involved, & despite any misery it may bring himself, he’s staying in Christian dad mode. A sleepover hosted by the guy currently in the running for lolcow of the year is too horrifying.

 

[Butwhythough2]

I couldn't make heads or tails of what rekieta said today. Over Christmas I had a fever of 102.2 and my brain didn't even work but I know I sounded more coherent than he does while drinking.

 

[DaleMcGuy]

A sleepover hosted by the guy currently in the running for lolcow of the year is too horrifying.

Who gets to keep the bonfire lit so Vito doesn't slip through the wards?

 

[Poop Shoot]

I couldn't make heads or tails of what rekieta said today. Over Christmas I had a fever of 102.2 and my brain didn't even work but I know I sounded more coherent than he does while drinking.

Aww, I hope you feel better

 

[feral cat #6385]

We need some ballot dumps to fortify the vote.

 

[prolapsed_cranium]

Fuck, Nick has a point. He did help a lot of lawtubers launch their careers and channels, and I guess this is what he’s bitching about.

He did help launch lots of people.........and he raked in fuckloads of SuperChats while doing it.

Let's be real, he brings on guests that he hopes drive audience engagement (more SuperChats).

 

[AnOminous]

Newly discovered ballots found hidden in Pat's basement under a pile of Balldos and pepperoni.

Let's be real, he brings on guests that he hopes drive audience engagement (more SuperChats).

He acts like he did this as some kind of act of altruism when he did it to have people owe him (or think he had people owe him) and so he could be some kind of gay kingmaker.

But now he's just an embarrassing faggot and nobody wants anything to do with him except losers like Coomalot.

 

[Not Even Twice]

I know she gets a lot of hate from this thread, but I do really feel bad for his wife. If she's not 100% down with this type of thing, Destiny-Melina style, then this is just downright insulting. And his kids will have to deal forever with the fact that their father's lecherous behavior and drunken misdeeds have been recorded to the Internet in perpetuity. If he doesn't realize that, he's an idiot in denial. If he does realize that, he's just a horrible person.

I don't know, after her story of being groped during a massage and going back - told in front of her husband - I think she's quite into this stuff.

 

[GamerGateSurvivor]

Nick Rekieta drunkenly discussing the fact that he has so many phone numbers from strippers who offer "escort services":

"Dude, it's so fucking funny. Well, that's why I have all their numbers. [...] It's hilarious to me. Like, I love it. It's great."

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Uh oh! Good thing Nick admitted he was blackout drunk for that stream, so he probably doesn't remember saying that.

I don't know Sean's Farms account, but congrats on predicting exactly what Nick's response would be!

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Normally it'd be a genius idea for a lawyer to have a contacts list full of whores. "You got arrested again? I'll charge the usual rate to have the prosecutor plea it down. Sound good?"

I'm not saying Nick is the only lawyer who'd be an exception to that rule, but he's definitely on the list.

 

[Butwhythough2]

Aww, I hope you feel better

Thanks fren

 

[LobsterBoy669]

I follow this thread sparingly, only checking the highlights every week or so. I don't really find Rekieta as fun to follow as either Bossman or Patrick. I understand all of the dedicated watchers though, Nick definitely has plenty of really funny moments.

So him currently leading the poll for Lolcow of the Year isn't something I agree with personally; I just find Pat and Austin funnier to watch. So when I saw him leading the poll, I was at first disappointed that he might win. However, after some thought, I realized that if he did win, it would likely lead to a much funnier reaction than the other two choices.

See, if Patrick wins, he'll just say some stupid shit about how lolcows aren't real or whatever (he'll be pissed off of course, but he won't react publicly other than his usual stubborn denial of reality). If Bossman wins, he'll say "Oh, cool, whatever," and then go on with his usual routine of being a crackhead gambling addict sperg.

With Rekieta though, he actually watches the forum. So if he wins I just know he'll play it up. He'll gloat about how he's so happy to recieve this "prestigious" award, but underneath all of that will be an obvious layer of seething anger. His sarcasm will belie his obvious rage, and man, that's just funny as shit.

So yeah, even though I didn't vote for him, I'll be satisfied if Rekieta wins. Mostly because I know that it'll piss him off. I want to see this drunk retard try to pass off this obvious insult as a win.

 

[Doctor John B. Zyklon]

With alcohol, you can drink yourself into oblivion, night after night, year after year with little to nothing in terms of physical consequences for twenty, thirty, forty years.

Depends. Not to PL, had someone passaway from liver failure in their 20s due to alcoholism. I should probably be more sympathetic to the fool; but fuck him.

 

[Oliver Onions]

yeah, he shouldn’t try monogamy may either, it’ll just be followed up by jigaboo june, jamaica july, and AIDS august

Cirrhosis September is a guarantee, at this point.

 

[waffle]

Normally it'd be a genius idea for a lawyer to have a contacts list full of whores. "You got arrested again? I'll charge the usual rate to have the prosecutor plea it down. Sound good?"

I'm not saying Nick is the only lawyer who'd be an exception to that rule, but he's definitely on the list.

Pre-covid I had a lot of stripper clients (they are all also whores here) they're the best, because they get in trouble all the time and always have cash.

The cash is usually pretty gross.

 

[genericwhitemale]

I haven't seen American Beauty, but I'm going to preemptively assume 1) it's not le gay Jewish pro-pedophilia propoganda or whatever and 2) it's embarrassing to do the literally me thing at aged 40.

 

[Swole McPole]

Depends. Not to PL, had someone passaway from liver failure in their 20s due to alcoholism. I should probably be more sympathetic to the fool; but fuck him.

Sure. I also had such a friend. (Years later, I suspect he'd had undiagnosed Hep C that had done serious damage.) But while large numbers of people (it used to be about 10%, it's probably much lower now that the numbers using are much higher) of opiate users die every year, it's only a really small number of heavy drinkers. The vast majority of them just go on and on until their drinking catches up with them in their 50's, 60's and 70's.

Smoking is much the same. Yes, it'll shorten your life considerably -- but it's 15 or 20 years at the back end and who cares about that when you're Rekieta's age?

Live fast, die young, leave a good looking corpse..

 

[Doctor John B. Zyklon]

Live fast, die young, leave a good looking corpse..

Three things Rekieta will fail at.

 

[Fapcop]

I don't know, after her story of being groped during a massage and going back - told in front of her husband - I think she's quite into this stuff.

No! She PREPAID for it, you dummy! It was either get groped, or lose money.

Is she Jewish by any chance?

 

[Null]

The Devon Stack review of American Beauty really does give good insight into Rekieta's perspective. He considers the movie to be about fatalism, a form of existential nihilism, where life has no intrinsic value and fate is predetermined. It really explains why he's so apathetic about drinking, his quality and length of life, his career, and his faith.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Qssvnjj5Moo&t=13s

oh my godddd it's so deeep do you ever feel like a plastic bag drifting through the wind wanting to start again?????


Rekieta basically got tricked by a gay jewish Spielberg film into being a pathetic sad sack piece of shit and giving up all pretense of control over his own life. Or, rather, he allowed a small-hat movie about being a sad sack piece of shit to excuse his behavior.

The moral of the film is literally that the very second Kevin Spacey showed a single second of remorse or introspection, he's randomly shot in the back of the head by a closested neo-Nazi psychopath.

so why even bother man??? bottoms up! you put in all this work and sometimes things don't even turn out like you want them to... sometimes things don't go as planned, so why even try man? if the boulder will roll down the hill, like, what's the point? might as well enjoy the moment.... gay nazis might shoot me if i show any self-awareness

It's honestly fucking disgusting and makes me lose any sympathy I have for him. This faggot ass film is what he decided to base his sense of self off of.