Trainwreck Jill C Noyes Rodrigues / David Rodrigues / Rodrigues Family Ministries / Rodrigues Family Serving Jesus / All Things Truth Printing Ministry - Batshit MLM-shill narc mom of 13 starving children and her jobless "headship". Grifting and drifting across the US in an RV. Wanted by WV CPS.

[A Sentient Cloud]

He looks like a fucking trog underweight, even though Shrek is a fat fuck being skinny seems to bring out those genes more in him. But he looks a lot more normal and less disgusting at a normal weight. Seeing a grown man with that small of a child-like vest is just disconcerting.

Most people don't look good at the level of emaciated the Rodlets are at. The facial hair didn't help. Glad he seems to have wised up about that.

 

[Cheesegirl78]

I have a feeling Heidi's family is far less stringent about the pants thing and more "do what you want"— some people just like wearing skirts for the lord. After all, Heidi's worldly sister wears pants, listens to Taylor Swift, and seems like she fucks, and her family hasn't raked her over the coals for it.

I didn't see this posted so I stole it from Reddit. I'm impressed by Heidi's mom gently agreeing with this comment. You know Jill is seething. Food? Gifts? A hand on a waist? What have they done to her favorite whipping boy?

Hoo-boy, Ellen done started it now!

I can hear Jill wailing and gnashing her teeth out here. Be on the lookout for another passive-aggressive post from her, Nurie, or Kaylee.

 

[Chukipz]

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This is the first time I've seen a photo really showing just how fat El Goblino is. It's heartbreaking.

Just look at the fucking size of that absolute unit, sat next to his emaciated kids

 

[Free the Pedos]

She got tons of shit online for that, so she reposted the picture with a sticker over the drawer to cover the note.

I thought Plexus keeps you trim, Jill. Why do you need a diet drawer in your icebox if Plexus works so well?

Heidi's mom decided to wear a pair of jeans for the first time in years, so Kaylee comes up with a post about being modest, which sounds like it was dictated to her by Jill.

Wasn’t there some rabbi a long time ago who said you shouldn’t parade your saintliness in public?
I wonder if Jill has ever heard of him?

 

[multiverse]

Here's a close up of Mama's Diet Drawer, and of their bare pantry. That pantry is considered low stock for a family of four.


Hey Jill, have you ever considered just not eating the diet drawer food? Nonstop fasting seems to work for your kids to lose weight.

 

[A Sentient Cloud]

Soooooo much processed food and sugar. No wonder Shrek is such a blimp. Also, onions in the fridge? The fuck? Probably serves as a DIY knock-out gas for any Rodling who tries to sneak a pick-me-up.

 

[Dust & Bones]

Heidi's mom decided to wear a pair of jeans for the first time in years, so Kaylee comes up with a post about being modest, which sounds like it was dictated to her by Jill.

I absolutely KNOW that the fault lies with Sweet Mama so I won't taunt Kaylee's writing skills.
I am CERTAIN that Kaylee is "THANKFUL" they were taught to be CHASTE, not "chased" (and modest and ladylike).

(won't let me preview, if it posts a mess I'll try to delete-or feel free to remove)

 

[Tiresome]

I absolutely KNOW that the fault lies with Sweet Mama so I won't taunt Kaylee's writing skills.
I am CERTAIN that Kaylee is "THANKFUL" they were taught to be CHASTE, not "chased" (and modest and ladylike).

"We are simple people and above bored."

 

[Friend of Dorothy Parker]

Here's a close up of Mama's Diet Drawer, and of their bare pantry. That pantry is considered low stock for a family of four.
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Hey Jill, have you ever considered just not eating the diet drawer food? Nonstop fasting seems to work for your kids to lose weight.

Jesus. I live alone (except when kids home from college), and I have more food and supplies in my main pantry than that (my garbage bags and paper towels are elsewhere...and I have a lot more of them; I also have overflow pantry items in a second area). I also don't have 50 types of bread/crackers/cakes/rolls (or whatever chemical punch is in those jugs) that seems to fill half of theirs.

You can tell no one cooks, because if anyone were cooking for 57 people everyday there would be a lot more canned tomatoes and beans, rice, flour - basic staples for the types of food it's easy to scale (chili, soups, sauces, etc.). They've got like 2 cans of corn. 4 boxes of crackers, though. Oddly, nothing even looks to be in Costco-large-sized packaging.

Ugh, the more I look at it, the worse it gets.

But I'm going back to the paper towels. 74 people in a house, and your overstock is 5 rolls of paper towels? That's got to be like 2 weeks' worth, max. Assuming anyone uses the kitchen...oh, wait, nvm, figured it out.

"Mama's diet drawer" appears to be the only place vegetables are allowed. And they appear untouched.

 

[Flaming_Barghast]

Here's a close up of Mama's Diet Drawer, and of their bare pantry. That pantry is considered low stock for a family of four.
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Hey Jill, have you ever considered just not eating the diet drawer food? Nonstop fasting seems to work for your kids to lose weight.

Let's see... wheat thins (won't shame, I like those) 3 loaves of various breads plus an empty bag (or has a couple slices) squirt (*gag*)
Punch, lentils, 5 FUCKING BAGS OF SUGAR HOLY SHIT, brown sugar, a thing of bread rolls, 2 cakes, 3 containers of cookies, plus a bag of christmas cookies, store brand cereal (also won't shame if it's an okayish store, they taste the same) the WORST fucking canned soup, progresso. Sauces and I think crushed pineapple.
Where the fuck is the flour? Spices? RICE AND BEANS? Fucking BOXED DINNER?!
It's cheap as shit to get a giant bag of rice and you could make use of all that fucking sugar and full fat milk by making horschata rice (just cinnamon, sugar, milk and rice, literally it. Great when you're sick btw)
From memory, the fridge had 6 or so gallons of whole milk, a bunch of apples, celery, a couple onions... what else am I missing? You could probably make a sad, pathetic stew with the onion and celery, plus one of the hams for the meat.

 

[multiverse]

Let's see... wheat thins (won't shame, I like those) 3 loaves of various breads plus an empty bag (or has a couple slices) squirt (*gag*)
Punch, lentils, 5 FUCKING BAGS OF SUGAR HOLY SHIT, brown sugar, a thing of bread rolls, 2 cakes, 3 containers of cookies, plus a bag of christmas cookies, store brand cereal (also won't shame if it's an okayish store, they taste the same) the WORST fucking canned soup, progresso. Sauces and I think crushed pineapple.
Where the fuck is the flour? Spices? RICE AND BEANS? Fucking BOXED DINNER?!
It's cheap as shit to get a giant bag of rice and you could make use of all that fucking sugar and full fat milk by making horschata rice (just cinnamon, sugar, milk and rice, literally it. Great when you're sick btw)
From memory, the fridge had 6 or so gallons of whole milk, a bunch of apples, celery, a couple onions... what else am I missing? You could probably make a sad, pathetic stew with the onion and celery, plus one of the hams for the meat.

That's the thing that always gets me about Jill's holiday shopping hauls - there's never any ingredients to make MEALS. There's milk, and low fat / low calorie snacks like apples, crackers, and fruit cup. There's a big bag of discount brand cinnamon toast crunch in the pantry. But that isn't enough to feed the kids for even a day.

And this is their big, mega holiday shop where Jill needs to pretend to feed her kids so her own family doesn't chastise her.

 

[877-CASH-now]

Here's a close up of Mama's Diet Drawer, and of their bare pantry. That pantry is considered low stock for a family of four.
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Hey Jill, have you ever considered just not eating the diet drawer food? Nonstop fasting seems to work for your kids to lose weight.

Are those Mello Yello bottles? Pissa, I found your stash!

 

[Trombonista]

Are those Mello Yello bottles? Pissa, I found your stash!

Nope, that's Squirt.

 

[Agent Abe Caprine]

Spices?

Sir, this is a joy-free household. Get those sinful joy powders out of here.

I'm sure she's been reported to Ohio CPS as well, they probably just shat themselves and did nothing as you'd expect from CPS in a state like Ohio.

That's exactly what Ohio CPS does. Making meth right in front of the people needing evidence? Cool, you can keep beating little Timmy within an inch of his life. Gotta keep the family together.

They only do something if there's someone in the kid's life that cares or the kid wished upon a star on February 29th. That last part is hopefully just a messed up joke. If it isn't, go wish upon that star on the 29th of February, Rodlets. 2024 is your year!

 

[A Sentient Cloud]

Nope, that's Squirt.

I'm as Midwestern as they come and even I can't imagine having that much Squirt on hand. Mostly good as a mixer IMO.

 

[Dr. Butt]

Nope, that's Squirt.

I'm as Midwestern as they come and even I can't imagine having that much Squirt on hand. Mostly good as a mixer IMO.

You people drink something called "Squirt"???

 

[A Sentient Cloud]

You people drink something called "Squirt"???

Yeah, it's good, like a cross between Sprite and Fresca. *I* drink Diet Squirt, gotta stay tRiM.

 

[Thomas Eugene Paris]

Wasn’t there some rabbi a long time ago who said you shouldn’t parade your saintliness in public?
I wonder if Jill has ever heard of him?

I think he was a carpenter or something, too.

 

[TismFarmer]

I think he was a carpenter or something, too.

I think I've heard of that guy!
Is he the one that always has a dozen or so friends with him?

 

[TooManyKittens]

Yeah, it's good, like a cross between Sprite and Fresca. *I* drink Diet Squirt, gotta stay tRiM.

I didn't know squirt made a diet. Sodas gotten so damn expensive though its certainly not a staple around here. Ill fess to store brand flavored seltzer at half the price.

That said my God that pantry. That's so ...I can't even comprehend that for the number of people. Itd be odd and kinda bare for 4. Id wonder why expensive brand name sugar drinks over koolaid packets if it was poor friends I had growing up.

Where's the peanut butter? God knows thats always been a staple in poor houses I know. The spaghetti noodles and the sub par sauce for a quick but filling dinner. Where's the canned tomatoes and for that many kids even at today's thankfully off high prices some goddamn eggs to get affordable-ish protien. canned tuna is also a thing and when it goes on sale you get as many as you can. Where's the fucking frozen bulk veggies. Fuck your ice cream Jill. You got 5 fucking containers of ice cream and there's nothing like store brand pizza rolls or frozen pizza or cheap veg and frozen meat for cooking? . Nothing the kiddos can grab that may be unhealthy but at least is better than pure sugar?? I know I know you won't let your kids tough the fucking kitchen.

Mamas diet drawer has all the fresh veg and I bet the ice cream is all for the lard ass you married.

Give me my top hats I want to fucking steal those children away and feed them slow cooker chili, burgers, roast chicken with good veggies, pot roast, meatloaf, tuna melts, Mac and cheese, scrambled eggs and toast, and any other goddamn reasonable (ish) meal until they don't look like an early stage set of ana chans. In minecraft obviously.