Patrick Sean Tomlinson / @stealthygeek / "Torque Wheeler" / @RealAutomanic / Kempesh / Padawan v2.5 - "Conservative" sci-fi author with TDS, armed "drunk with anger management issues" and terminated parental rights, actual tough guy, obese, paid Quasi, paid thousands to be repeatedly unbanned from Twitter

Lana Del Hitler said:
bro what are you talking about, certain people on here are upset over the pests usage of calling people pedophiles and interacting with torswats in conversation and inviting him onto their forum. Pats blackballed on the farms and we all know it.
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Are you referring to the "Report SFWA to the IRS" saga? Because that's not what happened at all, and it happened well before Torswats.

For those who don't remember: Some OnA crossposters (including Dan Mullen himself) wanted to start a campaign here that involved reporting SFWA to the IRS, hopefully getting their non-profit status revoked (as if that would do anything).

When Null told them "no, we're not your Personal Army, and fuck the IRS", the Pests got assblasted and accused Null of being the Fun Police.

One of them even made a fake screenshot (I think it was of @Lady Rackets Ass), falsely claiming responsibility for swatting Fatrick.

They claim to this day that it was all Josh being thin-skinned. No, it's because they tried to make a mess that Null would have to clean up, then claimed it was "lol just a bit bro!"

They either don't understand, or don't care, that we cannot get away with cowtipping like they can. They're a tiny forum whose only enemies are two fat, retarded, incompetent deadbeats. We have crazy people, sex pests, criminals, governments, corporations, and NGOs gunning for us, because we have proof of their dirty laundry and laugh at them.

I like you, Funsters, you're a funny bunch. But on that one particular occasion, you were being complete and utter faggots.
 
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RussianParasite said:
It’s annoying and usually the updates aren’t all that funny. I think more than a couple of the regular posters in that thread made Rekeita their honest-to-god internet daddy and are super upset that he turned out to be something different than be pretended. It’s the only explanation I have for the passion (and hatred) with which they go at him. He’s just a typical degen. There are millions of those.

This vote should not be close. Pat has been an award-winning cow all year. His antics and retardation have been tough to beat. Lost in court, got celebrities to child him, and looked like a fool on mainstream media. Who else has seriously come close?
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The thing is though none of that is known outside of this thread nor does Patrick get featured all that much. Rekieta is more well known here thanks to the whole Weeb Wars thing and later Comics Gate. Plus you have weekly updates on MATI.
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Sorry Patrick but voting is for criminals.
 
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AutoClownMaker said:
A sane move. The jails have people in lockup who did nothing more than being associated with a person who committed a crime.
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Do they enjoy it though is the real question. They have been instructed many millions of times to do so after all. If they don't well that's just felony not having a good time and they'll go to double jail.
 
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Sorry for asking for a spoonfeeding, but was Owen A. Forrems's seminal work "A Christmas Carnage" ever made available for free anywhere after being pulled from Amazon? If it was, I haven't been able to find it in this thread.
 
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Alabama Gamer said:
Sorry for asking for a spoonfeeding, but was Owen A. Forrems's seminal work "A Christmas Carnage" ever made available for free anywhere after being pulled from Amazon? If it was, I haven't been able to find it in this thread.
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Got you covered
 

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OK, after reading up on the thread via highlights, I can confidently say that Patrick Tomlinson is not only by far the most fitting person for lolcow of the year, this man is the biggest lolcow on Earth. How can a person be this dense, stupid and utterly unaware of how his behavior comes across? Jesus Christ, even CWC learned (eventually) to somewhat shut the fuck up and not offer embarrassing information or keep sperging out in funny ways. And CWC is literally retarded, and had to be prodded by trolls for most of the milk.

Pat, on the other hand, just can't help himself if someone says something critical. He MUST respond, immediately. How this man has been able to be a functional adult is beyond me. He's the real-life embodiment of Marty McFly flying off the handle any time someone calls him a coward. He's Dunning-Kruger personified. Pat has been doing this shit for literally years, and has learned absolutely nothing. And at this point it's too late, the brothermen will never stop fucking with him now... He's just too easy and too big of a target for them to lose their pet lolcow.

I can't wait to see how this fat faggot continues to torpedo his life. It's fascinating. I really wish I had been up on this thread a long time ago, because it's by far one of the best threads on Kiwi Farms.
 
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Uncle Buck said:
I’m not understanding why Rackets appears to be running away with it. Yes he’s a buffoon and yes the Mountebank lawsuit is ridiculous but he’s nowhere near Fatty-level.
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1) #DLTIW
2) People used to like Rekieta, so now they hate him that much more. Nobody ever liked Pat.
3) Rekieta's decline is so fast and his lifestyle so suicidal, there's a real chance he won't be alive to be eligible for 2024.

@Anonymus Fluhre : While Pat is an idiot, he will never be useful.
 
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JULAY said:
OK, after reading up on the thread via highlights, I can confidently say that Patrick Tomlinson is not only by far the most fitting person for lolcow of the year, this man is the biggest lolcow on Earth. How can a person be this dense, stupid and utterly unaware of how his behavior comes across? Jesus Christ, even CWC learned (eventually) to somewhat shut the fuck up and not offer embarrassing information or keep sperging out in funny ways. And CWC is literally retarded, and had to be prodded by trolls for most of the milk.

Pat, on the other hand, just can't help himself if someone says something critical. He MUST respond, immediately. How this man has been able to be a functional adult is beyond me. He's the real-life embodiment of Marty McFly flying off the handle any time someone calls him a coward. He's Dunning-Kruger personified. Pat has been doing this shit for literally years, and has learned absolutely nothing. And at this point it's too late, the brothermen will never stop fucking with him now... He's just too easy and too big of a target for them to lose their pet lolcow.

I can't wait to see how this fat faggot continues to torpedo his life. It's fascinating. I really wish I had been up on this thread a long time ago, because it's by far one of the best threads on Kiwi Farms.
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Pat's overtaken CWC as my favorite cow on the site, partly because things just got gross and depressing with Chris after the Motherfucking Incident and partly because it's just fun to watch Pat slowly going insane as he tries to deny reality and pump himself up as a tough, smart, virile badass when he is obviously and objectively none of those things. His unwarranted self-importance and obstinate pigheadedness are fascinating horrifying at the same time, because one just has to wonder what mistakes of God, nature and/or nurture had to happen for him to be the way he is. He's also produced some incredibly entertaining orbiters and hangers-on like the incompetent doxer Jackie Singh, pathological liar Shane Nokes, and drugged-out schizoposter/lawsuit loser Jim Stewartson. It really will be a shame if Pat loses Lolcow of the Year, because he's done so, so much to earn it.
 
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Pat is the best cow because he's so rich. He's for those with a refined palate. Take a picture like this for example. There are so many layers. It's beautiful. Pat is art.
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It's unsurprising that it looks like he won't win lolcow of the year. The mass childs will vote for the Disneys and Marvels of cows like Rekieta or Bossmanjack. Only true auteurs can enjoy the subtle undertones of Patposting.
 
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To be fair, you have to have a very high IQ to understand Rick. The humour is extremely subtle, and without a solid grasp of theoretical physics most of the jokes will go over a typical stalker's head. There's also Rick's nihilistic outlook, which is deftly woven into his characterisation- his personal philosophy draws heavily from Narodnaya Volya literature, for instance. The childs understand this stuff; they have the intellectual capacity to truly appreciate the depths of these jokes, to realise that they're not just funny- they say something deep about LIFE. As a consequence people who dislike Rick truly ARE idiots- of course they wouldn't appreciate, for instance, the humour in Rick's existential catchphrase "Enjoy Prison, Stalker" which itself is a cryptic reference to Turgenev's Russian epic Fathers and Sons. I'm smirking right now just imagining one of those addlepated simpletons scratching their heads in confusion as stealthygeek's genius wit unfolds itself on their television screens. What fools.. how I pity them. 😂

And yes, by the way, i DO have a Rick tattoo. And no, you cannot see it. It's for the ladies' eyes only- and even then they have to demonstrate that they're within 5 IQ points of my own (preferably lower) beforehand. Nothin personnel kid 😎
 
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Incel Death Note said:
Pat is the best cow because he's so rich. He's for those with a refined palate. Take a picture like this for example. There are so many layers. It's beautiful. Pat is art.
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It's unsurprising that it looks like he won't win lolcow of the year. The mass childs will vote for the Disneys and Marvels of cows like Rekieta or Bossmanjack. Only true auteurs can enjoy the subtle undertones of Patposting.
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So he is the Sundance Festival winner of Cows, compared to the Hollywood Stars of Rekieta or Bossmanjack.

Does this make Chris Chan the original trilogy of cows?
 
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