Patrick Sean Tomlinson / @stealthygeek / "Torque Wheeler" / @RealAutomanic / Kempesh / Padawan v2.5 - "Conservative" sci-fi author with TDS, armed "drunk with anger management issues" and terminated parental rights, actual tough guy, obese, paid Quasi, paid thousands to be repeatedly unbanned from Twitter

People like Boremanjack because he is nostalgic...a cow whose behavior is extremely predictable and he's just enough of a degenerate (felon, gambling addict, abuses parents) that nobody feels bad for laughing at him. He also has the added benefit of being apolitical. Of course said predictability is also what makes him, well, Boremanjack to many.
He's physically demonstrative in a really funny way. He's too one note for CotY tho imo. But for instance, today he took a small amount of money, gambooled it up to thousands, then lost it all in minutes, smashed his keyboard, and now he can only talk to the idiots who give him money in emojis.

There's no deep lore, no real plot to follow, just watch an idiot lose enough money to buy a cheap car on a daily basis.
 
To be fair, both of these people perpetually lose, there's a reason that Bossmanjack's catchphrase (outside of 'Damn That Pussy Nice') is "I just lost it all".

The actual perfect outcome is if both Pat and BMJ lose to Rekieta since that way they both end up in their natural state (losing).
I was gonna say that I had no clue why Rekieta is back in the running, but this would be probably be the funniest outcome.

I feel like if both pat and bmj lose I can laugh and say the game was retarded from the beginning.

That being said if pat pulls through it would be a bit of a vindication for the owen forums funsters. I know our sites aren't on the best of terms, but they did deliver us a classic lolcow giftwrapped that just got better and better once the thread started picking up steam. Though in the end it doesn't matter, just sit back and laugh at the stupid.
 
There's also his uncanny ability to turn completely normal people into Pat posters with almost metronome like regularity.
You don’t have to be an autistic fruit forum browser or even a frequent social media user in general to see that Fatrick is one of the most obnoxious motherfuckers on the planet. He speaks in such a strange way, too. Patposting is funny because he talks in such an eccentric, distinct way when communicating with anyone he suspects of possessing even an iota of ill will towards him.

To put it another way, who wouldn’t be confused by the guy replying to their innocent questions/statements with “No, stalker child. Enjoy prison”? Even the most bland and inoffensive normie will enjoy teasing someone when that’s the response they get.
 
To me BMJ is a one-trick pony, but I get the appeal of being able to drop in at any point for a good laugh without needing to know any lore. Still, I would have put him in fresh meat. 2023 has just got to be the year of the pig.
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A gateway cow?
 
I mean he'd have to use Pig Latin:
Enjo-yay ison-pray alker-stay.
I was thinking more of a language with special morphology to designate words' childishness and stalkerosity. Kind of like grammatical genders, but specialized for the Patrick S. Languagelinson's fat purposes.
 
I was thinking more of a language with special morphology to designate words' childishness and stalkerosity. Kind of like grammatical genders, but specialized for the Patrick S. Languagelinson's fat purposes.
Pig Latin, or a version of it, is all Fatrick could do. He can't do anything complicated because he is retarded. And fat
 
Bossman got way more MATI coverage, Null loves him and so do the internet famous guys. I got bored of him after a few weeks, but he's very memeable and casual cow watchers can jump right into him without having to go through years of schizo lore about a dozen side characters on several different websites, songs, podcasts, news reports, books, etc. While we consider this immense depth (and girth, because he's fat) to be an asset, Patposting is not for the weak.
#DLTIW #ROCKTHEVOTE

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P.S. the DBZ characters are even funnier to me than Pat fighting his organs and his toilet.
I knew the Frieza Force was trolling Pat all along. Zarbon was only the beginning.
 
"Here on Earth 1"
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Under this logic Weimar Germany was already fascist before Hitler legally took power.

I was hoping Pat's pro se motion would make it into the lolcow media section, but I guess nobody read it - classic Tomlinson.

He must be mad at losing, he's really lashing out. I'm including all of this just to show how manic he's been tonight. There's even more but it's just the same nonsense.

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The "whole purpose of the 14th Amendment" was the thing they put third, atalker.
 
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