Nicholas Robert Rekieta / Rekieta "Law" / Actually Criminal / @NickRekieta - Polysubstance enthusiast, "Lawtuber" turned Dabbleverse streamer, swinger, "whitebread ass nigga", snuffs animals for fun, visits 🇯🇲 BBC resorts. Legally a cuckold who lost his license to practice law. Wife's bod worth $50. The normies even know.

[DaleMcGuy]

Based on my recollection, around the September-October timeline speculation was that 'if they were intelligent', Rumble would drop Nick. By the end of October, Nick started more of an attempt to be consistwnt and it had shifted to 'they will renew but at a lower rate.

I am extremely interested now given that he does not plan to negotiate until he can fly out to Florida until FEBRUARY. Will they have any money left to offer him a contract after signing other people to start in January?

He even wants to make changes to the contract, so I do not see it commencing until March.

With the Monty suit dragging on, can he afford 2-3 months of no contract followed by a possible reduction? He has not seemed to have put anything much away with his extravagant spending habits.

Usually, glance at Potatoherders dono stats. Seems like Rumble totals are $200 if that on average. With double on YT.
365x200= 73000 For Rumble this would imply he streams every day, we know he in fact streams less now than ever before.
Even this crude example proves his earning value is far less than the alleged 6 figure contract number not to mention the pittance that Rumble gets at 20%.

He is going to have to bend over backward for Rumble to get a pity contract that will not be favorable to him at all.
His YouTube donos on average tend to be higher but YT takes 30%. In contrast, YT ad revenue pays decently with Rumble ad revenue being laughably bad.
Socialblade has his channel views barely breaking 300k views a month which is poor for a full-time creator channel his size. YT steam views are starting to dip below 10k views.
YT ad revenue won't even cover his alleged 3 grand snack bill.

As far as Montysuit hiring an over priced lawyer is only going to result in milk for us when the bill is due. Willing to bet he has a decent amount of money saved up. We will know things are bad when he sells the Rustang. If Mersh gets a re-up and Nick doesn't, buckshot would be looking pretty tasty.

Without the Rumble contract, I don't see him coming back from this year long community theatre production of American Beauty.

 

[Shek$il]

Rekeita most deserves to win this year for his shirking of Josh's friendship to engage in humiliating behaviors. He'll still be mortified Null ever let this happen, but he's worked the hardest for it all year by invading the MATI streams consistently.

Rekeita chose to burn his wings and put himself where he is, which to me is poetic justice deserving of my vote.

 

[Nod Flenders]

Rekeita most deserves to win this year for his shirking of Josh's friendship to engage in humiliating behaviors. He'll still be mortified Null ever let this happen, but he's worked the hardest for it all year by invading the MATI streams consistently.

Rekeita chose to burn his wings and put himself where he is, which to me is poetic justice deserving of my vote.

While I didn't vote for Nick for Lolcow of the year, I think him winning would be the best choice.

 

[Sam Losco]

Nick's lead has grown.

 

[feral cat #6385]

Nick's lead has grown.
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Not high enough! LET'S GET OUT THAT FUCKING VOTE!!!

All the other cows have always been fucking losers. Rekieta's heel turn has been amazing.

 

[not william stenchever]

26.9

Nice.

 

[ye's Official KF Burner]

I don't always follow Nick but he truly deserves to be Lolcow of the Year. He is always outpacing everyone and outdoing his cow behavior with something new. Just when I think he hit a new low, he dives deeper.

 

[feral cat #6385]

My impassioned plea to make Rackets COTY.

Thank you for coming to my TED Talk.

 

[HodgePodgeRogerDodger]

I think Rekieta’s just been consistent. Ralph had his shit last year, but now has mostly become a bit boring. The America First shit was a bit boring, but otherwise Ralph kinda pulled out of a tail spin. Even his divorce/separation wasn’t that eventful.

Bossman Jack is funny, but he’s just “I’ve lost everything…” and doing shit your local addict does.

Rekieta consistently makes an ass of himself in ways that erode his previous character. He’s so petty and vindictive about shit so you can’t help, but loathe him.

 

[Gorton Colu]

It's still pretty bizarre that his response to the (imaginary) allegation he beats his wife and kids isn't "I could never beat them because I'm not that kind of person!" but instead "it's not even an option because I'm too weak!"

By implication, we can suspect his end goals if he ever starts working out.

 

[SteelPlatedHeart]

I’d think that drunken 7 hour rant he had against Eric July, in which he claimed Eric was racist against blacks, Nick was more black than Eric, and how Nick grew up a poor kid in the ghettowith the cops bullying the school bus, ect ect…all because Eric called him a “non-practicing lawyer” is a major selling point in Nick deserving Lolcow of the year.

 

[Irrational Exuberance]

Rekieta basically got tricked by a gay jewish Spielberg film into being a pathetic sad sack piece of shit and giving up all pretense of control over his own life. Or, rather, he allowed a small-hat movie about being a sad sack piece of shit to excuse his behavior.

The moral of the film is literally that the very second Kevin Spacey showed a single second of remorse or introspection, he's randomly shot in the back of the head by a closested neo-Nazi psychopath.

so why even bother man??? bottoms up! you put in all this work and sometimes things don't even turn out like you want them to... sometimes things don't go as planned, so why even try man? if the boulder will roll down the hill, like, what's the point? might as well enjoy the moment.... gay nazis might shoot me if i show any self-awareness

It's honestly fucking disgusting and makes me lose any sympathy I have for him. This faggot ass film is what he decided to base his sense of self off of.

"I met a traveller from an antique land,
Who said—“Two vast and trunkless legs of stone
Stand in the desert. . . . Near them, on the sand,
Half sunk a shattered visage lies, whose frown,
And wrinkled lip, and sneer of cold command,
Tell that its sculptor well those passions read
Which yet survive, stamped on these lifeless things,
The hand that mocked them, and the heart that fed;
And on the pedestal, these words appear:
My name is Ozymandias, King of Kings;
Look on my Works, ye Mighty, and despair!
Nothing beside remains. Round the decay
Of that colossal Wreck, boundless and bare
The lone and level sands stretch far away.”

I feel this poem is appropriate for this discussion; the surface-level takeaway is that for all the majesty and grandeur that humanity can produce, time will inevitably wear it all away. But consider the fact that the objects endured long after the reign and death of one particular ruler--and because the objects endured, so did the meaning behind the objects., even though the context may have shifted to that of a mere curiosity, instead of abject fear.

 

[WEEKEND]

Nah Nick isn't the Lolcow of the Year. I get that he's the popular thing right now and his fall into lolcowdom is probably the been the fastest since Ralph but he hasn't really done anything. Sure he gets drunk all the time and embarrasses himself but it's fairly tame in comparison to the bullshit these retards usually pull. He just sits there mostly.

Now 2024 is Nick's year to really shine. 2023 was just the set up and I think we can expect big things from Nicky as the alcohol burns through what's left of his brain.

 

[CoolGuy1990]

wtf is it about Libertarians and them always inevitably devolving into pants-on-head retards, and it almost always ends with them defending some dumbass hill. Even lefties that call themselves stupid shit like "Libertarian Socialists" always end up defending the dumbest fucking points for no reason what so ever

 

[Jasper2K]

Nick's lead has grown.
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Rekieta deserves the recognition.

 

[CoolGuy1990]

Rekieta deserves the recognition.

I want him to win for the sole fact of meer mention of that shower talk causes him to sperg for a solid 2 hrs, imagine what happens when he gets lolcow of the year LMAO

 

[Truly Rural]

My Doods, my d00ds, I beg of you: I know there has to be at least one of you beloved bird people here that can find a clip, or an entire Lawsplaining stream from 2019 or so, during Kick Vic drama, with Ty Beard where Nick said something along the lines "Kiwi Farms is best thing since balldo and will remain best thing forever and ever and long after I get reduced to lolcow status"

I remember him saying this very clearly (well, not clearly enough to quote him verbatim) and for science, and just in case, I believe we need that clip like right meow.

 

[No Scope]

Based on my recollection, around the September-October timeline speculation was that 'if they were intelligent', Rumble would drop Nick. By the end of October, Nick started more of an attempt to be consistwnt and it had shifted to 'they will renew but at a lower rate.

I am extremely interested now given that he does not plan to negotiate until he can fly out to Florida until FEBRUARY. Will they have any money left to offer him a contract after signing other people to start in January?

He even wants to make changes to the contract, so I do not see it commencing until March.

With the Monty suit dragging on, can he afford 2-3 months of no contract followed by a possible reduction? He has not seemed to have put anything much away with his extravagant spending habits.

Nick won't be able to negotiate his contract until February?

If that is true, I'm gonna say that Rumble is dumping him altogether. I think Nick knew this ahead of time and is deliberately trying to torpedo his contract like hinting he is in a position to dictate terms where he wants to be a Rumble exclusive streamer only and drop YouTube. He can make up any excuse later and say that Rumble's offer was not good enough and that they couldn't meet on equal terms where everyone benefits from the deal.

I hope Nick lives long enough to where Monty's case goes to trial and judgement is in favor to Monty. I hope that the awarded damages are so high he will be delivering Uber Eats in his Crustang to people. Bonus if he crashes his car again while drunk making a delivery.

 

[Chibitzen]

I get that he's the popular thing right now

Hardly. That's why he is getting the most votes.

 

[TheDarknessGrows]

I don't know how Nick thinks Rumble's numbers aren't weird. I like Rumble but their numbers are obviously not accurate. It is laughable.