Patrick Sean Tomlinson / @stealthygeek / "Torque Wheeler" / @RealAutomanic / Kempesh / Padawan v2.5 - "Conservative" sci-fi author with TDS, armed "drunk with anger management issues" and terminated parental rights, actual tough guy, obese, paid Quasi, paid thousands to be repeatedly unbanned from Twitter

I love how he uses first names for people like it gives him some sort of magical power over them.

Robert (I CANT BELIEVE HE BELIEVES BOOMIA IS ROBERT PRONGAY), Leslie, Justin, etc.
It's part of his superiority complex. It's a way of belittling someone when speaking to someone in such a way. He utterly fails at debating people and just comes off as a complete asshole all of the time so fails at trying to get people to agree with his side. However the other guy didn't do much better. He resorted to Pat's level (but not his girth hopefully). It would have been better to show others citations about what was going on back in 2020 and the court findings. After all, you're not supposed to convince your opponent of your words, but your audience. Social media in terms of a debate is your audience, neither of them really did a good hooking anyone in with their arguments. Certainly not Patrick with his constant "childing"and other logical fallacies.

I'll give him an E though for Effort, It's what he's used to at least. I hope his mommy gives him another gold star sticker for his troubles.
 
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Remember the poll is not the vote. The vote goes in your comment. I am disappointed to see that some patposters have committed Trumpian levels of treason by voting for the likes of Nick Rekieta.

Patso peaked a bit early this year with the PR blitz and the court appearance ( he would write that he piqued early, come to think of it) Patposting is a marathon, not a half marathon -- too easy to cheat at those -- and not a sprint. Those who only show up for the community highlights only get a part of the picture. Then they vote for some flash in the pan flavor of the month chump instead of the pig. There ain't no justice.
 
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Remember the poll is not the vote.
Voting is different this year! The Lolcow of the Year award is being conducted as a poll at the top of this thread. In addition to Lolcow of the Year, there are numerous other awards for lolcows, some new, some old.
What do you mean? "The Lolcow of the Year award is being conducted as a poll" seems to indicate that the Lolcow of the Year award will, in fact, be conducted as a poll.
#AmReading
 
What do you mean? "The Lolcow of the Year award is being conducted as a poll" seems to indicate that the Lolcow of the Year award will, in fact, be conducted as a poll.
#AmReading

Maybe? Or maybe I'm retarded and read things wrong. Be safe, vote in the poll and in your comment. I'll edit the comment. We can't let an idiot win.
 
MATI PROPOGANDA STRIKES AGAIN.
It's not fair but that's politics, child.
MATI dickriders are second class citizens and should not have voting privileges.

Joshua "Null" Moon, who has been credibly accused of secretly being Richard Prongay Jr., is ensuring the fix is in so Patrick doesn't win, as part of his master plan to cause cured meat prices worldwide to fall so he can create the world's greatest charcuterie board with the finest Milwaukee pepperoni at an unbeatable price. The cheeses featured will all be cheddar.
 
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I’m not understanding why Rackets appears to be running away with it. Yes he’s a buffoon and yes the Mountebank lawsuit is ridiculous but he’s nowhere near Fatty-level.
i was afraid of this happening. there are like 10 "community updates thread" updates a week about this boring-ass lawyer-- and what does he even do? streams while drunk? seems he may be like, a swinger or something? who fucking cares?!?

he's not even one of the site's better law-cows, let alone cow of the year. pathetic.

i never cared for the gunt scene personally but at least ethan was a wacky clown who did wacky shit-- baby mama drama, getting beaten up, etc.
 
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