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New boyfriend doesn’t exist confirmed. Cucks unable to get it up due to soy-diluted blood. All three described as “hilariously pathetic” by observers.
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She's already decided the hospital stay will be longer than previously planned. But why? Hannah's being induced at 39 weeks. Even if she was born today she'd be full term. Why is Becky convinced the hospital stay will be long?
Watch for the baby to have mysterious spells of stopping breathing that only happen when Becky is in the room and get better when the nurses come in.
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Because the longer she's in the hospital, the longer the nursing staff will take care of her child.
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A scheduled C-section would account for the longer hospital stay and pre-established birthdate, but everything about this whole “pregnancy” has seemed like total bullshit, even by Becky’s standards. I wouldn’t be at all surprised by yet another “miscarriage.”
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If she scheduled a C-section, then I'm going to be so excited for her bitching afterwards. You know she's going to complain about every single issue from it afterwards, physical and mental, even though it's all her own fault.
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Full term is usually considered anything from 37-41 weeks. 35-36 is "near term" and some of these infants can leave without a NICU stay. >41 weeks is post-dates, and most doctors won't permit going beyond 41.5-42 weeks because there is danger of the placenta wearing out and not supplying the baby with adequate bloodflow.
Speculation about a c-section...she's not intending to get one, or she'd say that's what she was scheduling. An induction is usually done with a pitocin drip, and ideally results in a vaginal birth. However, induced labors are generally thought to be more intensely painful than non-induced labors, which means there's a greater rate of epidural anesthesia used from an earlier point in the labor. Inductions are less likely to result in a vaginal birth than a natural labor, because the hard contractions caused by the pit drip can cause the baby's heart rate to drop.
If they induce you, they generally monitor the baby using internal electrodes that are inserted into the scalp of the baby, and if the heart rate drops too much, you're whisked away for a c-section. If the decels (slowing of the heart rate) aren't too bad, this involves cranking the epidural up and you get to say hi to your baby and have those photos where the proud parents are all in little blue bonnets and OR garb. This is called an emergency c-section, even though the vibe is usually not very intense...usually the biggest issue in these is that the mom is often pretty upset about her failed labor induction and facing the reality of a longer recovery she didn't plan for.
If the decels are really bad, they do a crash c-section, which means they give you a general anesthetic and they can have the baby out of you in 5 minutes. Mom wakes up a little bit later and it's a very disorienting situation.
You can always tell someone who is trying very hard to make their very normal birth sound exciting when they talk about their emergency c-section and how mom and baby nearly died, but then you find out they got a spinal/epidural and it took an hour from when they decided the c-section was needed until the baby was born. "Emergency" in this case just means "not planned out in advance," and that the mother at least intended to try for a vaginal birth. If you hear a woman say she was knocked out with a general either before or right after the birth, that's real shit.
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Never thought I'd learn about pregnancy when I came to the farms.
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Already complaining about the lack of opioids. What a great mom she'll be.
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I’m all for making people as comfortable as possible, but Tylenol is sufficient for pain for most women. And I hate how she bitches about things BEFORE they even happen.
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And even then, it's like she doesn't realize the why for things. Opioids can get into your breastmilk, and her baby is already going to be in hell. She refused to get off of her psyche meds, so the baby is going to be affected by that, it doesn't need to be drinking opioids.
It's not because the doctors want her to suffer- it's because they're worried about how this will effect her child.
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Becky’s giving me strong Jenna Cole/Andersen (That Wife) vibes. (Link goes to the Hartley Hooligans thread but the post is a write up on Jenna’s fuckery). Jenna was a Mormon mommy blogger and insane bitch who, among other things:
1. Ignored her first kid so much that he needed speech therapy (babies learn to talk by hearing the adults around them). She did this because she was disappointed that he was a boy instead of a girl.
2. would triple diaper him so that she could change his diapers when it suited her and put him in a bathroom in a pack and play with a white noise machine so she could sleep without him disturbing her with his crying, all the while incessantly tweeting, blogging and farting around on the internet about how hard “mom life” is.
Honestly, Becky IS Jenna, minus the disappointment over the baby being a boy and replace the Mormonfagging with “disabled” “Latinx” mom of a “disabled (MBP)” kid.
Yeah, sadly the doctors care more than Becky does. She doesn’t give a shit about what the drugs will do to Hannah, she was more than willing to let that poor little girl go through withdrawal so HER life wasn’t affected in the slightest. She’s a selfish cunt and poor Hannah is in for a world of awfulness being born to her.
1. Ignored her first kid so much that he needed speech therapy (babies learn to talk by hearing the adults around them). She did this because she was disappointed that he was a boy instead of a girl.
2. would triple diaper him so that she could change his diapers when it suited her and put him in a bathroom in a pack and play with a white noise machine so she could sleep without him disturbing her with his crying, all the while incessantly tweeting, blogging and farting around on the internet about how hard “mom life” is.
Honestly, Becky IS Jenna, minus the disappointment over the baby being a boy and replace the Mormonfagging with “disabled” “Latinx” mom of a “disabled (MBP)” kid.
Yeah, sadly the doctors care more than Becky does. She doesn’t give a shit about what the drugs will do to Hannah, she was more than willing to let that poor little girl go through withdrawal so HER life wasn’t affected in the slightest. She’s a selfish cunt and poor Hannah is in for a world of awfulness being born to her.
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Yes, but If they've interacted with her, they want her to suffer. She's built like the Polish livestock she is genetically, her people just squat down in the fields between chores without missing a beat.
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That toxic shit shouldn't be anywhere near a developing brain and this cunt deliberately inflicted it on her unborn child. Literally the most fucked up devil's brew you could get from Eli Lilly and Pfizer.
Her welfare will be completely inferior to Becky's insatiable need for attention.
MBP is more or less guaranteed. This kid is in for a world of suffering and CPS will be of no use.
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Becky again lies about her dire financial straits. She's unemployed and has to foot the bill for a high risk labor, guys! Except of course she's covered on her husband's insurance and always has been, and he works for a company with great insurance. There is no way in hell this is going to cost more than about ~1k give or take with that kind of insurance, and the hospital will take payments as small as you want to make them.
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Fucking doctors, it's like they think there's a whole big scandal about overprescribing opioids instead of listening to Bex's needs.
Looks like it's a known scammer and she just got hit probably from tweeting so much stupid shit in communities full of scammers:
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Lol that scammer isn't getting any money.
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Tbf she's all for open relationships so prob just a case of the dick she wants isn't available currently or doesn't fancy the idea of finding out how quickly labor comes on after fucking. You would think the "Dad's" would pitch in... but then that would take the attention away from her.
That said whoever is dating Bex was totally fine boning her while heavily pregnant already. Prob has a pregnancy fetish like Pundit had and will bounce once baby is out anyway.
Y'all know Bex thinks short term. Excited for the early months saga when Bex miserably tweets that the baby won't stop crying or demanding food every 2 hours and how it's Mami's fault for only staying 2 weeks. But they'll prob find a way to get a nanny in ASAP if the cucks don't get stuck in.
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I'd bet there's a little notation in Munchie McMunchface's records about drug-seeking behavior.
Assuming any of this happened and that the dude didn't turn tail the second he saw old Crazy Eyes in person.
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I agree, down to the people around her gently telling her that maybe she isn't ready to be a mom followed by her going on a tear about how abusive they all are. And the absolutely honking weed habit, although to be fair to Jenna, at least she started doing tons of drugs a couple years AFTER her pregnancies. Another point to Jenna that she and Becky are pretty close in age but Jenna finally had the sense to mostly nuke her internet presence... I'm sure she's still a total nightmare in real life, but you can't be a proper lolcow without being terminally online. Yeah, Jenna probably only shut up in exchange for a fat check from her estranged gay (ex?)husband, but Becky wouldn't even have the sense to do that.