Predictions for DSP in 2024

[Mr. Brown]

1. Phils PC will die, he will do mobile streams until a dent pays for a new one.

2. Phil will get harassed in public.

3. Phil will go on the lolcow podcast at some point.

4. The IRS will come for Phil, they want their Hogan pulls back.

 

[Derich 2nd of coomland]

Phil begs for a 3000$ “gaming machine” and purchases a 1000$ HP Omen, putting the rest of his cash towards credit cards.

Unless the designated dent that will pay for it...Oh hi OICsend it complete to him, this is betterthan 50/50

 

[Fapcop]

Unless the designated dent that will pay for it...Oh hi OICsend it complete to him, this is betterthan 50/50

Normally I’d say yeah, but… Phil isn’t just the epitome of a consooomer, he’s also a dumb fucking boomer when it comes to these things.

I totally wouldn’t be surprised if Phil is really dumb enough to believe that you need a 3000$ peecee to play the newest games and stream at the same time.

This is the man who thinks it’s basically impossible to upgrade Windows 8 after all.

 

[LieLieFyre]

Health scare scam that will get memory holed.

 

[Fapcop]

1. Phils PC will die, he will do mobile streams until a dent pays for a new one.

That’s very likely lol! Phil treats turning it off as a major operation.

2. Phil will get harassed in public.

Dear lord yes!

Given Phil’s superpower of inspiring homocidal rage in people, it’s a wonder he hasn’t been accosted in public yet, like other lolcows have.

I’m not even hoping for a fistfight or for someone to throw feces at him while he’s waddling to the Toyota. Just a detractor following Phil around and asking about WWE Champions, while Phill turns into full bitch mode, and looks down while speed walking to the mall security guy.

 

[AGoodBrazilian]

1. Phil is returning to Twitch for multistreaming with YouTube to milk the Amazon Prime subscriptions of his dents.
2. Phil will get some hair plugs. When asked about it, he will awkwardly responds, 'What, you mean plugs in my fighting stick? Ack-ack-ack *makes a weird face trying to simulate confusion*. I don't know what you are talking about.'
3. Phil will go to the gym, at the beginning of the year, until some detractor spots him and takes a picture of his sweated man boobs.

 

[TrainWreckWatcher]

WWE Champions mobile was released in 2017.
We're now entering 2024 7 years later. I predict the game will be shut down in late 2024 with the announcement of a new mobile game coming out that is even more predatory financially.
Phil will of course without question download it to continue never coming in first place and splurging thousands of dollars.

 

[Martys_not_smarty]

WWE Champions mobile was released in 2017.
We're now entering 2024 7 years later. I predict the game will be shut down in late 2024 with the announcement of a new mobile game coming out that is even more predatory financially.
Phil will of course without question download it to continue never coming in first place and splurging thousands of dollars.

That's a tall order, I don't see it shutting down seeing as Supercard is still around they still support and advertise that game but that other part about something new could be possible.

 

[Corpun]

If he plays Street Fighter 6 on PC he will do some fuckery, like run auto throwbreak, auto DI and/or other cheating scripts. Narcissists always project and he accuses every PC player of running scripts or cheating in some other nebulous way. He will use that as proof that PC has an advantage (See? I can break every throw now!) Also before I hear someone say that it's too complex for him to do, I played a bunch of Tekken 7 online and every Aleksei from Moscow, Pajeet from Calcutta and Eduardo from Sao Paolo ran cheating scripts, if third world monkeys can figure them out Phail can too.

Impossible unless some dent walks him through every single step, and even then Piggy is the laziest motherfucker out there.

2. The Joon the King documentary will come out and it won't be the fluff job Phail thinks, with Joon just stringing him along just like how the Sidescrollers did before the interview. It probably won't be anything better than the Turkey Tom documentary though, with the only thing Phil would consider "pahsitive" being a section spotlighting the most deranged detractors just like what Turkey Tom did.

While I think the JtK documentary will be very weak and basically useless I am keeping my fingers crossed it is actually pretty scathing of Piggy and Joon has been running a long con with Phil over it. I'd love to get a repeat of the SideScrollers Saga where he spends a day praiding the video and the next day he suddenly despises it and thinks it is clickbait garbage and validates his belief he doesn't get a fair shake.

 

[The Pulverizer]

Either one of two things will happen in my humble opinion.

1. DSP will eventually join Keemstar's lolcow podcast or he will at least be a guest on it at some point. Having Boogie, Wings and DSP together in the show would attract a lot of viewers, and that's something Keemstar wouldn't miss out on in a million years.
2. I predict that the documentaries coming out will make some people sympathetic to DSP. He may even find some kind of liberal Redditor audience like Chris Chan has. DSP might discover that grifting trannies is a lot easier than grifting gamers. This could be a prelude to a trooning arc.

If my first prediction becomes true, then he will discover a new audience (as Boogie and Wings both have) and won't require pitty points. It would probably be a perfect solution for him. If he ruins the chance Keemstar has offered him, then the second scenario will come true and DSP will probably troon out by 2025 at the latest. This would be the highpoint of his arc to the people that want to see him continue to fail at everything.

 

[Derich 2nd of coomland]

I predict that the documentaries coming out will make some people sympathetic to DSP. He may even find some kind of liberal Redditor audience like Chris Chan has. DSP might discover that grifting trannies is a lot easier than grifting gamers. This could be a prelude to a trooning arc.

As fun as that would be. His normal level of toxic asshole will piss off these people in a short time.
Phil simply can't contain his natural urges to dunk on his chat and I don't see that going well with that crowd, plus I'm not sure there are any real whales there so it will force him to beg smaller ammounts from a larger crowd.

That is not something I can see going well, but god do I hope we get this arc

 

[JamFlowMan]

1. Phils PC will die, he will do mobile streams until a dent pays for a new one.

He could point his phone at the tv like the old days. He would start off calling them "nostalgia streams" but become more and more resentful and toxic each stream a new PC isn't paid for.

 

[The Pulverizer]

Af fun as that would be. His normal level of toxic asshole will piss off these people in a short time.
Phil simply can't contain his natural urges to dunk on his chat and I don't see that going well with that crowd

To be fair he has been trying to embrace a more wholesome SJW persona lately and he even forces a smile in his thumbnails now. Keemstar egging him on to make money and DSP refusing could be seen as DSP choosing to make the right moral decision by liberal idiots.

ALSO think of the echo chamber DSP can build for troons. All the trolls would be associated with the big bad Kiwifarms, so DSP's mods banning people could actually mean something for once. I think this arc could very well happen if we're lucky. Not even his racist part will matter if he troons out or becomes an ally.

 

[Cucktry Roads]

My first DSP New Years after coming over to be a Detractor since Ralph's sobriety made him extra boring!

1)I think Phil will in fact limit himself to streaming 5 days a week. He's been testing the water lately and he'll test them more to see if he gets about the same amount of money a week if he was streaming 6 days.

2)I think Phil will start a political show

2.5)The political show will only last a few months and will be cancelled after Phil gets some major flak for a "hot take". The reason will be blamed on low Fan engagement.

3)Phil will start a channel for his old streams he found archived. He will upload them for a few months and will stop. This will in fact be due to low fan engagement.

4)I think we'll see a big whale drop off in the new few months, which will lead to a desperate second half as he tries to make back money.

5)With as rundown as Phil's house is, I think something big will break that will require a few thousand dollars to fix or replace. This will lead to a major beg event. Once this is dealt with, money will once again be dumped into WWE Champions.

 

[Derich 2nd of coomland]

To be fair he has been trying to embrace a more wholesome SJW persona lately and he even forces a smile in his thumbnails now. Keemstar egging him on to make money and DSP refusing could be seen as DSP choosing to make the right moral decision by liberal idiots.

ALSO think of the echo chamber DSP can build for troons. All the trolls would be associated with the big bad Kiwifarms, so DSP's mods banning people could actually mean something for once. I think this arc could very well happen if we're lucky. Not even his racist part will matter if he troons out or becomes an ally.

I'm not saying that this would not be a nifty move.

I'm saying that Phil simply can't reign in the toxic narc manbaby required for this to work.
That crowd will start making demands of him and we all know how that will go.

Plus forgiveness isn't a thing on that side of the internet and I think there are too much in Phils past for them to ever really want to embrace him.

 

[Cadoster]

WWE Champions mobile was released in 2017.
We're now entering 2024 7 years later. I predict the game will be shut down in late 2024 with the announcement of a new mobile game coming out that is even more predatory financially.
Phil will of course without question download it to continue never coming in first place and splurging thousands of dollars.

God, I don't know if you are out there, but if you are PLEASE make this happen.

Would be the funniest shit ever.

 

[The Pulverizer]

I'm saying that Phil simply can't reign in the toxic narc manbaby required for this to work.
That crowd will start making demands of him and we all know how that will go.

As long as DSP continues to use words like "bullying" and mentions Kiwifarms often the troons would not care for the drama. At least for a while.

We saw how long it look for DSP's jannies to turn against him. Imagine how long it would take if those jannies were all troons.

 

[Martys_not_smarty]

I'll say this if he does start any political talk it's great timing as we're on an election year and primaries are a few months away.

 

[Derich 2nd of coomland]

As long as DSP continues to use words like "bullying" and mentions Kiwifarms often the troons would not care for the drama. At least for a while.

We saw how long it look for DSP's jannies to turn against him. Imagine how long it would take if those jannies were all troons.

That's another thing. Phil is very paranoid and trust very few people. That will make that huge a shift in jannies next to impossible.

Again this arc would be a fucking blast, but I simply don't think Phil has it in him to make this shift.
But IF he did it. I'm sure it would speed up his fall, might go well for a short while but the crash and burn would be peak.

 

[The Pulverizer]

But IF he did it. I'm sure it would speed up his fall, might go well for a short while but the crash and burn would be peak.

That's what I'm sayin'.

Phil is very paranoid and trust very few people.

He still somehow managed to recruit jannies and all of them were newfags that joined AFTER the "incident" era. The troon arc CAN happen. If it doesn't work out then he might just cuck out for Keemstar because he needs the money.