Keffals / Clara Sorrenti / Lucas John Roberts / Queen Clara the Fart Dominatrix / SorrentiThott - Twitter / Twitch slacktivist. Obsessed with being famous. Operator of the Catboy Ranch. Canadian T-Girl porn star and independent Fart Fetish / Findom Dominatrix. Personally sponsored sending Chinese HRT from Brazil to children without parental consent.

[AnOminous]

Reality check, buddy: you're a tranny. That's your whole thing. Whatever expectations people may have of women don't apply to you.

All I expect of a troon is stupidity and severe mental illness, so I guess Lucas lives up to expectation.

 

[PointOfNoReturnPoint]

Just coming to say, Keffals, I wouldn't even vote for you!
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This years been pretty dull so not sure how Keffals has managed this many votes. Well, the first half of 2023 was somewhat interesting I suppose.

I mean White Nervosa have already stated they're not going to drop Xan, which is most likely because they know that if they do Xan will just drop the DM's and nuke Keffals.
So they're hanging this over his head and will most likely just drop him in a few months when nobody gives a fuck about what those leaked DM's include.
He should've just leaked the DM's, all White Nervosa have done in the past 48 hours is post and retweet things making fun of him.

This is painfull to think about. At one point it had this thread moving like a discord server with a controversial happening. Now it's just gone.

 

[Buck Broken Chimp]

Look I hate Lucas as much as you do, but one small thing I will give him is that a most leftist talk up and down about restorative justice and how it is morally superior to punitive justice but then all that goes out the window for the people they don't like.

 

[Punished Neco]

Wasn't expecting Hasan to address the Keffals shit at all but here we are, he addressed it whilst on holiday in Italy with shitty Internet bandwidth that occasionally made him sound like Ben Shapiro.
Totally roasted Keffals entire grift for about 20 minutes.

'My mod team hurt "her" feelings, how fucking narcissistic"

Talking about harmful cancers in the space, bottom of the barrel, hack shit- In Ben Shapiro voice

Talking about his reasons for being a progressive and quickly talks about the taint on the space- Ben Shapiro voice

Longer video, talking about drama farmers, calls people gross losers, how it's not good for their clout.
Says how the right don't infight like this, brings up the Steven Crowder shit.
"The left wing discourse is: My mod team is mean and I make too much money"
Says 15-16 year olds think they're progressive for "stumbling into the right Minecraft server"

Fully roasts Keffals. Video feed was choppy.
"You're literally crying about unpaid janitors"

Roasts Keffals new stream title format and how this looks to the normies.
"Debating my ex wife on whether she was unfaithful to me... NUKE... DRAMA!"

 

[Tetragrammaton]

I mean White Nervosa have already stated they're not going to drop Xan, which is most likely because they know that if they do Xan will just drop the DM's and nuke Keffals.
So they're hanging this over his head and will most likely just drop him in a few months when nobody gives a fuck about what those leaked DM's include.
He should've just leaked the DM's, all White Nervosa have done in the past 48 hours is post and retweet things making fun of him

this all just makes xan seem like a massive doormat. i very faintly remember xan having issues in the past as well with vaush or demon mama i think which he also backed down from so i imagine like you said when things die down he will get silently dropped and left to scream into the void. shame he wont grow a spine and just do the same things keffals does to anyone he dislikes.

I don't know Farms faithful, what could Xanderhal reveal about Keffals ? I hear this a lot that he has the tea of Lucas but I don't know.

knowing lucas im sure he has said many things in private that would get him and everyone near him purged from their little safety circles. you saw how they reacted just because lucas called someone retarded. imagine what other edgy 4chan type stuff he says behind the scenes.

Wasn't expecting Hasan to address the Keffals shit at all but here we are, he addressed it whilst on holiday in Italy with shitty Internet bandwidth that occasionally made him sound like Ben Shapiro.
Totally roasted Keffals entire grift for about 20 minutes.

'My mod team hurt "her" feelings, how fucking narcissistic"
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Talking about harmful cancers in the space, bottom of the barrel, hack shit- In Ben Shapiro voice
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Talking about his reasons for being a progressive and quickly talks about the taint on the space- Ben Shapiro voice
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Longer video, talking about drama farmers, calls people gross losers, how it's not good for their clout.
Says how the right don't infight like this, brings up the Steven Crowder shit.
"The left wing discourse is: My mod team is mean and I make too much money"
Says 15-16 year olds think they're progressive for "stumbling into the right Minecraft server"
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Fully roasts Keffals. Video feed was choppy.
"You're literally crying about unpaid janitors"
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Roasts Keffals new stream title format and how this looks to the normies.
"Debating my ex wife on whether she was unfaithful to me... NUKE... DRAMA!"
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oh wow i never thought hasan would waste his time with this but i imagine when keffals started going after hasans mods he was forced to say something.

unfortunately for hasan however this is exactly what keffals wanted to happen and he will now leech off of being noticed by hasan for as long as he possibly can and of course since keffals recently made peace with destiny i could see those two teaming up seeing as destiny loves himself any chance he can get to talk about hasan.

 

[A1 Steak Sauce]

Continuing on the Xanderhal thing, it seems that the rumor that he was going to be dropping DM's between Cherry and Keffals that would "nuke" Keffals was actually true, but Chud Logic couldn't resist hinting at it on his stream and Cherry has since taken a break from the Internet due to being pressured from both sides.

White Nervosa just released a statement criticizing Xanderhal and threatening him with being dropped from their site if he posts DM's without permission (Which is ironic because that's all Keffals ever does, leak DM's)
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Loomie who is Keffals newest mod just so happens to be in a relationship with one of the owners of White Nervosa, which is... convenient.
Sorry Xan, truth is, the game was rigged from the start.

White Nervosa has long been an orbiter of Lucas, not a shock. Can’t remember if I reposted his dox in here, I will if I haven’t since it hasn’t changed.


Anyway, gaze in horror at an older picture of Lucas with Liv Agar. Note how Lucas is a fat faggot. He still is, but he was back then as well.

 

[Buck Broken Chimp]

knowing lucas im sure he has said many things in private that would get him and everyone near him purged from their little safety circles. you saw how they reacted just because lucas called someone retarded. imagine what other edgy 4chan type stuff he says behind the scenes.

I have seen more normie internet people say that one thing they like about Keffals is that "they are an edgy memeer" (I think Keemstar or someone like that said this)

That is one of the things I hate about him the most, the fact he is "edgy" makes him such a hypocrite for coming at us for making fun of his trans tribe

 

[Baraadmirer]

Is this before or after sorting that escaping hairline?

Probably before. Danny Devito's escaped him for years and he's still doing things like IASIP.

 

[Sprate Header]

lmfao

(https://ghostarchive.org/archive/iBosv)

 

[Sparkling Yuzu]

His response to the ex's accusation about his guinea pig, around 28:24 of the stream: "I didn't drown my guinea pig. My guinea pig was sick, and my guinea pig passed away in an accident. She was in the bath, two inches of water. I got a call I needed to take, I stepped out for one minute, and when I stepped out for that one minute, I came back and she was dead. She wasn't in enough water to drown. I screamed and I cried, because I lost a pet that I had since they were a baby."

I was wondering if that is even true either. Everyone knows to never leave a baby alone in the bath because they can drown in only two inches of water, I'm sure such a tiny creature could drown in that amount of water. Of course he has to shut down the possibility that such a thing even happened. I think it's possible the piggy just happened to pass away while being bathed but if no one saw it happen, how can you be sure it didn't accidentally drown?

 

[Buck Broken Chimp]

The problem with clickbait is that it hurts you in the long run, if you follow a lot of youtube griftcows you see this all the time. They clickbait a bunch and eventually after being baited and lied to by the viewer the viewers stop clicking.

Maybe Lucas wants to like get as much money as he can off of his dying career and then go live in some crack shack.

Also how does Xanderhal not have a thread here ? I feel like there would be plenty of material for it. I would argue more then a lot of other cows in his sphere like Haz. Maybe Null thinks he is to pathetic and irrelevant to laugh at ? that is probably why.

 

[DumbDude43]

The problem with clickbait is that it hurts you in the long run, if you follow a lot of youtube griftcows you see this all the time. They clickbait a bunch and eventually after being baited and lied to by the viewer the viewers stop clicking.

Maybe Lucas wants to like get as much money as he can off of his dying career and then go live in some crack shack.

Also how does Xanderhal not have a thread here ? I feel like there would be plenty of material for it. I would argue more then a lot of other cows in his sphere like Haz. Maybe Null thinks he is to pathetic and irrelevant to laugh at ? that is probably why.

there's a big "breadtube" thread that covers all these smalltime leftoid influencers and their drama (there's a lot of drama in these circles)

 

[Tetragrammaton]

The problem with clickbait is that it hurts you in the long run, if you follow a lot of youtube griftcows you see this all the time. They clickbait a bunch and eventually after being baited and lied to by the viewer the viewers stop clicking.

he is just doing the same shit every politics grifter on youtube does. it gets clicks and thats all that matters to them. in some cases its fine especially if the person behind the clickbait is actually entertaining. unfortunately for keffals he has no personality aside from being a victim he also has such low energy that its hard to pay him much mind without falling asleep.

right now his titles will get attention because its funny to laugh at him making titles like "DESTROYING BREADTUBE AND ALL THE FAKES..ALL BETS ARE OFF" and just complaining about how one day some random lefty streamer ignored him and never apologized for it. but eventually it will get played out and only the most brain damaged will remain.

 

[Baraadmirer]

I noticed we haven't had any artistic depictions of Keffals aside from the wigglers and the Peter Lorre fish when we've already got Liz Frog-Jones. Any ideas? How about something like this?

 

['Ole Dente]

This is painfull to think about. At one point it had this thread moving like a discord server with a controversial happening. Now it's just gone.

We have a lot of genuinely new users (Not people who forgot their passwords because they don’t listen to Papa Joshua and made new accounts) so we have unfortunately a swath of users with TikTok Brain. Short attention spans, not particularly bright.

The good news is that they’re probably easily influenced, so if Null made YouTube Shorts about donating to his crypto, probably’d be effective.

 

[sandwich]

there's a big "breadtube" thread that covers all these smalltime leftoid influencers and their drama (there's a lot of drama in these circles)

Lefttube is just dramatube now. Youtuber content is now shaped entirely by monetisation techniques instead of the other way around. Talking about marx doesn't get views.
You have 2 options. Either comment on how low hanging boomer goyslop like Daily Wire is retarded for the milliionth time or fight over mundane shit for the miillionth time.

 

[PointOfNoReturnPoint]

Lefttube is just dramatube now. Youtuber content is now shaped entirely by monetisation techniques instead of the other way around. Talking about marx doesn't get views.
You have 2 options. Either comment on how low hanging boomer goyslop like Daily Wire is retarded for the milliionth time or fight over mundane shit for the miillionth time.

One thing that bread-tube also has to understand, is that you cant just comment on political aspects over and over as they fundamentally go nowhere. Even some fucking fat redneck doing dumb shit has more content to explore and engage in. You know none of these philosophies go anywhere so they have to delve into other things that they can milk.

 

[AutoClownMaker]

One thing that bread-tube also has to understand, is that you cant just comment on political aspects over and over as they fundamentally go nowhere. Even some fucking fat redneck doing dumb shit has more content to explore and engage in. You know none of these philosophies go anywhere so they have to delve into other things that they can milk.

Now KefFAILs is now working harder on showing how Clara is what you get when you go to wish.com and order a scuffed Jeremy Hambly.

Make some grand pronouncement in the thumbnail title and deliver a damp squib. Announce how the content is presented for maximizing the cashflow. Talk slow. Talk while abusing a substance.

Queen Clara the eunuch findom will be the non scuffed version once the time gets cut to just over 10 minutes and ups the thumbnail game with more red in it. Clara will have to tighten up the presentation to get to the Hamboned level however.

And yea, drama sells. Look at how well the followers got findommed with the boost in views when our sad Queen did the faking about Hamboned debating.

 

[Wy4M]

He could spill some beans about why LFJ throw him under the bridge. Who knows if some "girl talk" between them had turned into a "consent accident"?

Because dumplings and noodles are tasty.

https://kiwifarms.st/threads/keffal...dominatrix-sorrentithott.115295/post-16417391

 

[PointOfNoReturnPoint]

Because dumplings and noodles are tasty.

https://kiwifarms.st/threads/keffal...dominatrix-sorrentithott.115295/post-16417391

That had to be the most pathetic shit ever to get mad about. MUH CULTURE I WAS NOT AROUND TO MANIPULATE OR GENERATE. MUH FEELINGS.