Nicholas Robert Rekieta / Rekieta "Law" / Actually Criminal / @NickRekieta - Polysubstance enthusiast, "Lawtuber" turned Dabbleverse streamer, swinger, "whitebread ass nigga", snuffs animals for fun, visits 🇯🇲 BBC resorts. Legally a cuckold who lost his license to practice law. Wife's bod worth $50. The normies even know.

[mindlessobserver]

Nick sure picked a great time to try and get sober lol

 

[Agent of Misinformation]

Now this is a certified Kiwi banger. One boomer lawyer leaks their phone history and Rekieta is exposed as gay (again). I swear no one ever believes in the concept that "There Are No Girls on the Internet." You treat every user/anon like they're a man LARPing as a girl. Well then again Rekieta is bleeding donos and isn't an actual practicing lawyer in Minnesota (Give me proof otherwise Nick). I hope his next stream is him coming out of the closet as his New Year's New Me thing.

 

[Pitbull Victim]

Now wait a minute Nick, nooo!


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[Pizdec]

there's always next year. But for now...

"Is Racketts aware?" Well, here's your answer, I think he's very, very well aware how badly he's fucked up.

 

[RollingRock2]

 

[WelperHelper99]

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"Is Racketts aware?" Well, here's your answer, I think he's very, very well aware how badly he's fucked up.

Oh he is fucked. I think someone is throwing her ring in the trash and booking a hotel with the kids.

 

[TyrasGuard]

Oh he is fucked. I think someone is throwing her ring in the trash and booking a hotel with the kids.

Kayla is a mystery to me. I don't know if she is as degenerate as he is or if she even cares, I guess the fact that she doesn't show herself that much could be an indicator that she is not. Interesting times to keep an eye on.

 

[Stupid Sexy Flanders]

Does this mean I have a shot at ole' Whiskey Dick? Should I send him AmHole Erotica to get him excited?

 

[DumbDude43]

Oh he is fucked. I think someone is throwing her ring in the trash and booking a hotel with the kids.

i don't see it tbh
if she's ok with doing shit like going to swinger clubs with him, then there's no way she dumps him for getting trolled by some guy like this

 

[Vulkan]

Both “Mandy” and Metokur Fembot prove if a woman clout-chasing paypig won’t just get on a live cam conversation then they’re a catfish

 

[Bunny Tracks]

Things like this remind me of why I love the farms so much.

 

[HodgePodgeRogerDodger]

Blatant election rigging! True and honest Kiwi Patriots we can not certify the results!

(Great work. Just further drives the point home that Nick is getting more and more parasocial with his audience )

 

[Dixieland Buckaroo]

someone is throwing her ring in the trash and booking a hotel with the kids.

I think if Kayla was against the lifestyle or had a spine, she would have walked already. And by walked, I mean packed his suitcase and sent him out the door. No way a family court in Minnesota sides with the dad, especially in Balldoman's degenerate case.

Amazing continued work, @Balldo's Gate. Can't wait for you to get another namecheck on the Casino!

 

[WelperHelper99]

Kayla is a mystery to me. I don't know if she is as degenerate as he is or if she even cares, I guess the fact that she doesn't show herself that much could be an indicator that she is not. Interesting times to keep an eye on.

Well, I think it won't be long until we know if she's a total degen or not.

i don't see it tbh
if she's ok with doing shit like going to swinger clubs with him, then there's no way she dumps him for getting trolled by some guy like this

But one was with permission. This is different. Especially since it's post Nick's 'worst day'. Nick bros, I'm not feeling so good

 

[TheLastJoestar]

I don't know if anybody here has brought it up, but there's a massive brouhaha about anime translations and localizations. The localizers suck at their job, which has lead the same old Kick Vic faces appearing from the woodwork like Marzgurl and Jamie Marchi doubling down on their awful localizations.

Isn't it just fun how these people get to galivant around, free of the consequences of slandering a man out of house and home because Nick Rekieta and Ty Beard are untrustworthy failures? Now we have to rely on AI to purge these loser localizers out of a job.

 

[LanternsNSongs]

The "Do you know MANdy?" arc feels scripted. It couldn't have a more beautiful ending.

Rekieta clutched a "Catfished by a skinwalker" achievement for 2023 and he still has the conclusion of Monty and Rumble in 2024.

 

[Evilronald]

Tomlinson still has roughly 8 hours remaining to destroy his life by fucking a man in the ass or else Rekieta has Lolcow of the Year on lockdown. You've got this, Patrick!

I don’t see how Tomlinson fucking a man up the ass would really make him more of a lolcow. He needs to create a hostage situation or get arrested outside of Mar-A-Lago with body armor and an AR-15 live-streaming he’s going to end Donald
Trump for the good of America.

 

[Constellationzero]

(Some of your fans may not though.)

Said this on the Greer thread, but I'm saying it here too.

I WAS a fan of Rekeita. WAS. I will never watch his streams again, and I haven't for a few years now. Besides the cringe and increasingly obvious alcoholism:

1. Fucking Siracha. I only clicked because I expected Siracha to be a troon/guy pulling the drunk's chain.
2. Siracha is so cringe. So fucking unfunny. But HE. WON'T. GET. RID. OF. HER.
3. So a stream about Greer that could've easily been about 15 to 20 minutes turns into a whole ass FIVE FUCKING HOURS
4. Because both he, and Siracha, are incapable of reading/discussing without the Chantal Sarault wheeze laughing.
5. What the fuck's so funny? It ain't that fucking funny, JESUS.

And then he drinks. And his nose looks as bad as Daniel Larson's. And he wheeze laughs like Siracha and drinks some more. He needs to grow the fuck up and understand his law practice is his moneymaker and obligation to the children he begat, not tarding out with an unfunny, untalented, needs to get off the internet thot.

And so some greasy middle aged man catfished him? Lol.

 

[4090 Chad]

Both “Mandy” and Metokur Fembot prove if a woman clout-chasing paypig won’t just get on a live cam conversation then they’re a catfish

100%… if someone is willing to attention whore via superchats and other avenues but is unwilling to go on camera with their e-daddy they seemingly spend so much of their time simping over… there is clearly something going on that is not normal.

 

[Smashed & Slamed]

Kayla is a mystery to me. I don't know if she is as degenerate as he is or if she even cares, I guess the fact that she doesn't show herself that much could be an indicator that she is not. Interesting times to keep an eye on.

The fuck can she do?
She has 5 kids and I bet you Baldo damaged her relationship with both her and his parents. The only exit strategy is to reconnect with them and bad talk Nicky. But since both sides of the family are very religious they would first suggest fixing Nick before estranging him. The only faster way out is getting rid of him the extra legal way which carries it's own issues.