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With a (questionable) W from James Drake, how would you rate season 5 of Fishtank?

  • 1 Star — Absolute disaster. Unwatchable, boring, production fucked it up bad, the fish were lame

    Votes: 56 7.3%

  • 2 Stars — Pretty bad. Some funny moments, dragged, too many vibe repair days. Barely worth checking.

    Votes: 87 11.4%

  • 3 Stars — Average. Solid entertainment in spots, some good chaos and crashouts, but nothing special

    Votes: 169 22.1%

  • 4 Stars — Really good. Lots of hilarious moments, strong fish personalities, solid content and vibes

    Votes: 405 53.0%

  • 5 Stars — Peak Fishtank / Masterpiece. Non-stop insanity, legendary fish and production, pure chaos

    Votes: 47 6.2%
  • Total voters
    764
Brian/Peter Attic Time

-Shinji is apparently an actor and not eligible for prize money
-Jimmy is a content driver, expect at least 2 more weeks of Jimmy
-Tay is boring.
-Discussed a possible Bonnie and Clyde plot line
-Did TJ get drugged? Judge says no.
-Trish is gone in 12 days.
-Brian leaves
-Sam does his look at the camera and leaves after.

NIFTY CONFIRMED TO HAVE GOTTEN A CHRONIC ILLNESS FROM THE COVID VACCINE.
 
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Great Sun Jester said:
Summer's messages to the production, leaked on /tv/, take it with a grain of salt they may be fake, they also censor the name of the hospital and other stuff. This shit also feels like an ARG

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Some have suggested, 'send her home'. Not you Ben, but s'other people have suggested t'send her home.
I say, NO! That's a death sentence! If she doesn't get swamp magic, she'll get home, and who knows what'll happen. A gator'll get her *chomp*.
The only way, the only way, when a member of your reality TV show cast is having a mental episode, that's so dangerous you have to call the show lawyer, for 45 minutes.
The only fix, to cover your ass, liabilitw-wise, is with swamp-magic *chomp*.
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First a 45 min show lawyer phone call, then 45 min of schizo summer voicemails. It rhymes like pottery.

Also, damn, jet gives her, well tried to give her, some decent advice about sticking it out, and she develops a whole fixation:

In the voicemails she says she's lurked on 4chan and, our ugly sister, lolcow.farms. If summer doesn't kill herself before it happens, some 4chan sperg is gonna l ron hubbard her into thinking being chained up is another truman show.

Speaking of that, all these weird veiled threats. Did she google up the marky stuff? Hard to avoid it on the chans. Or it's like she's trying to do one of those "if you don't let me back on the show (aka if you leave me) I'll kill myself".

Actually diagnosed BPD. Sam Hyde flew too close to the daniel larson sun. Maybe if he can get some insane insurance they can go full stanford prison experiment for season 3, and have certified schizos like summer. Going to need riot gear though, and nothing sharp in the house.
 
CHINAMAN CHALLENGE - Next 30 minutes will be people acting like chinamen. The tank immediately erupted into random china sounds.
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FIREPLACE STATUS: LIT (unironic chance of death because nobody seems sure how to use it)
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aromatic said:
In the voicemails she says she's lurked on 4chan and, our ugly sister, lolcow.farms
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I heard this earlier and it made me wonder what she's referring to on lcf, as the Sam Hyde thread was locked and there is no thread for fishtank. Maybe she has actually been lurking here, but knows better than to name the site off to Jet.
 
Initially I wasn't going to post anything because I don't want to contribute any milk to the Summer saga but I don't think it can do any more damage to her reputation than what's been done already. She wasn't supposed to be on social media whatsoever but the nursing staff at the hospital clearly do not give a fuck whether she follows that rule or not which is what led to all of the Tumblr posts.

She is having a psychotic break, not a manipulative BPD episode. Everything she's posting is being said through a haze of meds and untreated psychosis and the voicemails were sent during the worst of it- although I guess it's hard to say whether that was the worst or its yet to come. Jet is a retard for allowing her on the show; anyone with a brain would have seen the way she acted in the interview was off and a breakdown was inevitable. She isn't normally like this, this behavior is worse than anything I have ever seen from her before and it's definitely a direct result of being in the tank. Once they realized she was a liability, Jet and co. shoved her in an Uber going to the airport and tried to wash their hands of it. Unfortunately, and this may come as a shock, but someone in Summer's state cannot travel across the country alone. Like, the airline will not allow that to happen. I know the last thing you try to get the farms to do is have sympathy for someone but she is actually a fairly functional person in normal circumstances. She clearly can't speak for herself and no one is getting it together enough to actually quell anything that is being said so I hope this is somewhat valuable. I can provide any proof that won't get me doxxed or reveal too much information.
 
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anyone with a brain would have seen the way she acted in the interview was off and a breakdown was inevitable
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she is actually a fairly functional person in normal circumstances
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i feel for her situation, its obviously fucked, but do you really expect jet (or any casting director) to be able to perform a competent psychiatric evaluation during an interview for a reality show? she wouldve been as put together as possible for the interview and probably couldve fooled anyone.
 
Swamp_Donkey said:
i feel for her situation, its obviously fucked, but do you really expect jet (or any casting director) to be able to perform a competent psychiatric evaluation during an interview for a reality show? she wouldve been as put together as possible for the interview and probably couldve fooled anyone.
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I guess I assumed since they were clearly going for younger fish that were fucked in the head this season they should've known to look for the difference between one that will provide milk and be entertaining and one that will just completely lose it. I'm not trying to pin the blame on the crew entirely.
 
retard throwaway said:
Initially I wasn't going to post anything because I don't want to contribute any milk to the Summer saga but I don't think it can do any more damage to her reputation than what's been done already. She wasn't supposed to be on social media whatsoever but the nursing staff at the hospital clearly do not give a fuck whether she follows that rule or not which is what led to all of the Tumblr posts.

She is having a psychotic break, not a manipulative BPD episode. Everything she's posting is being said through a haze of meds and untreated psychosis and the voicemails were sent during the worst of it- although I guess it's hard to say whether that was the worst or its yet to come. Jet is a retard for allowing her on the show; anyone with a brain would have seen the way she acted in the interview was off and a breakdown was inevitable. She isn't normally like this, this behavior is worse than anything I have ever seen from her before and it's definitely a direct result of being in the tank. Once they realized she was a liability, Jet and co. shoved her in an Uber going to the airport and tried to wash their hands of it. Unfortunately, and this may come as a shock, but someone in Summer's state cannot travel across the country alone. Like, the airline will not allow that to happen. I know the last thing you try to get the farms to do is have sympathy for someone but she is actually a fairly functional person in normal circumstances. She clearly can't speak for herself and no one is getting it together enough to actually quell anything that is being said so I hope this is somewhat valuable. I can provide any proof that won't get me doxxed or reveal too much information.
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Do you think Summer will fully recover from this incident, or is it too early to make a call as of yet?
 
retard throwaway said:
Initially I wasn't going to post anything because I don't want to contribute any milk to the Summer saga but I don't think it can do any more damage to her reputation than what's been done already. She wasn't supposed to be on social media whatsoever but the nursing staff at the hospital clearly do not give a fuck whether she follows that rule or not which is what led to all of the Tumblr posts.

She is having a psychotic break, not a manipulative BPD episode. Everything she's posting is being said through a haze of meds and untreated psychosis and the voicemails were sent during the worst of it- although I guess it's hard to say whether that was the worst or its yet to come. Jet is a retard for allowing her on the show; anyone with a brain would have seen the way she acted in the interview was off and a breakdown was inevitable. She isn't normally like this, this behavior is worse than anything I have ever seen from her before and it's definitely a direct result of being in the tank. Once they realized she was a liability, Jet and co. shoved her in an Uber going to the airport and tried to wash their hands of it. Unfortunately, and this may come as a shock, but someone in Summer's state cannot travel across the country alone. Like, the airline will not allow that to happen. I know the last thing you try to get the farms to do is have sympathy for someone but she is actually a fairly functional person in normal circumstances. She clearly can't speak for herself and no one is getting it together enough to actually quell anything that is being said so I hope this is somewhat valuable. I can provide any proof that won't get me doxxed or reveal too much information.
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She is either functional or not make up your mind, you cant be both.
Either her tard wranglers did not keep her in check or she is totally ok enough to go on.

You are saying she isnt normally like this but at the same time trying to blame Jett for not knowing she was going to be not normal and insane
 
I should have clarified. She is not usually the kind of person who will go on 45 minute long schizophrenic voicemail rants. That does not necessarily make her fit to be in a high stress environment or someone who should be in the public eye of any kind. I do think Jet is retarded for seeking out people he thinks are going to provide content and then being surprised when it supremely backfires on him and he gets someone who has a reaction like Summer, or Jimmy when he lunged at Taylor, to name a less extreme example.
 
ChuckSneeder said:
Where did she say she has an account here? So far, there is one kiwi account saying they passed the audition on Twitter. At first, I suspected it was Cole but he applied through Craigslist. That leaves out to either Summer or Tayleigh.
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She has an onionfarms account that was confirmed, its safe to say if she has one there she has one here.
 
retard throwaway said:
Initially I wasn't going to post anything because I don't want to contribute any milk to the Summer saga but I don't think it can do any more damage to her reputation than what's been done already. She wasn't supposed to be on social media whatsoever but the nursing staff at the hospital clearly do not give a fuck whether she follows that rule or not which is what led to all of the Tumblr posts.

She is having a psychotic break, not a manipulative BPD episode. Everything she's posting is being said through a haze of meds and untreated psychosis and the voicemails were sent during the worst of it- although I guess it's hard to say whether that was the worst or its yet to come. Jet is a retard for allowing her on the show; anyone with a brain would have seen the way she acted in the interview was off and a breakdown was inevitable. She isn't normally like this, this behavior is worse than anything I have ever seen from her before and it's definitely a direct result of being in the tank. Once they realized she was a liability, Jet and co. shoved her in an Uber going to the airport and tried to wash their hands of it. Unfortunately, and this may come as a shock, but someone in Summer's state cannot travel across the country alone. Like, the airline will not allow that to happen. I know the last thing you try to get the farms to do is have sympathy for someone but she is actually a fairly functional person in normal circumstances. She clearly can't speak for herself and no one is getting it together enough to actually quell anything that is being said so I hope this is somewhat valuable. I can provide any proof that won't get me doxxed or reveal too much information.
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Are you the black guy *yawn*

in all seriousness if this is legit or not, it's a pretty miserable situation but it feels like a failure on the part of a lot of people in her life to allow her to be in this situatuon moreso than Jet, or the production. Even if it was clear she was crazy, it probably wasn't clear she'd go full psychosis. I know the hell of psychosis, but I also know that people with a solid support system dont put themselves in situations that cause psychotic breaks.
 
laoyang said:
I find it hard to actively hate him. The dude's a freak, but I mean, if you've been horrifically physically, mentally, and sexually abused as a child the way he allegedly has been, would you fare any better? Would I?

I do legit want him gone though, but only for everybody's safety and well-being, his own included.
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I deeply DEEPLY appreciate posts like these. There’s not enough actual appreciation for the people we laugh at and the nuances behind their personal experiences.

The site is better when we laugh at someone for being ridiculous vs when we laugh at someone just because we think we’re better than them.
 
ChuckSneeder said:
Where did she say she has an account here? So far, there is one kiwi account saying they passed the audition on Twitter. At first, I suspected it was Cole but he applied through Craigslist. That leaves out to either Summer or Tayleigh.
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I got her email, I think from her Twitter? or something, it was posted in this thread here too

If you try to login with an email that isn't registered on KF it says 'Email etc etc is not registered" or something, but if the email is registered it will just say "Invalid Password"

I tried it with Summers email and it said invalid password
 
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