FTX/Sam Bankman-Fried megathread

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I was laughing at the courtroom sketches again.

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So I decided to use "Transgender Jewish Smeagol" as an AI prompt aaaaand

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Comparing this to the Epstein case isn't particulalry good. Sure both members of the tribe engratiated themselves with elites and relied on mostly retarded credentials and references as goes with that caste of people, but Epstein's whole operation was blackmail and letting sick fucks fuck kids. He was probably enjoying the kids too, but Epstein absolutely had a massive black book of blackmail to get what he wanted. When the walls came down on Epstein no one wanted him around, which is why thinking about who killed him is so interesting. Unless Epstein wasn't the ultimate mastermind in that scheme, which is a terrifying thought.

SBF just inadvertently exposed the DNC's money laundering scheme. He won't get murdered in prison, probably won't even blab about shit. He will just get a 30 year conviction probably reduced to 20-25 years and end up walking a free man blacklisted from all the people he ingratiated himself to.
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I knew she had no chin from that old photo but holy shit, that fucking thing is receding more than her hairline.
 
Growing old in prison is fucking awful. I'm currently listening to ex con stories on youtube and omg Bankman doesn't know what's coming. He knows he is going to prison but he has no idea how awful the experience will be for him every single day. He is a perfect victim in prison not just for booty bandits but also extortion, bullying etc. Imagine that shit happening for the rest of your life.

It's terrible but he deserves it because he is a terrible creature.

(like srsly I didn't know that the amount of rape & gang rape happening in american prisons is that high. I've listened to horrifying stories about like 30 convicts having their way with one guy or a young guy getting viciously gang raped in a dorm in front of hundreds of people & then someone stomped on his head, killing him or people being tied up in their cells for days & becoming a free to use sex slave and no one ever does anything to help because that's not how it works in prison & too many guards don't give a fuck).
Fwiw this happens in almost all prisons globally
 
BBC News reports that SBF will not face a second trial.
Prosecutors said the "strong public interest" in a resolution of their case against the former billionaire outweighed benefits of a second trial.
From the looks of it, probably go straight to sentencing to sort out restitution and damages. Whether or not he actually serves a day of that 110 year maximum sentence is up in the air.

Sam Bankman-Fried, who once ran one of the world's biggest cryptocurrency exchanges and is facing decades in jail, will not face another trial, US prosecutors say.

The 31-year-old was found guilty of fraud and money laundering last month.

Prosecutors said the "strong public interest" in a resolution of their case against the former billionaire outweighed benefits of a second trial.

He had faced six charges that had been separated from his first trial.

These included campaign finance violations, conspiracy to commit bribery, and conspiracy to operate an unlicensed money transmitting business.

His sentencing has been set for 28 March.

In a letter filed in federal court in Manhattan, prosecutors said that his sentencing will likely include orders of forfeiture and restitution for the victims of his crimes.

Bankman-Fried's conviction in New York on 2 November concluded a stunning fall from grace for the former billionaire, once known as the "King of Crypto".

He was arrested last year after his firm, FTX, went bankrupt.

FTX was once valued at $32bn (£26bn), but when it went bankrupt in November last year $8bn in customer funds was missing.

The jury found him guilty of lying to investors and lenders and stealing billions of dollars from FTX, helping to precipitate its collapse. He was charged with seven counts of fraud and money laundering.

The prosecution presented evidence that Bankman-Fried's crypto trading firm Alameda Research received deposits on behalf of FTX customers from the early days of the exchange, when traditional banks were unwilling to let it open an account.

Instead of safeguarding those funds, as Bankman-Fried repeatedly pledged to do in public, he used the money to repay Alameda lenders, buy property and make investments and political donations.

He had pleaded not guilty to all the charges, maintaining that, while he had made mistakes, he had acted in good faith.

Five of the charges Bankman-Fried was found guilty of carry a maximum prison term of 20 years, with a five-year maximum on the other two charges.

That creates a potential maximum sentence of 110 years. Although it is unlikely the judge will actually impose that, Bankman-Fried is expected to face a sentence lasting decades.

Three of his former close friends and colleagues, including his ex-girlfriend Caroline Ellison, pleaded guilty and agreed to testify against him in hopes of reducing their own sentences.

They are to be sentenced at a later date.
 
Comparing this to the Epstein case isn't particulalry good. Sure both members of the tribe engratiated themselves with elites and relied on mostly retarded credentials and references as goes with that caste of people, but Epstein's whole operation was blackmail and letting sick fucks fuck kids. He was probably enjoying the kids too, but Epstein absolutely had a massive black book of blackmail to get what he wanted. When the walls came down on Epstein no one wanted him around, which is why thinking about who killed him is so interesting. Unless Epstein wasn't the ultimate mastermind in that scheme, which is a terrifying thought.

SBF just inadvertently exposed the DNC's money laundering scheme. He won't get murdered in prison, probably won't even blab about shit. He will just get a 30 year conviction probably reduced to 20-25 years and end up walking a free man blacklisted from all the people he ingratiated himself to.

I knew she had no chin from that old photo but holy shit, that fucking thing is receding more than her hairline.
Epstein was just the face and fall guy for a network of pedophiles which almost certainly still exists.
 
2024 the election year. Have to clear the deck for manufactured events. What mass shooting or anuddah holocaust can’t have distractions.

ADL and AIPAC and (((NGOs))) are circling the wagons and flexing soft power hard. After losing harvard and control of the social media narrative they’re in panic mode since Weimar Germany turned into a glorious golden dawn and Weimerica is damn close to starting the same.

Remember, goy, who gets to bribe your politicians and (((strong public interest))) gets charges dropped.

Nigger bahamanian authorities haven’t responded to the prosecutors inquiries about bringing the blocked charges, and just so happens that epstein investigating AG was forced to resign btw.
 
Well, looks like he won't face the trial over his illegal political donations that might turn up a lot of evidence about how the Biden campaign was funded and make Sleepy Joe look bad.

Imagine my shock.
I'm shocked they haven't murdered him yet.
 
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I'm shocked they haven't murdered him yet.
i think the time for him to die vanished a long time ago. him being so intertwined explicitly with the party means it will look blatant. And considering tiktok and twitter are out of their hands, pulling a clinton would look obvious to anyone under 60 right now.
 
Looks like we're heading straight to this guy getting a reduced sentence, assuming he gets time at all.
Calling it now, 25 years, serving everything concurrently, out in 14 so.

Honestly any prison time is good news and makes me happy.

The show dropped when that idiot from Theranos got prison time AFTER having a sympathy baby.

Lol
 

Sam Bankman-Fried Should Get 40 to 50 Years in Prison, Prosecutors Say​

Mr. Bankman-Fried, who was convicted of seven counts of fraud and conspiracy, faces a maximum penalty of 110 years.
“Justice requires that he receive a prison sentence commensurate with the extraordinary dimensions of his crimes,” the prosecutors said in a 116-page sentencing memo to the judge.

The federal probation department separately recommended a 100-year sentence for Mr. Bankman-Fried, 32, effectively a life sentence. But prosecutors said in the filing that sending him to prison for the rest of his life was not warranted, despite the severity of his crime, because of his relative youth.

In a filing last month, lawyers for Mr. Bankman-Fried argued that he should receive a sentence of no more than six and a half years.
I have a counter-offer: how about 2 years, and you instead run stories kissing his ass so his re-entry into society will go smoothly.
 
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