Nicholas Robert Rekieta / Rekieta "Law" / Actually Criminal / @NickRekieta - Polysubstance enthusiast, "Lawtuber" turned Dabbleverse streamer, swinger, "whitebread ass nigga", snuffs animals for fun, visits 🇯🇲 BBC resorts. Legally a cuckold who lost his license to practice law. Wife's bod worth $50. The normies even know.

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What would the outcome of the harassment restraining order be?

  • A WIN for the Toe against Patrick Melton.

    Votes: 63 18.1%
  • A WIN for the Toe against Nicholas Rekieta.

    Votes: 4 1.1%
  • A MAJOR WIN for the Toe, it's upheld against both of them.

    Votes: 92 26.4%
  • Huge L, felted, cooked etc, it gets thrown out.

    Votes: 54 15.5%
  • A win for the lawyers (and Kiwi Farms) because it gets postponed again.

    Votes: 135 38.8%

  • Total voters
    348
This faggot ass film is what he decided to base his sense of self off of.
I feel like he didn't understand the film, or he just watched the trailers or maybe someone desribed to him.

I feel like all he saw was
"I CAN BE AN OLD MAN AND BONK A BARELY LEGAL TEEN? LETS GO!"

EDIT: Seems like neither did I.
 
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I feel like he didn't understand the film, or he just watched the trailers or maybe someone desribed to him.

I feel like all he saw was "I CAN BE AN OLD MAN AND BONK A BARELY LEGAL TEEN? LETS GO!"
I'd really suggest watching the review before saying random shit. It really splits apart Rekieta's trajectory to an atomic level.
 
Stalker children all over the world are MAULDING because Fatrick is losing not just to Bossmanjack but now also Rekieta. Again, it's a marathon for the Julays so make sure to vote in the poll.

In Balldoman news, I can't imagine having him near young children. (What a disaster that homeschool co-op must be.) If he's sober for this slumber party, he'll be super agitated. If he's drunk... Well, let's just hope he passes out early.
 
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Let's set the scene.
Josh is in the garage working on the site. Then Rekieta comes up crying out of the rain wanting to size him up for a Balldo
"All will be forgiven if you just put on the Balldo..." whispers Nick.
"NO! Stalker Child!"Josh exclaims." I will not put on the Balldo!"
"You incel prude!" Nick snaps, "You just don't understand social cues!"
The implications here are so very deep.
 
It's honestly fucking disgusting and makes me lose any sympathy I have for him. This faggot ass film is what he decided to base his sense of self off of.
Fight Club is a much better 90's nihilism book/movie. It ends with the protagonist unwittingly demolishing the entire global financial order, after all. But Rackets could never throw hands because he's a mincy faggot and would quit fight club on the first night because Bob has bitch tits and he finds fat people fundamentally disgusting (see: mincy faggot)
 
so why even bother man??? bottoms up! you put in all this work and sometimes things don't even turn out like you want them to... sometimes things don't go as planned, so why even try man? if the boulder will roll down the hill, like, what's the point? might as well enjoy the moment.... gay nazis might shoot me if i show any self-awareness

It's honestly fucking disgusting and makes me lose any sympathy I have for him. This faggot ass film is what he decided to base his sense of self off of.
Although I disagree with Devon's statement that this ideology was popular in the 90s, I can see where he'd come up with this view due to just how proliferating the "nothing is sacred" concept was very, very en-vogue at the time.

I've watched the entire video, and being a Gen Xer, I disagree with a lot of the speculation cast for the half-hour regarding the film (as applying to what ideologies were in the 90s), but I don't really want to turn this into a crappy view-vs-view response.

I view Nick as trying to reconstruct his actual life from what it actually was - to what it is now (what he projected himself as being in 2021). He's still delusional in the ideology that he's a big strong respected Internet Man. Just a few pages ago, as we saw from a picture shared from his college days, he was just a standard dorky looking guy who was lucky to have a girlfriend. He is so desperate to rebuild himself as this made man as he continues to view himself, instead of a dorky trust fund kid who is just a pervert who has done nothing with his life that he hangs his entire being on this delusion. I think that's why he clings so hard to Dax - because Dax is (was) Internet Funny Man, making over 20k/mo just for being Internet Funny Man.

They're just old perverts which are becoming highly irrelevant, and giving in to it (and any hedonistic tendencies) is so surface level that it explains Nick so on-the-nose that it just fits.
 
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Rekieta basically got tricked by a gay jewish Spielberg film into being a pathetic sad sack piece of shit and giving up all pretense of control over his own life. Or, rather, he allowed a small-hat movie about being a sad sack piece of shit to excuse his behavior.

The moral of the film is literally that the very second Kevin Spacey showed a single second of remorse or introspection, he's randomly shot in the back of the head by a closested neo-Nazi psychopath.

so why even bother man??? bottoms up! you put in all this work and sometimes things don't even turn out like you want them to... sometimes things don't go as planned, so why even try man? if the boulder will roll down the hill, like, what's the point? might as well enjoy the moment.... gay nazis might shoot me if i show any self-awareness

It's honestly fucking disgusting and makes me lose any sympathy I have for him. This faggot ass film is what he decided to base his sense of self off of.
This crock of shit won an Oscars? It really shows how incestuous the entire film industry is.

It's all just projection.
We don't like Balldo's degeneracy: it's because we're all degenerates that are in denial.
We don't like Balldo's alcoholism: it's because we're all drinking ourselves to liver failure.
We dislike his friends like Juju and Vedo: it's because we're just moralising and don't get the funny of his (their) paedophilic jokes, we're not comedians.

If he's going to base his existence off this slew of gibberish, he's a lost cause.
 
This crock of shit won an Oscars? It really shows how incestuous the entire film industry is.

It's all just projection.
We don't like Balldo's degeneracy: it's because we're all degenerates that are in denial.
We don't like Balldo's alcoholism: it's because we're all drinking ourselves to liver failure.
We dislike his friends like Juju and Vedo: it's because we're just moralising and don't get the funny of his (their) paedophilic jokes, we're not comedians.

If he's going to base his existence off this slew of gibberish, he's a lost cause.
After watching the review I cannot think how he could have related to this movie.

If anything Rekieta's life is a showcase of the opposite the movie was trying to convey. Choice and consequence, he was having an ok life until he started acting like a freak, drinking himself to death and being friends with absolute retards. If anything, he is the wind pushing the plastic bag around.

As a sidenote, that has to be THE most Jewish film to ever exist, or that I've ever watched in 3 decades.
 
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After watching the review I cannot think how he could have related to this movie.

If anything Rekieta's life is a showcase of the opposite the movie was trying to convey. Choice and consequence, he was having an ok life until he started acting like a freak, drinking himself to death and being friends with absolute retards. If anything, he is the wind pushing the plastic bag around.
He's under the delusion that he's the coolest kid in the room (which he never was) - next to Dax, of course.

I contend that his instant e-fame is what caused this. He grew up a nothing dork, married the first person who would fuck date him, and did his best to fall in line of what was expected of him socially.

Then he became an Internet Rockstar.. well, at least a one hit wonder.
 
He is like the tiktok version of a lolcow.
He’s a 28 year old crack addict who puts holes in his wall and yells at his dad for telling him to stop being a loser. He calls his detractors “rats” and says his dad is the biggest rat of them all. He has 0 redeeming qualities and the only people truly affected by his degenerate gambling are his mom and dad who in a certain way are responsible for him turning out like this. Unlike Rekieta (who I would expect will tell his fans to vote for him as a joke), he will have a meltdown if he’s lolcow of the year.
 
The admission that he has a lifelong porn addiction that he's STILL fighting has reinforced my suspicion that he befriends gentlemen like Drexel, Camelot, and Vito in part because it gives him an outlet for the perversions he's developing.

Porn addicts don't keep looking at the same porn for the same amount of time their whole life. They need to escalate it either in terms of amount of time spent on pornography, the depravity of the porn they're consuming, or both. While wasting all his free time looking at porn would explain his lack of productivity, he still has that family and their obligations occupying his waking moments. We've heard of him engaging in more bizarre behaviors (all the gay underwear parties, tricking strangers into hitting on them, pole dancing for men, accumulating a little black book of whores and their contact info). Which of the two roads he's going down seems clear.

Now, when he has a truly off-the-wall or repulsive sexual thought, it can be "ONE OF THE FUNNIEST FUCKING THINGS EVER!" and projected onto them instead. Instant plausible deniability.
 
Fight Club is a much better 90's nihilism book/movie. It ends with the protagonist unwittingly demolishing the entire global financial order, after all. But Rackets could never throw hands because he's a mincy faggot and would quit fight club on the first night because Bob has bitch tits and he finds fat people fundamentally disgusting (see: mincy faggot)
Fight Club is not nihilistic.

There's two sides to this thought process that life is without inherit meaning: Nihilism, and Absurdism. Nihilism is fatalist. It rejects meaning and wallows in self-pity. Absurdism is the opposite. If Nihilism is watching your own life helplessly, feeling like a plastic bag drifting in the wind, then Absuridsm is rigging a little sail on your plastic bag and setting new targets as the wind blows. It's embracing the intrinsic lack of meaning in life and deciding your own goals instead of waiting for meaning to find you.

Fight Club is about creating your own definitions and setting your own expectations. The narrator adjusts his understanding of what being a man is and what being successful is. Even as his own plans fall apart, he doesn't give up. When his job gets him down, he leaves on his own terms. When his own plot turns against him and is trying to cut off his balls, he's running down the street half-naked like a lunatic because fuck that. When he attempts to subvert his own schemes and fails, he holds hands with a heroin junkie and enjoys the show.

Kevin Spacey gets his brains painted across a wall, Jack shoots himself to prove a point and survives anyways. There's actually two points where Jack intentionally endangers his own life to resolve his conflict of conscience and survives both attempts.

The closeness of these two movies but their separation in take-away is kind of amazing. They were released a month apart in the same year, 1999. They both star a cubicle zombie and they both end with the antagonist shooting himself in the head. They both are about existential nihilism. The difference is that one never takes responsibility for his own happiness and dies regretting his entire life, and the other never allows his circumstances to dictate anything and accomplishes great things on accident. If you didn't know the dates, you'd assume Fight Club is a direct refutation of American Beauty.

P.S.
Director: David Fincher, goy
Screenplay: Jim Uhls and Art Linson, goys
Producer: Ceán Chaffin, Fincher's wife, goy
Writer: Chuck Palahniuk, gay goy

Brad Pitt, goy
Edward Norton, goy
Helena Bonham Carter, Jewish
 
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He has a meltdown every couple hours anyway. Nick will seethe forever.
I don’t like the idea of someone being lolcow of the year twice in a row and I think it’s a lot more likely that 2024 is going to be Nick’s year. He’s talking shit about his wife, his alcoholism is clearly getting out of control, and he’s starting to build up a detractor community. Only a matter of time until the wife leaves him with the kids and he’s roommates with Drexel.
 
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I don’t like the idea of someone being lolcow of the year twice in a row and I think it’s a lot more likely that 2024 is going to be Nick’s year. He’s talking shit about his wife, his alcoholism is clearly getting out of control, and he’s starting to build up a detractor community. Only a matter of time until the wife leaves him with the kids and he’s roommates with Drexel.
Pretty sure ACP is headed for an eviction arc himself. He just utterly flipped out on his dad (worse than usual) and his crack use is ramping up.
 
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