Bossman Austin Curtis Peterson / BossmanJack / AustinGambles / Austin_07 / irondollah - Gambling addict, convicted felon, scammer, and raging manchild that hates his fucking life, FAKE MONEY

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WelperHelper99 said:
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A freeware platform game released in 2007 according to Wikipedia. Oh gosh. I can already feel the jank. And the :juice: people would pay to keep him going lol.
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BMJ will never play anything that doesn't deliver constant and copious dopamine for longer than an hour or so, his brain is so completely fried

Remember there's a clip earlier in the thread of him stopping in the middle of reviving his teammate in Apex Legends and tabbing out cause someone said there was a $5 stake gift code.
 
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Collections Agent said:
BMJ will never play anything that doesn't deliver constant and copious dopamine for longer than an hour or so, his brain is so completely fried
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I mean... I guess there's Fortnite. Go murk a hundred other dudes dressed as gay goku building towers and sheet. And I guess Gacha Games lol. Spend money to have the privilege to keep playing

EDIT: I didn't see your edit about Apex. Gacha games are the only ones he could possibly play for long periods of time. Lol. Lmao even
 
WelperHelper99 said:
I mean... I guess there's Fortnite. Go murk a hundred other dudes dressed as gay goku building towers and sheet. And I guess Gacha Games lol. Spend money to have the privilege to keep playing
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You have to run around in Fortnite and he's fucking awful at shooters so will die fast, he won't last 3 rounds
 
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dumbledore said:
Latest wager stats, just a bit over $3,2 mil
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This is the crazy shit. Boss is not a run of the mill gambler. This man only started on Stake in JUNE of this year. This number is 6 months of gamba, not even a full year. Next year he'll either be gone or 3 times this number. That is astronomical. Unprecedented, even. I understand wagered != lost but good grief that number is as retarded as he is.
 
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Hang in there bossmanbros, we have a potential final push to take LOTY:
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Please don't be a dud! :lossmanjack:
 
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Coded something up that is uploading the full live recordings of his streams to Odysneed. As Odysneed is permanently semi broken I am not sure how good it will work, or if it will keep working, or if it will go down in flames, but the full recordings should automatically appear in this playlist from now on: Odysneed playlist
 
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DOORSTUCK said:
Hang in there bossmanbros, we have a potential final push to take LOTY:
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Please don't be a dud! :lossmanjack:
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Last time bossman was talking about his "drinking" times, he said he was simply unable to stop and used to drunk drive etc.
It has potential to be extremely fucking retarded, this drug mix will be something else(he does weed, meds, crack, coke, and more on daily basis).
 
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ForTheHoard said:
Austin is fucked for lolcow of the year. Rekieta's catfish got doxed today.
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We lost it all, man...

I voted for our boy Austin because he's the only lolcow who I just cannot despise. Like yeah, he's a crack-smoking piece of shit who verbally abuses his parents, but whatever - when you're up against the likes of Guntman Ralph and Fatrick Tomlinson you end up looking like a saint. Bossman is brings endless entertainment in a way that almost seems wholesome in the year of our lord 2023 - he's such a throwback to simpler internet times. I wish every retard could be more like the bossman.

Rekieta is just sort of a boring self-important retard as far as I can tell, but I will admit that it's funny that he got catfished by a troon. Actually, with as gullible and horned up as Austin is, I'm a little surprised the same thing hasn't happened to the bossman yet. I guess he did see all those adult male niggerdongs on that omegle clone, does that count?
 
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