The Julays Ninth Annual Lolcow Awards 2023 - Which lolcow will claim the throne?

[Norman B. Normal]

Best Main Forum Lolcow: Scott Adams
Best Animal Control Lolcow: Lou Gagliardi
Best Stinkditch & Rat King Lolcow: Dave Muscato
Fresh Meat: Shane Nokes
Best Put to Pasture Lolcow: Bubba Copeland
Alan Michael White Opsec Fail Award: @thegooddoctor
Best Lolcow Media: Jesus Christ Chan Sonichu Prime Resurrected and Returned

People can vote however they want, but if you're not voting for Dave Muscato for RK/SD, you're doing it wrong.

 

[Thomas Bayard]

Best Main Forum Lolcow: KingCobra
Best Internet Famous & Grift Wars Lolcow: Boogie
Fresh Meat: Jackie Singh

Best Lolcow Media: Boogie vs Wings

 

[mindlessobserver]

Rekieta on the cusp of a stunning upset in the most free and fair Julays election in the forums history.

 

[Beavis]

Rekieta on the cusp of a stunning upset in the most free and fair Julays election in the forums history.

Move over October December has a surprise for us!

 

[Scavenger]

Best Stinkditch & Rat King Lolcow : Goon Clown
Lolcow of the year (IMO): Liz fong jones
Best Put to Pasture Lolcow: Audury
all i could think of tbf

happy new years you fucking gay cunts
hope our sides accend to into orbit with the new year
<3

 

[A Wumpa Fruit]

Lolcow of the year: Bossjackman
Best main forum lolcow: KingCobra
Internet Famous lolcow: Dream

Alan Michael White Opsec Fail Award @thegooddoctor
Best Lolcow Media Cyraxx arrested


Happy new year!!!! Don´t vote for Keffals, it doesn´t deserve nothing, not even your vote

 

[( . Y . ) ԅ(´ڡ`ԅ)]

Breaker of Scales: Chantal Al-Refae
Best Internet Famous & Grift Wars Lolcow: Dream
Best Stinkditch & Rat King Lolcow: Chris Tyson
Fresh Meat: Shane Edward Nokes
Best Put to Pasture Lolcow: TanzChelsea

Alan Michael White Opsec Fail Award: Chaser663
Best Lolcow Media: Jesus Christ Chan Sonichu Prime Resurrected and Returned

 

[JJLiautaud]

Queen of the Beauty Parlour: Aella Martin / Rachael Antier Slick
Best Animal Control Lolcow: Million Pity
Best Stinkditch & Rat King Lolcow:Alex "Alejandra" Caraballo / Esqueer_

 

[Midwit]

Best Main Forum Lolcow: Andrew Tate
Best Internet Famous & Grift Wars Lolcow: Boogie2988, who is fat.
Best Lolcow Media: Boogie vs Wings, who is also fat.

 

[3MMA]

At a glance, it looks like a lot of people are voting in every sub forum instead of choosing three. How will incorrect ballots be counted? Considered void, random lottery, or mod choice?

 

[Accidental Protege]

Best Stinkditch & Rat King Lolcow: Chris Tyson
Fresh Meat: Jackie Singh
Best Put to Pasture Lolcow: Chelsea Lawrence

 

[Unique User Name]

At a glance, it looks like a lot of people are voting in every sub forum instead of choosing three. How will incorrect ballots be counted? Considered void, random lottery, or mod choice?

First three valid votes I would think. Then the blue votes.

Thats how I'd do it, that's how it works in other write in type competitions I've seen if it doesn't invalidate all together.

 

[3MMA]

First three valid votes I would think. Then the blue votes.

Thats how I'd do it, that's how it works in other write in type competitions I've seen if it doesn't invalidate all together.

That would favor the first listed categories in the template, so I thought it’d be a no go to do that. A lottery would spread that distribution, I’ve seen that done before. Each way is going to skew things, hence the Q. Voiding them might be the fairest or easiest, not really sure.

 

[glass_houses]

First three valid votes I would think. Then the blue votes.

Thats how I'd do it, that's how it works in other write in type competitions I've seen if it doesn't invalidate all together.

Honestly, I'd just set up polls for each category if I were attempting this myself, having to manually count thousands of votes would make my tiny brain explode.

 

[CarlosDanger]

Best Main Forum LOLcow: Jim Sterling
Best Internet Famous and Grift Wars LOLcow: Boogie2988
Queen of the Beauty Parlour: SSSniperwolf

 

[MosBodacious]

After the catastrophic decline of Balldo there was just no way I could vote for anyone else. Strapping silicon around his testicles, dick sucking drips of booze from his bottles, pining over all kinds of sluts including a fake one that is some dude... what a year.

 

[Romeo]

Lolcow of the Year: Nick Rekieta / Rekieta Law
Best Internet Famous & Grift Wars Lolcow: Jackie Singh
Fresh Meat: Jackie Singh

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Alan Michael White Opsec Fail Award: @Itsnatsutalbott
Best Lolcow Media: Dream vs Nicolas Cantu

 

[102]

TYFYS @Hamplanet Fitness

Best Internet Famous & Grift Wars Lolcow: Jackie Singh
Fresh Meat: Jackie Singh again

I have no third vote, but if allowed to vote twice on 'Fresh Meat' instead, then the second vote goes to Shane Nokes.

 

[Finger Pistols]

It's so over Bossman bros

 

[AntiSchwuletteAktion]

Best Animal Control Lolcow: Fredrick Knudsen
Best Internet Famous & Grift Wars Lolcow: Boogie2988
Fresh Meat: Jackie Singh / hackingbutlegal

Alan Michael White Opsec Fail Award: @ispsychiatryascam / Dare
For shitting up his thread more than anyone in forum history and being the best fake schizo / worst tribes player

Best Lolcow Media: Dream vs. Nicolas Cantu