🐟 Fishtank Sam Hyde's Fishtank.live General - Jet Neptune's Little House of Horrors

[Raw Onion Enjoyer]

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It's most probably the hacker tweeting and Jon is very gullible. Jontent incoming?

 

[New Briefcase]

I don't want to give credit to Jet's team, since I highly doubt they did their homework, but crazy women occasionally pass background checks and psych evaluations. Paloma from Big Brother 24 (2022) was the most recent example of this I can think of. For her 8 short days in the house, she was the most entertaining contestant as she deprived herself of sleep and spiraled into insanity as she tried to convince the others she was living in a simulation. Naturally, production kicked her out.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xkq7I4fNR8o

 

[Kane lives in death]

How do we know that Jet and co didn't do their due diligence in vetting out Summer's illnesses? Summer seemed fine until she wasn't. Just asking about someone's mental illness doesn't guarantee they will be honest. Summer could have lied about it and Jet has no way to prove otherwise, it's not like there's a database that shows you what mental illnesses someone has. Or hell, she could have told the truth and honestly believed she was stable enough to go on the show. She did have a job and was in school while auditioning, that alone shows she's not so far gone that she can't be independent or that she can't understand and make decisions on her own.

I know Jet has done a lot of stupid things but I don't see how anyone could have predicted Summer going crazy. Again, she was fine up until she started losing her shit over nothing.

Agreed, a lot of people are really abusing the power of hindsight here, i remember how day 1 when Summer showed up people thought that she looked like a cute but shy normie girl. Literally a carbon copy of Taylor/Josie, thats probably how she appeared at the interview, its likely thats how she is until she faces any kind of presure/hardship (the karate shit was when she started cracking).

And in the case she acted a little autistic in the interview... If you go ahead and veto any person that acts weird at the tryouts then that means vetoing people like Jon or Jimmy that produce content, just what the fishtank needs, a house full of mentally stable normies...

 

[ChuckSneeder]

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[Mundane Ralph]

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I wish they'd bring Ralph on. He'd be broken so fast. He's such a weak little goblin.

 

[Blackstar]

I wish they'd bring Ralph on. He'd be broken so fast. He's such a weak little goblin.

He would never come on in the first place since they would provide his real height & weight and the women would all be taller than him

 

[popnloch ness monster]

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he's hongry
hongry for clout

 

[Mundane Ralph]

He would never come on in the first place since they would provide his real height & weight and the women would all be taller than him

They'd also probably make him take his shirt off at some point which could get them sued when it causes the audience to go mad and rip their eyes out.

 

[Blitzsneed]

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Judging from his track record with the Farms/the Sektur, I seriously doubt that they will invite him as a freeloader. The wiggers may be retarded, but are not that braindead. It would be funny to see though.

 

[Rome Is Burning]

Jet said nifty last night has COVID, when he was talking to the cowboy so...

I saw Sam pop into the room while Jimmy and Brian were playing on the Xbox and said that there’s Covid and everyone had it, and the two of them basically just said “whatever, we don’t care”. They’re not worried about that shit

 

[Pathos]

Judging from his track record with the Farms/the Sektur, I seriously doubt that they will invite him as a freeloader. The wiggers may be retarded, but are not that braindead. It would be funny to see though.

Summer may have been thin-skinned but at least I could argue that she made the wiggers enough money for a round-trip flight with some profit. From what I've seen Ralph, is so incapable of being treated like anything short of royalty that bringing him onto the show is a financial net negative.

It would be funny to see Jet think he can try to milk this and pay for transport to invite him on, only for him to go back to the basement at the first sign of being mistreated. I theorize the net content you'd get out of him is...1 minute's worth!

is anyone autistic enough to compare the writing from both accounts

I could try, but I need examples of conversational writing from her social media before the hack/psychotic break.

 

[anliteralidiot]

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I want Ralph on.
Tell Tay they're bringing in someone she knows, a lolcow maybe... Get her hopes up for Cobes.

And it's Ralph.

 

[parody]

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I think it's funny how people are starting to automatically attribute everything they don't like about Fishtank and MDE to Jet. For all we know any of the bad decisions this season could've been made under Sam's direction, but I think people just don't want to admit to themselves that Sam isn't always the paragon of peak comedy.

 

[WelfareNiggerQueen]

I think it's funny how people are starting to automatically attribute everything they don't like about Fishtank and MDE to Jet. For all we know any of the bad decisions this season could've been made under Sam's direction, but I think people just don't want to admit to themselves that Sam isn't always the paragon of peak comedy.

>Sam is in house
Everyone is having a good time
>Sam leaves and Jet takes charge
He derails everything Sam did when he was there and turns the show into his cringe friend simulator

 

[parody]

>Sam is in house
Everyone is having a good time
>Sam leaves and Jet takes charge
He derails everything Sam did when he was there and turns the show into his cringe friend simulator

I think maybe Fishtank is planned ahead more intently than that.

 

[Cumeatsioner Gordon]

I think maybe Fishtank is planned ahead more intently than that.

Hi Jet.

 

[Lurkin_Probably_Wont_Post]

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Baked Alaska who streams to a dozen people and doesn't get any FREE TTS messages from his kick subs knows how to save the season!

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[Pathos]

Some more context to Jon’s reaching out to Summer. Note that “yesterday refers to 12/30/23. All displayed times are in eastern time. These pictures are capped from Jon’s discord.


Jon initiates his retard search on Twitter as early as approximately 3 hours later


“Summer” replies with two follow-up tweets back to back 10/31/23 at 10:57AM EST

Edit: god I’m hungover, I’m just going to make a timeline visual to help track this summer mystery side-quest. Please let me know if I made any mistakes. I made some very sloppy ones that should be fixed hopefully.

 

[Devil's Avocado]

Erm, what the spruce

 

[The Man With No Name]

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Some more context to Jon’s reaching out to Summer. Note that “yesterday refers to 12/30/23. All displayed times are in eastern time. These pictures are capped from Jon’s discord.

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Jon initiates his retard search on Twitter as early as approximately 3 hours later

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“Summer” replies with two follow-up tweets back to back 10/31/23 at 10:57AM EST

Edit: god I’m hungover, I’m just going to make a timeline visual to help track this summer mystery side-quest. Please let me know if I made any mistakes. I made some very sloppy ones that should be fixed hopefully.

Summer is smarter than Jon and will trick him into doing or saying or thinking anything. He should stay away from her but like most retards he can't help himself and must touch the hot stove.