Nicholas Robert Rekieta / Rekieta "Law" / Actually Criminal / @NickRekieta - Polysubstance enthusiast, "Lawtuber" turned Dabbleverse streamer, swinger, "whitebread ass nigga", snuffs animals for fun, visits 🇯🇲 BBC resorts. Legally a cuckold who lost his license to practice law. Wife's bod worth $50. The normies even know.

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What would the outcome of the harassment restraining order be?

  • A WIN for the Toe against Patrick Melton.

    Votes: 64 20.1%

  • A WIN for the Toe against Nicholas Rekieta.

    Votes: 4 1.3%

  • A MAJOR WIN for the Toe, it's upheld against both of them.

    Votes: 86 27.0%

  • Huge L, felted, cooked etc, it gets thrown out.

    Votes: 51 16.0%

  • A win for the lawyers (and Kiwi Farms) because it gets postponed again.

    Votes: 113 35.5%
  • Total voters
    318
Scout Trooper said:
Aw come on, it wasn't that ridiculous to believe that the decoy from Perverted Justice would fall in love with you. You were raised by your mom, after all.
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I know, right? I wasted 5 years of my life on the Internet talking to women I thought I could trust, and she seemed like someone I could trust! I mean, I never even menta dewit, so I’m sure Nick nevah even menta dewit either.
 
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MANdy just super chatted in Joe's stream, about 3:20 in.
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BootlegPopeye said:
What is the appeal? It made sense when he was a legal commentator during the Rittenhouse trial, hell, even I watched him back then.
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Even back then it was an adurous task listening to streams, he'd interrupt a cogent train of thought to address a superchat. Though once he was fully boozed up everytime and all the superchats were from anime fans is probably where he strayed.

I don't recall at what point he went from singning wholesome Disney songs with the wife to making ahegao faces in short shorts and cat ears atop his kids plush toys. Vic Mignogna with out a doubt molested one thing: Nick's psyche.
 
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Dixieland Buckaroo said:
MANdy just super chatted in Joe's stream, about 3:20 in.
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1. "Somebody from KF." Right, I'm sure someone introduced themselves as "WelperHelper99 from Kiwi Farms."

2. The fuck is "my sad voice." Does he mean "my pathetic imitation of a female?"

3. "The guy apologized when he heard my sad voice" -- again, definitely something that someone would do. "Oh I'm sorry, I heard your sad voice. Good day, madam."
 
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feral cat #6385 said:
You're the guy with the cowboy hat aren't you?
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I’m just a good ol’ down home country boy who got set up by folks NBC was paying $100k to just so they’d lure guys who’s heads were all messed up at the toime!

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Bawston cap, but actually he doesn't even watch baseball.

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It didn’t end there, either. After I got out, a whole group of obsessors formed online led by that rat bastard Xavier Von Erck and that cunt Del Harvey to convince me that Casey, (the decoy from the sting), really DID love me. They saw the chemistry her and I shared while we sat together in the sting house and used that against me. They even got me on tape talking sexual shit with who I thought was Casey as well as other women but they actually all ended up being dudes except one or two of them.

Jokes on them, though, because once my current girlfriend moves up here and meets me face to face, we’re gonna start my septic business back up and with the first million I make I’m gonna hire a lawyer who’ll really work for me. I’m gonna sue NBC again and make all of your bank accounts look like shit!

 
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Vect said:
So this guy used his real dying father to sympathy bait an alcoholic livestreamer for his online persona? That's kind of sick.
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That is what got me and made me realize that MANdy is one sick fuck. Imagine being so devoted to your fetish that you use your dead dad as a means to coom. That is just disturbing.
 
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TexOffender said:
So V-tubers have an anti-Nick whisper network after the pippa drama?
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Rekieta and Coomelot slandered her company publicly on stream and via Twitter. Alleged abuse and that Pippa was better off without them.

That’ll cause a lot of people to know who you are and Pippa does read the Farms.
 
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PaladinBoo said:
That is what got me and made me realize that MANdy is one sick fuck. Imagine being so devoted to your fetish that you use your dead dad as a means to coom. That is just disturbing.
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He's paying respects to his dead dad by wanking his dick off every time Nick or any other lawtuber acknowledges him when he throws money at them. Bonus wanking if in a drunken stupor, they start talking about how much they want to fuck him sideways despite already having a wife and kids. See, his dad is helping him out by being a catalyst in which MANdy can use to get his nuts off. That's the ultimate form of respect. Truly, a moment of father son bonding that transcends life and death.

So the reality is that he loves his dad very much and you just don't understand the depth of that love.
 
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