Predictions for DSP in 2024

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I predict that DSP will create more complicated “perks” to push his Patreon donations up. With the Reacts channel failing and his private videos being steady consistent income I think he will try to create a similar situation with whaled out Patreon monthly tithes.

I also predict someone will discover Phil’s user ID for another mobile game he’s playing and that while he may not be whaling it as hard as Champions, he has still dumped one thousand or so dollars into it over some period of time.

My far out prediction is that Phil will do something to upset OIC, and OIC will respond by attempting to SWAT Phil. Phil will use this as a chance to claim detractors tried to kill him again.
 
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- He'll use his age as an excuse to change one morning stream to chill Q&A, whilst steadily increasing the time the phadcast takes on the other days

- Income will drop by around 10%, with even fewer people contributing the remainder

- An anonymous fan gifts him a gaming PC that gets used for about a week

- He'll have a falling out with one of his whales after he insults their favourite Pokemon or something, who will turn up here looking for sympathy.
 
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The Penultimate Warrior said:
He'll have a falling out with one of his whales after he insults their favourite Pokemon or something, who will turn up here looking for sympathy.
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So what is the count of high'ish profile paypig/dents in the tractorssphere at now?
I find it funny how these people are wrenched in various tractor chats as if they suddenly aren't dents anymore just because their daddy slighted them
 
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Derich 2nd of coomland said:
So what is the count of high'ish profile paypig/dents in the tractorssphere at now?
I find it funny how these people are wrenched in various tractor chats as if they suddenly aren't dents anymore just because their daddy slighted them
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The dents will put up with Phil's lies and abuse for years. They will watch Phil insult their chat friends for no reason and stay loyal. But then Phil will say he likes Evee better than Squirtle or something about the retarded Dragon Ball Z franchise and the dent will explode into rage.
 
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God Damn. Here we go again.
 
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Here's my uncontroversial guesses:

1. New computer. Like everything else, it will be hyped up as this big improvement to his streams only to change nothing in the long term.
2. Vlogging/commentary/reviews channel that is not DSPolitics. He's desperate to get away from streaming and he doesn't have the understanding of politics to make DSPolitics work (he may not realize this now but he will when everybody laughs at his awful takes).
3. Joon's documentary comes out and is too biased to be of use. Phil will spin this as a win or redemption or something.
4. No interview. After SideScrollers he's going to demand so much control over future interviews that nobody will agree to his terms.
5. Nebulous, unverifiable claims of health or legal matters. We won't get any details, not even the type of doctor or attorney he saw.
6. Something else breaks in the Snort Fort and Phil begs to cover the repair bill.
7. More Loch Ness Monster-tier photos of Kat.
8. More access to credit cards, as evidenced by Champions benders despite low tips.
9. Attempts to go 'viral' with drama baiting + his cat.

Now for out there guesses:
1. Return to Twitch - I think this will happen eventually as his YT earnings keep shrinking, but 2024 seems too soon.
2. Another "new" channel besides DSP Throwbacks - again, sooner or later it's going to happen as his YT presence stagnates but probably not in 2024.
3. No new whales and his current ones all stay around.
4. Audio of Kat - seriously, how is it that the CWC board can put the CIA to shame and this one can't track down Kat even though we know where she works?
5. Admits to going bald :optimistic:
6. Tries to revive his Paymetons.
 
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Even if this interview kisses Phil's ass he ends up sperging out against it because one thing isn't to his liking. That or Mike releases some uncut version that makes him mad.
 
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