Nicholas Robert Rekieta / Rekieta "Law" / Actually Criminal / @NickRekieta - Polysubstance enthusiast, "Lawtuber" turned Dabbleverse streamer, swinger, "whitebread ass nigga", snuffs animals for fun, visits 🇯🇲 BBC resorts. Legally a cuckold who lost his license to practice law. Wife's bod worth $50. The normies even know.

[Battlefield2142EU]

We all know about the Jontron and Spoony curse. I swear. There is an Eric July Curse. Everyone that fucked with his Rippaverse comic or white knight, for Vito the pedo, and Dick Masterson, ended up being humiliated.

 

[ShitLurker]

I pity Nick’s oldest going back to high school this week. It’s hard enough being a teenage white boy without the entire school knowing your dad is both Lolcow of the Year and threw away his family for another man. Ouch.

@Balldo's Gate you deserve special flair for this.

... holy shit, I never even considered that angle. But being his kid must be HELL if anybody in your class pays attention to how your dad is constantly spiralling the gutter in a very public fashion.

 

[ChromaQuack]

All I have to say about Balldo's gate amazing post is this:

Happy new year Nicky! Have a drink on me!

 

[FuhrerMustang]

Second that motion. There needs to be flair for high-quality PI Farmers..

@Null all votes in favor?

 

[bile demon]

>Rekieta was already miles ahead of Pat
>now THIS happens
Some of you guys are okay, don't come to this thread on January 8th.

 

[AngryAboutInternets]

Well Nick, looks like you're balldominating in the polls, just not the ones you want.
It's kind of insane that just a few years ago this retard wouldn't even swear on stream unless he was reading it from a document.

 

[Particle Bored]

 

[4stardaysbahbe]

It's truly a Kinomas miracle! All praise to the great autists who diligently sought out this information and deliver a feltening once again to our favorite jew-nosed alcoholic fatso, Nick Rekieta!

 

[TrainWreckWatcher]

Nick's rapid descent happened this year, and it's not at all certain whether he will collapse further next year. It might be possible, but it's not certain.

There is a chance the careening straight into the ground plane could pull up, but with the momentum it has going on. But that'd be divine intervention at this point. I really thought Rackets year to shine was going to be 2024. Who knows maybe he can win back to back!?

im gonna change my vote

I have to as well after this. Couldn't wait 1 day more to drop this. Had to go and upset everything.
Rackets deserves lolcow of the year after thirsting for a buffalo bill catfish.

 

[Evilronald]

we still got 8 hours for the sex tape to drop. It's inevitable at this point. Might as well use it to secure the W

It’ll be with Drexel

 

[SaidNoOneEver]

I will consult my crystal balldo and predict the Rekeita cope:

"I knew all along that ManD wasnt a woman. I leaned into the joke, BECAUSE COMEDY"
"It's funny you humourless incels. You just can't read social cues!"

"And this just proves I'm monogamous and that Null is obsessed with me!"

 

[TheDarknessGrows]

I walked away for three fucking hours. Holy shit!!

 

[make_it_so]

As a Bossmanjack devotee.. it's so fucking over
Rekieta wins LOTY

Sadly, Bossmanjack loses it all once again.

 

[Extreme Crusader]

YOU RIGGER NIGGERS.

ETHAN RALPH AND BOSSMAN ARE THE ONLY LOLCOWS IN 2023 TO HAVE SOMETHING DRASTIC HAPPEN TO THEMSELVES. REKIETA IS NOTHING BUT THE TOWN DRUNK.

STOP THE FUCKING COUNT.

 

[Account]

This is the Julay's equivalent of an October surprise. We need strict Happening controls to prevent further interference in Our Democracy.

 

[Meat Target]

No little baby infant childs, you have not overthrown the Josiah Tapes.

Patrick Tomlinson is the True and Honest Lolcow of the Year. You are going prison, stalkers.

 

[Keystone]

H-here's how Patrick can still win LOTY, stalker children...

 

[Sicko Hunter]

ETHAN RALPH AND BOSSMAN ARE THE ONLY LOLCOWS IN 2023 TO HAVE SOMETHING DRASTIC HAPPEN TO THEMSELVES. REKIETA IS NOTHING BUT THE TOWN DRUNK.

Ethan Ralph spent the majority of 2023 doing nothing. 2022 was his year as lolcow king he's become painfully uninteresting since then.

 

[ShitLurker]

Sadly, Bossmanjack loses it all once again.

I can only consider that the apropiate end for Bossman's chances. Always a contender but never a winner.

 

[Extreme Crusader]

Ethan Ralph spent the majority of 2023 doing nothing. 2022 was his year as lolcow king he's become painfully uninteresting since then.

The divorce arc and spousal abuse tapes were Kino asf. Fuck you.