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I thought the story was going to end with it was an apartment she was evicted from.
African-American Appreciation Thread - Highlighting contributions from our most productive citizens
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I'm going to look back for stories I've already posted elsewhere, I definitely have a few of them that are more than applicable to this thread.
I will not name the city I live in but, I'm sure you are closer to the tuition than I am, I never bothered with a 4 year college I went to trade school and then started my own small company, I hate people who brag on the internet but, I do very well all things considered. This is nationally well known school with a very very well known athletic program. In normal places around the united states outside large cities studios are not more than 500-600. In large cities people piss away 15,000$ a year on rent, I hate paying rent and I refuse to pay rent, the second I could I purchased property.
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More coon-tacts in the urban jungle I work in dealing with nogs, posted this in the horrors of the workplace thread, previously.
I have hundreds of stories of stories of people too stupid to be operating vehicles asking for my help, mostly retarded black people.
black Woman calls me up two days ago:
BW: "How much to make a key for a 2004 Cadillac SRX?"
me: "you lost the key to your car?"
BW: "yes"
me: "$250 to cut the key and program it so it starts your vehicle"
BW: "can you do $200"
me: "is it the same key that operates in your door as operates in the ignition?"
BW "yes"
me: "is the battery fully charged?"
BW: "yes"
me: "and all the locks are in good working condition? nobody stuck a screwdriver in there or anything silly like that?"
BW: "no"
me: "ok I can do $200, I'll see you in 30 mins, bye"
30 mins later I arrive, dumb cunt gave me the wrong address, she gets the address wrong to the fucking actual place she is currently living at.
me: "Hello, I'm at 1234 street, just like you said, I don't see this vehicle. Are you certain this is the right address?"
BW: long pause "um...... yeah"
me: "ok well can you double check" I have two GPS devices and this is obviously not the correct address."
BW: "um maybe its 1234 1/2 street?"
me: "no, that does not make sense, can you check your current location on your phone"?
Her cell phone dies. I start driving around in circles till I see a Cadillac in a parking lot about 400 yards away from the address she gave me. I pull next to the Cadillac which is missing a front drivers side wheel entirely. The first thing I notice is the drivers door lock is destroyed, like it's not even there anymore, stupid cunt lied to me. Whatever... A black woman in her 20's with about 4-5 face tattoos comes up to me.
BW: "Oh hey yeah, my cell phone died."
me: "Thats ok, I need to see your ID and $200 before I start, I noticed the door lock is broken?"
BW: "oh yeah they broke it"
me: "I asked you over the phone if it was working properly, remember?"
blank stare
BW: "oh I guess I forgot"
me: "ok... well do you have ID and payment?"
Shows me a pic of her ID on her cell phone and hands me $120 dollars.
me: " this isn't the $200 we discussed over the phone"
BW: "oh yeah, I know were going to go to the ATM in a minute, you can start working on the car."
me: "actually I don't start work till I'm paid, in full"
BW sighs out loud, talks to her hoodrat friends and magically comes up with another $80 without having to go to the ATM. I pretend she didn't just lie to me about the ATM for some reason. I unlock the door to the SUV, I stick my head in and see what used to be an ignition lock, it's not only destroyed with wires stripped and hanging loose, the lock where you would stick a key isn't even there. There is approximately $2,000-$3,000 in damage done to the ignition lock system in this vehicle. Some retard friend of this lying retarded cunt had decided he would save $250 and hotwire a car that cannot be hotwired. I cuss out loud when I see this. There is nothing I can do, I don't have the approximately $700 in parts needed to repair this vehicle even if she had to money to pay me to repair it.
me: "Why did you tell me the ignition was in working condition? This is thousands of dollars in damage."
another blank stare
BW: "uhhh... you can't fix it"
me: "this is thousands of dollars in damage, you told me you lost your car key?"
BW: "we just need it too start."
me: " I just told you this is thousands of dollars in damage you have done to this vehicle."
blank stare number 3
me: "Why did you tell me you lost your car key"?
BW: "I didn't think think it was that bad"
Her hood rat friend comes over
Hoodrat friend "you can't just fix it"?
Me: "for the third time, this is thousands of dollars in damage done to this vehicle."
I give them back $180 dollars, I tell them I'm taking $20 for my time and gasoline and I leave. I deal with situations exactly like this or worse about once a month.
black Woman calls me up two days ago:
BW: "How much to make a key for a 2004 Cadillac SRX?"
me: "you lost the key to your car?"
BW: "yes"
me: "$250 to cut the key and program it so it starts your vehicle"
BW: "can you do $200"
me: "is it the same key that operates in your door as operates in the ignition?"
BW "yes"
me: "is the battery fully charged?"
BW: "yes"
me: "and all the locks are in good working condition? nobody stuck a screwdriver in there or anything silly like that?"
BW: "no"
me: "ok I can do $200, I'll see you in 30 mins, bye"
30 mins later I arrive, dumb cunt gave me the wrong address, she gets the address wrong to the fucking actual place she is currently living at.
me: "Hello, I'm at 1234 street, just like you said, I don't see this vehicle. Are you certain this is the right address?"
BW: long pause "um...... yeah"
me: "ok well can you double check" I have two GPS devices and this is obviously not the correct address."
BW: "um maybe its 1234 1/2 street?"
me: "no, that does not make sense, can you check your current location on your phone"?
Her cell phone dies. I start driving around in circles till I see a Cadillac in a parking lot about 400 yards away from the address she gave me. I pull next to the Cadillac which is missing a front drivers side wheel entirely. The first thing I notice is the drivers door lock is destroyed, like it's not even there anymore, stupid cunt lied to me. Whatever... A black woman in her 20's with about 4-5 face tattoos comes up to me.
BW: "Oh hey yeah, my cell phone died."
me: "Thats ok, I need to see your ID and $200 before I start, I noticed the door lock is broken?"
BW: "oh yeah they broke it"
me: "I asked you over the phone if it was working properly, remember?"
blank stare
BW: "oh I guess I forgot"
me: "ok... well do you have ID and payment?"
Shows me a pic of her ID on her cell phone and hands me $120 dollars.
me: " this isn't the $200 we discussed over the phone"
BW: "oh yeah, I know were going to go to the ATM in a minute, you can start working on the car."
me: "actually I don't start work till I'm paid, in full"
BW sighs out loud, talks to her hoodrat friends and magically comes up with another $80 without having to go to the ATM. I pretend she didn't just lie to me about the ATM for some reason. I unlock the door to the SUV, I stick my head in and see what used to be an ignition lock, it's not only destroyed with wires stripped and hanging loose, the lock where you would stick a key isn't even there. There is approximately $2,000-$3,000 in damage done to the ignition lock system in this vehicle. Some retard friend of this lying retarded cunt had decided he would save $250 and hotwire a car that cannot be hotwired. I cuss out loud when I see this. There is nothing I can do, I don't have the approximately $700 in parts needed to repair this vehicle even if she had to money to pay me to repair it.
me: "Why did you tell me the ignition was in working condition? This is thousands of dollars in damage."
another blank stare
BW: "uhhh... you can't fix it"
me: "this is thousands of dollars in damage, you told me you lost your car key?"
BW: "we just need it too start."
me: " I just told you this is thousands of dollars in damage you have done to this vehicle."
blank stare number 3
me: "Why did you tell me you lost your car key"?
BW: "I didn't think think it was that bad"
Her hood rat friend comes over
Hoodrat friend "you can't just fix it"?
Me: "for the third time, this is thousands of dollars in damage done to this vehicle."
I give them back $180 dollars, I tell them I'm taking $20 for my time and gasoline and I leave. I deal with situations exactly like this or worse about once a month.
Roughly four years ago, late on a Friday afternoon.
I get a call for an older Lexus vehicle, replacement for all keys lost scenario, pretty standard. I call the number provided to me. A black woman answers, I die a little bit inside but, continue to keep up my professionalism.
BW: Hello?!
me: Yes, this is Anon the locksmith, you have a Lexus vehicle?
BW: Where are you?
me: Lets confirm this vehicle/address first, ok? You have a Lexus?
BW: Yeah. where are you? how fast can you get here?
me: Ok, I'm told its a 1996 LS400? yes?
BW: Yes.
me: Ok, and the address is 1234 street, yes?
BW: yes, it the In-in-out. (in-in-out is a fast food drive through restaurant for all outside of the U.S.)
me: And you lost the key to this vehicle?
BW: Somebody stole the key.
me: Ok, my GPS says just about 20 minutes, I'll see you shortly.
20 minutes later I'm at the restaurant parking lot, I don't see the car so I call her cell again.
BW: hello?
me: yes, I'm looking for your vehicle?
BW: It's at the drive through.
me: yes, I'm at the In-In-Out, what color is this car?
BW: it's white.
me: still not seeing this car...
BW: it's in the drive through.
I realize the car is actually in the drive through, not just parked at the restaurant but in the drive-way where people order/pay/collect their food. I park my truck and peer around the corner in the drive through, sure enough there is a beat to shit, White Lexus blocking anyone from using the drive through. I approach the car, there is a black woman mid 20s and a black man also mid 20s in the vehicle.
me: hello, you called for the technician?
BW: Yeah.
me: ok lets start with your drivers license or ID?
She hands me her DL, I start to write down the name/address on my invoice pad.
BW: how much dis goin cost?
me: I'll get to that in one minute, let me get the boring paperwork done, what happened to the key?
BW: some bitch took it.
me: pardon?
BW: We was in line and and my friend took the key out da lock and took off widdit.
I realize what she is trying to say, she, her boyfriend and their friend were in line, somehow got into a fight and the friend yanked the key out of the ignition and ran off with it. This is Friday night, a fast food establishment like this is going to see hundreds of customers through this drive through, only now these two retards are blocking it. The restaurant is trying to accommodate by having people pull to the other side of the parking lot and running payment and food across the lot but, it's a clusterfuck most customers are just driving away in confusion. I hand her her ID back. And inspect the car.
me: Ok, new key made for this vehicle is going to be $300.
BW: What!?!? three hundred dollars?!
me: Yes this is a high security key, all Lexus Vehicles are, the machine I use to cut this key costs around $2,000
BW: How you goin' charge three hundred dollars for the key?
me: It costs what it costs, do you have the money?
BW: No we ain't got no three hundred dollars.
me: I take credit cards venmo and zelle, do you have family who can spot you?
She takes out her phone mumbles something about me charging too much and calls her mother.
BW: Mama, the man wants three hundred dollars for the key!
"mama" and her talk about another minute and she hands me the phone. says her mother wants to talk to me, I'm now talking with "mama".
me: Yes, this is anon the field technician?
mama: How you goin' charge three hundred dollars for a car key?
me: Do you have a credit card? I accept credit cards over the phone?
mama: Why you charging so much?
me: Do you really want to know?
mama: yeah I do!
me: First of all this is an emergency call, second this is after hours call as it's now 6pm, in addition to that this vehicle has what we call a "high security key", are you aware this car is actually impeding a business from operating?
mama: No way no uh you ain't goin' charge us that.
She continues talking I just ignore her and hand the phone back to the black woman who is now furiously digging at the ignition with a screwdriver.
me: If you break that ignition, even if someone makes you a key, it won't work in the ignition, you do realize that?
she continues to try to dig at this ignition with a screwdriver as if I said nothing. I turn to address the boyfriend.
me: I want to help you guys but, do you have the money to pay me for my services?
boyfriend: Well how cheap can you do this for?
me: I can do $200 if were talking cash.
boyfriend: uh... I think I can get the money.
me: ok this sounds like progress, I assume you have a friend or family member who can come through?
boyfriend: um no, I would have to go back home to get the money.
me: how far is home, exactly?
boyfriend: uh, like 2 hours I think?
me: I can't wait around for 2 hours to see if you come through or not, my service call to come out here is $20.
boyfriend turns to BW still fighting with the ignition lock with this screwdriver.
boyfriend: hey the man says we owe him $20 to come out here.
bw: tell him we ain't got $20.
I chime in,
me: how the fuck were you planning on paying me to make this car key if you don't even have $20?
bw: well you can just move on then.
The restaurant manager has been watching this conversation from a far, he sees me walking away with a pissed-off look on my face. He starts to approach me.
RM:So, whats up?
me: these people are fucked, you want my opinion?
RM: I guess so?
me: Tow the vehicle out of your driveway, these guys are going to be here for a long time. They couldn't care less about me, about you or how much money this is costing your restaurant.
I leave and move on to my next call that evening. About a week later I found out it got worse. The car was eventually towed out of the drive through to the parking lot adjacent. They then called another locksmith the following day, they insisted on seeing the key start the car before they paid him, after he made the key and he asked for payment they both physically attacked him beating him until he gave up the key. The moral of the story is do not trust niggers.
I get a call for an older Lexus vehicle, replacement for all keys lost scenario, pretty standard. I call the number provided to me. A black woman answers, I die a little bit inside but, continue to keep up my professionalism.
BW: Hello?!
me: Yes, this is Anon the locksmith, you have a Lexus vehicle?
BW: Where are you?
me: Lets confirm this vehicle/address first, ok? You have a Lexus?
BW: Yeah. where are you? how fast can you get here?
me: Ok, I'm told its a 1996 LS400? yes?
BW: Yes.
me: Ok, and the address is 1234 street, yes?
BW: yes, it the In-in-out. (in-in-out is a fast food drive through restaurant for all outside of the U.S.)
me: And you lost the key to this vehicle?
BW: Somebody stole the key.
me: Ok, my GPS says just about 20 minutes, I'll see you shortly.
20 minutes later I'm at the restaurant parking lot, I don't see the car so I call her cell again.
BW: hello?
me: yes, I'm looking for your vehicle?
BW: It's at the drive through.
me: yes, I'm at the In-In-Out, what color is this car?
BW: it's white.
me: still not seeing this car...
BW: it's in the drive through.
I realize the car is actually in the drive through, not just parked at the restaurant but in the drive-way where people order/pay/collect their food. I park my truck and peer around the corner in the drive through, sure enough there is a beat to shit, White Lexus blocking anyone from using the drive through. I approach the car, there is a black woman mid 20s and a black man also mid 20s in the vehicle.
me: hello, you called for the technician?
BW: Yeah.
me: ok lets start with your drivers license or ID?
She hands me her DL, I start to write down the name/address on my invoice pad.
BW: how much dis goin cost?
me: I'll get to that in one minute, let me get the boring paperwork done, what happened to the key?
BW: some bitch took it.
me: pardon?
BW: We was in line and and my friend took the key out da lock and took off widdit.
I realize what she is trying to say, she, her boyfriend and their friend were in line, somehow got into a fight and the friend yanked the key out of the ignition and ran off with it. This is Friday night, a fast food establishment like this is going to see hundreds of customers through this drive through, only now these two retards are blocking it. The restaurant is trying to accommodate by having people pull to the other side of the parking lot and running payment and food across the lot but, it's a clusterfuck most customers are just driving away in confusion. I hand her her ID back. And inspect the car.
me: Ok, new key made for this vehicle is going to be $300.
BW: What!?!? three hundred dollars?!
me: Yes this is a high security key, all Lexus Vehicles are, the machine I use to cut this key costs around $2,000
BW: How you goin' charge three hundred dollars for the key?
me: It costs what it costs, do you have the money?
BW: No we ain't got no three hundred dollars.
me: I take credit cards venmo and zelle, do you have family who can spot you?
She takes out her phone mumbles something about me charging too much and calls her mother.
BW: Mama, the man wants three hundred dollars for the key!
"mama" and her talk about another minute and she hands me the phone. says her mother wants to talk to me, I'm now talking with "mama".
me: Yes, this is anon the field technician?
mama: How you goin' charge three hundred dollars for a car key?
me: Do you have a credit card? I accept credit cards over the phone?
mama: Why you charging so much?
me: Do you really want to know?
mama: yeah I do!
me: First of all this is an emergency call, second this is after hours call as it's now 6pm, in addition to that this vehicle has what we call a "high security key", are you aware this car is actually impeding a business from operating?
mama: No way no uh you ain't goin' charge us that.
She continues talking I just ignore her and hand the phone back to the black woman who is now furiously digging at the ignition with a screwdriver.
me: If you break that ignition, even if someone makes you a key, it won't work in the ignition, you do realize that?
she continues to try to dig at this ignition with a screwdriver as if I said nothing. I turn to address the boyfriend.
me: I want to help you guys but, do you have the money to pay me for my services?
boyfriend: Well how cheap can you do this for?
me: I can do $200 if were talking cash.
boyfriend: uh... I think I can get the money.
me: ok this sounds like progress, I assume you have a friend or family member who can come through?
boyfriend: um no, I would have to go back home to get the money.
me: how far is home, exactly?
boyfriend: uh, like 2 hours I think?
me: I can't wait around for 2 hours to see if you come through or not, my service call to come out here is $20.
boyfriend turns to BW still fighting with the ignition lock with this screwdriver.
boyfriend: hey the man says we owe him $20 to come out here.
bw: tell him we ain't got $20.
I chime in,
me: how the fuck were you planning on paying me to make this car key if you don't even have $20?
bw: well you can just move on then.
The restaurant manager has been watching this conversation from a far, he sees me walking away with a pissed-off look on my face. He starts to approach me.
RM:So, whats up?
me: these people are fucked, you want my opinion?
RM: I guess so?
me: Tow the vehicle out of your driveway, these guys are going to be here for a long time. They couldn't care less about me, about you or how much money this is costing your restaurant.
I leave and move on to my next call that evening. About a week later I found out it got worse. The car was eventually towed out of the drive through to the parking lot adjacent. They then called another locksmith the following day, they insisted on seeing the key start the car before they paid him, after he made the key and he asked for payment they both physically attacked him beating him until he gave up the key. The moral of the story is do not trust niggers.
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Two people in the car, one of them is a guy, and they can't figure out how to put the car in neutral and get it out of the way. Fuck's sake.
Sounds like your money up front policy has saved you more than just your time. Have you ever had to turn down a call for being way too sketchy?
Two people in the car, one of them is a guy, and they can't figure out how to put the car in neutral and get it out of the way. Fuck's sake.
Sounds like your money up front policy has saved you more than just your time. Have you ever had to turn down a call for being way too sketchy?
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genuine question, what do you do if the person asking you to break into "their" car or home is actually a thief trying to nick a car or rob the place... do you have any measures to make sure they actually own the thing? or is hiring you to break into someones apartment and then loot it a viable thing to do
even if you log details, you certainty can't log every piece of info and remember every face for every house and car you hacked in case it later turned out to have been criminal, and even if you did you're not gonna be there in the event of a crime to testify against them, especially since sometimes a looting doesn't even get reported, particularly if it's an extra dark niggy one
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You'd really be surprised about rent. Even outside of large cities (not to devolve into what size equals large; but we'll say a small one like Cincinnati), rent is absurd. My goal in the next two years is to buy a house lord willing. Going to be scrimping and saving; c'mon housing market crash. Thankfully, I don't really have niggers here; but I have plenty of spics and a multitude of brown asians.
Btw, you might want to randomize, if you haven't, the restaurants in your stories. In-and-out aren't in that many states and narrows down location. Not obscenely; but it takes away most of the country.
Edit: It, well, it doesn't amaze me I suppose but I'm still surprised that people know so little about their car. I was shocked when I found out my BMW's car key would be 200+. I also researched this, for some reason, before buying it.
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The Lexus? %95 of automatic transmission vehicles, when you remove the key from the ignition the steering and the transmission lock. Some vehicles have a secret transmission unlock button hidden even AAA does not know about sometimes. This vehicle was in a drive-through that looped a full 180 degrees, the transmission and steering must both be unlocked to remove that vehicle or lifted up by a tow truck by the front end and dragged (very carefully) down a narrow drive through lane.
Aslo, rule #1 dealing with niggers, if it looked too easy they will not pay you. Your time/gasoline/skill means nothing to them. If I assisted the people in the Lexus in somehow even getting the car able to be rolled out of the drive through, they would not pay me for it. Hundreds of hours of working on vehicles and learning their secrets mans nothing if I takes me less than 5 minutes to unlock the transmission.
Reminds me of another story:
2016 Ford SUV 1130PM at night, ignition-less vehicle AKA "START/STOP" button on the dashboard. Due to the lack of physical security (no key) these vehicles by necessity have become VERY difficult to work on, the keys are very expensive, and often require 2 to program making the parts cost around $150 alone. I arrive on site black woman about 30-35 years old, customer complains her keyfob is "broken", and she goes on to tell me her car fob is broken or needs to be reprogrammed and she changed the battery in it even and it does not work. She made sure to mention the whopping $8 battery was wasted. I explain to her the new remote with programming is going be around $350 if that's what needs to be done. She immediately goes off about, "I got me 4 kids and no man and you tellin' me I is suppose to pay you $350!?!" I ask her how much she has and she replies $147, I explain to her the parts might cost exceed that. She continues on with her whining about "how you goin' charge me and my kids treehunned dollahs"?! I really want to tell her she should have stopped at one or better get got a ride to planned parenthood but, I simply respond "Well, here's the thing I haven't even diagnosed this car yet, there may be a means of using your broken key to perform an emergency start procedure on the car to where you will be able to drive it without using the actual remote function" She clearly is not understand me at all. I rephrase "If I get your car to a point where you can start/stop the car and drive the car I will charge you the $147, if I am not successful I will not charge you anything for my time, is that fair"? She seems to understand and I reiterate again, "$147 if I can get this thing running with this key, no charge if I cannot OK?" I write that down on my invoice and have her sign it. IMHO a signature means very little to a nigger but, it's better than nothing. I turn to open the car door, she starts up "Oh yeah, um the door is locked". I tell her leave her cell phone on I'll call her as I progress with this vehicle. I open the keyfob to look for the emergency door key, it's missing. I pick the lock on the car door make a proper key and open it, no cabin lights, kinda odd, I tap the horn, nothing. I realize the entire time she drained the battery in her car and was too stupid to realize this or even check that before fucking with her key. I open the key up the battery is installed backwards, it wouldn't matter as the car battery is dead anyway. I put some volts into the car battery reinstall the battery in the fob and EVERYTHING works, the remote, the engine starts. My internal monologue :" Oh my, she is going to be so happy I fixed her car situation and her remote works perfectly now, I even have an emergency key to give her so this will never happen again" I call her up ask her to come outside and explain the situation %100 honestly, I ask for the $147. She is furious, she is offended beyond words
"how you goin charge me $147 for a jump start"!?
"exscuse me"?
"how you goin charge me $147 for a jump start"!?
"I diagnosed the problem, opened the locked car door made a key for the door, repaired your remote and above all are agreement was eaxactly as it's written: I would fix the car $147. How do you not understand that"?
"nah uh, you goin charge me $147 for a jump start, I coulda had AAA do that for me, I got AAA"!
"OK, why didn't you"?
-long pause-
"well they couldn't get the door open"
"Wait a minute, you're telling me another field tech was out here, couldn't even open the door on this Ford SUV, and you are upset with me for fixing the situation"?
"Well you tryin' to charsh me $140 for a jump star-"
"NO, WTF are you talking about, this was an agreement verbal and written"
I start waving the invoice, and pointing to her signature
""well, you ddin't tell me all I needed was a jump start"
"you told me your fob was broken, I didn't even have a chance to diagnose the incorrect information you gave me"
"You sill tryin to charsh me $147 for a jump start"
I walk over to the car, I left the engine running to charge the battery, I hit the start button turning off the vehicle, the key is still in my jacket pocket.
"lady, you agreed, you signed and if you don't pay I'm just going to leave with your key, and you can pay the next guy or the dealer $350 to make you a new key"
"You goin to leave me an my kids stranded out here we don't even live here"
"yes."
She goes into her pure mutters about "rip me off" and hands me $120.
"This is not what we agreed upon"
She starts up with
"well you-"
"NO!, I will leave with your key and leave you this money out of principal alone"
She goes back into the purse and keeps muttering about "rip me off" under her breath. She hands me another $20, at this point I just decide I'm done. I put the key on the hood of her car and get back into my truck, she continues to mutter under her breath.
So whats the moral of the story? When dealing with niggers just lie to them, make up whatever story you like to make it sound like you spent maximum effort "programming" "resetting the mainframe of the car" "the engine management system hardrive crashed but, I was able to rebuild it by resetting the BIOS system manual ovveride" just make up whatever the fuck you want as long as it sounds complicated.
I have gotten extremely good at reading people, is the short answer. Two women with 100lbs of luggage, not going to be trying to break into someones apartment. If I get bad vibes I have several questions, to sus out people. %90 of people I need to see a government form of identification before I even talk to them, anyone who hesitates is immediately a red flag. Anyone who cannot provide objective proof they live there, it's their vehicle I don't touch it. People do try to get us to commit crime, it happens rarely but it does happen. A person trying to get you to do something illegal will be unusually quiet, they will ask how long it's going to take, how loud it is, a lot of unnecsary details. A normal person will have an immediate responce to a technical question pertaining to the job. "What color was the key you lost"? "Did you have a key for the top lock and key for the bottem or they are the same"? A person trying to pull some shit will hesitate and obviosuly appear to struggle to answer a simple question. I have many other tricks I'd rather not share openly.
Good for you, own property, rent is for suckers. lol.. yeah I have family rooting for another crash to lower the market rate, meanwhile I'm watching in disbeleif the value of what I own has doubled in under 10 years.
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The lack of humility man. I can be an arrogant smart ass all day everyday. But when I'm wrong or do something retarded, I own that shit fucking quick. 150 bucks is a cheap lesson, learn it. I've paid more than that for a lesson or two in my day.
Man, I have people argue with me that renting is great; you don't have surprise bills, maintenance, etc. They don't seem to understand that rent is throwing money away. Which, fine, if that's your prerogative. But I've got a nice car now, I'm making good money, I've spent my time splurging. Time to be an adult and save for a house. The state I'm in has some great first tiem home owner shit. But the market is retarded. When I moved here two years ago all I did was laugh at the market. They want 800k for a house that I'd say is worth 200k, maybe, maaaybe 300 if we're really being jewy here.
I don't even care about the interest. It'll go down or it'll go up; I care about the fucking prices. I'd rather buy property and build if I can.
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Uncle Jared is the best debater the dissident right has ever had and his formula is simple: Be a gentleman and don't get sidetracked talking about stuff you're not well versed in. Of course, he does have the advantage of being right but, nevertheless, I've never seen him rattled in a debate even slightly.
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I need to start listening to him again. Thanks for the reminder you two.
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Oh I agree. Dumb nigger ran her own battery down, AAA came out couldn't even get the fucking door open to check the battery, to find the issue, to charge the battery and she questions another persons value as below hers. I deal with this constantly. I have mentioned earlier in my life I worked for a bank foreclosing homes and the squatters were by far the most entitled of all the niggers I dealt with. I already posted the story about having to throw out the one nigger 3 times from the same property. It only stopped when the local PD said "fuck that guy, into the crown vic he goes!"
Well, I for one fix everything in my own house. I fix the roof when the tiles come loose, I replace the hot water heater controller when it breaks, I unclog the shower drain when my girl jams it up with hair, etc etc. I got in around $625K, it's value is around 1.1-1.2 mil today. To me Real estate is the divider of the haves/have-nots in this day. I really don't worry about too much these days, I have my "weekend car" it has around 450 horsepower, I have my house with a big garage for all my projects and of course I live with my LTR GF and my dog. Life is pretty good besides living in a shitty large US metropolitan city, if I did not have family responsibility I would be in a small town with a river and plenty of places I can drive out to just shoot cans in a field somewhere. I'd go on youtube and hear about Chicago/NYC/LA burning to the ground and just say "well, I'm glad I don't live in place like that anymore"
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Epic maps indeed.
I think niggers are just so used to people doing shit for them for free that they expect it. Then they think they’re doing you a favor by haggling with you because they think it should actually be done for free. After all, twice a month a check just magically shows up for doing absolutely nothing.
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Hey man, you speak as if they are aboriginals or something.. the money up front thing makes me think of the papi barbershop vs the vietnamese barbershop.. the vietnamese made u pay up front, but the papis didnt. i surmise this is because papis lowkey scare nigs. they dont wanna get cut and end up with keeloids lol
This is the story of literally like 70% of mixed people...... They seem to neglect the white parents that they want to be in touch with their "blackness
"It’s never not funny to see the black guy on shift trying to duck out of a delivery or table because it’s a black customer and they don’t tip."
Of all the negative stereotypes this is the one that I have not experienced personally.. they must be scared of my ugly ass or something because I always get a little bit from them. Turkeys are more likely to give you five bucks or no bucks at all whereas whites are more likely to round up but it all comes out in the wash or at least did for me. I will say this positive thing about black people they always spell my name right whereas every white person spells it wrong at first lol
You guys spoke about the warrior gene and how it is in like one out of 100 white people too.. not to sound all Billy bad ass or anything but I feel like me and my friend have that to a tee. Black people love me because I talk to them like they talk to others I feel like. Just the other day the guy who hired me for my job, came up breaking my balls. Big milk dud head ass nigga, I said "if you don't get the fuck outta my face. I got these kids taking college level notes. I'm Michael Jordan of teaching in this bitch" or something like that it was just me and him. He has been very appreciative after that, but there still of course is a cultural divide that everyone knows about but nobody ever talks about it or dare say a goddamn thing. I genuinely believe it is my job in the world to let them know how people actually feel about their bullshit at times because I wasn't much better, I just was an academic superstar so I'd get off lightly not cause of my skin but because I HAD SOMETHING POSITIVE TO OFFER SOCIETY!
I apologize about the schizto rant but my feelings about them are so damn conflicting I may as well BE schizo. Growing up around 80% black people and not being mistreated that has beyond getting my balls broken lightly has colored me on one hand, but one cannot deny it and faced with the mountain of evidence what is going on with basketball Americans
You do realize... Do.... You,.,,.... Realize...c that this in some way is the fault of the Jews?
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I missed this post and posted the exact same thing a couple hours ago, apologies.
I think the funniest part of the story is that the two nigger brothers are named Demarcus and Darcus
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The value of your home hasn't doubled, the purchasing power of your dollar has shrunk by half
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If that were true, I wouldn't be able to sell what equity I have now and buy a god damn mansion in a sane part of the country, like a small town in Idaho for example.
EDIT: I mean the plan has always been to get a rusty old truck and dog and move in next door to Josh, so I can irritate him when he eventually gets so fed up with the internet he moves out in the middle of nowhere and refuses to own a cell phone with internet capability.
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thats just because the money velocity is lower there, yall may get to higher ground but that doesnt stop the waters' rising. Be it inflation or incessant faggotry it'll crawl to your doorstep eventually. A big house might feel like your fair share, but being a citizen of the world hegemony should bare much more fruit, the least of which, protection from rowdy farm equipment.