Nicholas Robert Rekieta / Rekieta "Law" / Actually Criminal / @NickRekieta - Polysubstance enthusiast, "Lawtuber" turned Dabbleverse streamer, swinger, "whitebread ass nigga", snuffs animals for fun, visits 🇯🇲 BBC resorts. Legally a cuckold who lost his license to practice law. Wife's bod worth $50. The normies even know.

[Tour of Italy]

even the fake stolen photos weren’t that hot, lmao. Not that it’s excusable either way. Makes me wonder if Nick had personal DM’s or something that made him a little more invested.

Imagine turning out to be an even bigger loser than the people you used to make of.

What’s the thing he used to say all the time?

“How embarrassing.”

 

[DaleMcGuy]

So an old dude who was obviously a catfish got Nick to not only publicly lust over him on mulitple occasions, including while hammered to the point of just saying every want he currently had on his mind, and likely causing a rift in his marriage to his college sweetheart. This is fucking comedy. We live in the funniest timeline. But remember guys, it's Null that's the autist that doesn't get people. We should all trust the dude who couldn't see the easiest catfish to spot this century.

I am sure Eric July is Mc Lovin it right now.

There is a pattern of cursed fates here. Everybody who seeks fame and fortune through the dog eat dog of commentary eventually either becomes a cow or dies of cancer aids.

 

[Cougar Pump]

So let me get this straight some dude falsely pretended to be a woman for 15 years using fake pictures and making up a fake backstory and Rekieta somehow is the lolcow not the person catfishing him? lol okay. Pat won.

False dichitomy, everyone involved is awful.

 

[Sam Losco]

Can't let Rackets get all the glory here. Remember everyones favorite Balldo sheath CGoody totally tapped that booty.
Noseguard on sudoku watch!

Cgoody likes that bussy and girlcock.

 

[John Andrews Stan]

What if Nick’s “worst day” was Our Wife confronting him with the sexts and nudes he’d been swapping with Mandi? You know Nick is too drunk to think to expunge that shit from the family iCloud account.

 

[feral cat #6385]

Amanda Karevicius

Fantastic job nailing this dude to the wall.

If only Nick could read social cues he would have seen MANdy was a MAN. He threw away his grift, health, and family for a catfish. HOW EMBARRASSING!

I'm still heavily against declaring him LOTY because he'd use it as a badge of honor like his grifter award.

No he wouldn't. He will mald and rant and rave for at least eight hours about Kiwis "touching the cow" and "destroying his business." Winning COTY will cause him to quantuple down on his cow behavior to own us INCEL VIRGINS who cant read social cues.

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YOU RIGGER NIGGERS.

ETHAN RALPH AND BOSSMAN ARE THE ONLY LOLCOWS IN 2023 TO HAVE SOMETHING DRASTIC HAPPEN TO THEMSELVES. REKIETA IS NOTHING BUT THE TOWN DRUNK.

STOP THE FUCKING COUNT.

Ethan Ralph is a white NIGGER. He hasn't done anything other than what one would expect of a FUCKING NIGGER. He had a kid and abandoned some ugly bitch and abused her. Big fucking deal. That's what NIGGERS do.

I don't know what the fuck a Bossman Jack is and I don't give a fuck. Sounds like the name of a loser that has been and always be a loser. FUCK BOSSMAN JACK!

 

[Anonymus Fluhre]

Well Rekieta is certainly starting off 2024 with a good start!

Tomlinson still has roughly 8 hours remaining to destroy his life by fucking a man in the ass

Hate to break it too but Patrick's penis is too small for that.

 

[Mouse Cop]

even the fake stolen photos weren’t that hot, lmao.

But that's all part of the catfish meta. Gotta keep it realistic.

 

[Battlefield2142EU]

Well Rekieta is certainly starting off 2024 with a good start!

Fibgers crossed for a Eric July cucking Rekieta saga for 2024.

 

[AncientPhosphur]

I checked his twitter and he’s not a lolcow replying to the most common of poking guys

 

[Pill Cosby]

Be really funny if Mandy ended up being Dick Masterson.

 

[Dance For Us]

Now wait a minute Nick, nooo!

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This is great.
Foreshadowing is my favorite literary device.
I can't wait for his next chapter!

 

[Popper Whiting]

I know this may sound funny, but can we double check the actual name and identity of the stalker? Daniel Paul Harris is the name of Razorfist, another lolcow, and this seems like an obvious fucking breadcrumb that some dickhead gayopping the farms would leave in so they could laugh at us.

I am not saying it isn't who you've found. Or that there are not two lolcows called Daniel Paul Harris. But it seems like too convenient a co-incidence. I am happy to be wrong but it never hurts to double check.

 

[kidatari]

Rekieta licks the bottles in a sexual way
Mandy turns out to be a man
Kiwibros it all makes sense now

 

[John Andrews Stan]

Be really funny if Mandy ended up being Dick Masterson.

Then Nick really WOULD flee to LA in a heartbeat.

 

[Mouse Cop]

I know this may sound funny, but can we double check the actual name and identity of the stalker? Daniel Paul Harris is the name of Razorfist, another lolcow, and this seems like an obvious fucking breadcrumb that some dickhead gayopping the farms would leave in so they could laugh at us.

I am not saying it isn't who you've found. Or that there are not two lolcows called Daniel Paul Harris. But it seems like too convenient a co-incidence. I am happy to be wrong but it never hurts to double check.

Three, apparently, as this is the first search result for Daniel Paul Harris.

 

[Oxyjen]

 

[Neetorino]

I'd just like to state, for the record, that for all Joe Lawgic's boomer behavior he has the good sense to use a Google phone number. If MAN-D(AN) had simply done that too, it would've taken much longer to secure this exposé. It's not the most important piece of info, but it sure helped bring a lot of things together apparently.

 

[Dopey Cunt]

I'd just like to state, for the record, that for all Joe Lawgic's boomer behavior he has the good sense to use a Google phone number. If MAN-D(AN) had simply done that too, it would've taken much longer to secure this exposé. It's not the most important piece of info, but it sure helped bring a lot of things together apparently.

All it takes is one slip up.
You can glean a lot from just a simple mistake or overlook on their part. People can't keep up a farce forever. You just have to be patient and wait for the right moment and you'll be generously rewarded for your efforts.

 

[Battlefield2142EU]

Daniel Paul Harris is the name of Razorfist, another lolcow, and this seems like an obvious fucking breadcrumb that some dickhead gayopping the farms would leave in so they could laugh at us.

Razorfist is a faggot for never defending Eric July after Vito the pedo and Dick Masterson tried to fuck with Eric's comic being published. As much as Nick Rekieta siding with Dick Masterson and Vito the pedo. Then again, Eric July, a true libertarian and was too critical of Trump because of Razorfist sensibilities. For those who don’t know. Razorfist also butt buddies with another lulzcow styxhexhammer666. Who recently left his wife and child while threatening to kill a drug dealer with the demon prince Stolas help.