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[Geraldine]

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[Tragi-Chan]

They don't? Wait a minute, guys. We had it all wrong! They "don't actually cut it off with a scalpel".

It's been fun, but now that @FriskyBizkitz has enlightened us all, it's clear that this entire subforum is built on a big misconception because we're morons!

Pack it up, boys. Time to go home.

When I was a kid, I told one of my friends that they did it with a chainsaw. He believed me for ages.

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That may be the most narcissistic thing I have ever read. “My sister was keeping this horrible secret about one of the most traumatic things that can happen to a child. What a bitch.”

 

[neverendingmidi]

Troon draws incorrect conclusion.
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Yeah... "Oh they think I'm a girl, tee hee, cause girls don't know games, tee hee!"

When the coworker/customer were probably thinking "oh jesus fuck that thing wants to talk to us, end the convo! end the convo!"

 

[that can't be right]

She is accusing someone who can't defend themselves of horrible crimes and making a sudden grief all about herself

I'd do the same thing
Seems like less drama that way
Get it out of your chest without having your abuser accusing you of lying or feeling guilty for ruining their life or things like that

 

[Thomas Eugene Paris]

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"I've been playing games since before I could ride a bike" is less impressive when you know that the person saying it is a fat autist with motor apraxia. He probably couldn't ride a bike until he was 16.

 

[LinkinParkxNaruto[AMV]]

Why didn’t you molest me too transphobe! I am also a girl and you should want to sexually assault me too!
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I do not understand how anyone is supposed to take shit like this seriously. It’s a troon with rapist glasses.

oy vey, this wasn't the deal, looks like it might be time to side with the neo-cons again

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That sub they linked in the comments is a new untapped source of pathetic anecdotes

https://www.reddit.com/r/ewphoria/comments/18v34f7/smell/

 

[Evilronald]

oy vey, this wasn't the deal, looks like it might be time to side with the neo-cons again



That sub they linked in the comments is a new untapped source of pathetic anecdotes

https://www.reddit.com/r/ewphoria/comments/18v34f7/smell/

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I’d be willing to side with the Palestinians if they all left the west and went back home where they belong. Then they and the Jews can fight it out in perpetuity and hopefully both sides can stop being parasites on western society. Maybe we’d have less troons and gay shit if the Jews were busy genociding Arabs?

 

[SpookyObserver]

The "mInORitIEs" do not give a fuck about gender shit, cultural appropriation and other self-hating toys white liberals entertain themselves with. Wokism is a religion of useless, rich, white people who find satisfaction at bootlicking everything that is not white. Really, it is white niggers I despise the most.

Sorry to report, every generation the minorities resemble more liberal white beliefs. Latino/as born and raised here are very much into this lgbt stuff amongst other traditionally left ideas. Do not expect any of our groups to be dampeners of this anymore than the average John lol.

 

[Piss Bear]

What makes it funnier is that in my experience, TIMs come equipped with very good genes for aggressive sports. Long arms, wide shoulders, over 6 ft stature, thick foreheads and strong necks... Whereas Pooners are almost universally 4'11 and all have the idea that masculinity is looking like the bad boy at a Day Care center.

They're always so far away from their fetishized (or defensive) ideal.

Yeah sometimes I wonder if I pooned out, if I would be alpha pooner. I'm nearly six foot tall and was socialized around men, can easily talk to them. Also can't talk to other women for shit. I would be the perfect incel pooner. Maybe in another universe, I became my true alpha pooner self and assert dominance over all the poonlets.

 

[cerulean hydra]

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"Video games? I've been thinking about trying Baldur's Gate 3. I hear it won game of the year."
"Yeah it's like a dungeons and dragons thing."
The troon edges closer to the conversation, clouding the room with its gamer pheromones.
"I had sex with a bear in Baldur's Gate 3!"

 

[Positron]

"I've been playing games since before I could ride a bike" is less impressive when you know that the person saying it is a fat autist with motor apraxia.

He probably cannot ride a bike even today, just like our cherished Philip DeLici (ADF)

 

[monstrous bubo]

Maybe in another universe, I became my true alpha pooner self and assert dominance over all the poonlets.

Then you can have a trans smackdown with Hon Alice for the heavyweight belt and rule them all.

 

[Syikeblade]

Yeah... "Oh they think I'm a girl, tee hee, cause girls don't know games, tee hee!"

When the coworker/customer were probably thinking "oh jesus fuck that thing wants to talk to us, end the convo! end the convo!"

I'm noticing that troons don't see women or men as people, but as sexual objects or monsters.

 

[Susanna]

Oh fuck you! Fuck you troon!
Statistically women are much better drivers than men, which is reflected in how we pay so much less for insurance. Does the household exist where mom isn't the on-paper owner of son's car in order for them to not pay twice the car's value per year in insurance fees? Guess why lorry companies are desperate to hire women? No, it isn't for equality, it's a job with some very physical elements where men have a huge advantage, but male drivers absolutely ruin the vehicles, whether from getting into accidents or just wearing them out, that the industry is absolutely desperate to hire women instead.

Your low driving aptitude is evidence of your thoroughly male brain.

 

[Gondolindrim]

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They moved the conversation along because they don't want to talk to you, you fucking freak. You probably said something super annoying, and that's why you actively avoided putting it in the post.

 

[expectant asshole]

I hear from my older transmasc friends that sex is terrible and it’s not fun or men will fetishize me or that i’ll get killed and tbh that’s not very helpful

I feel bad for young people these days. I remember when giving me “the talk” when I was young, my mom telling me sex should be fun and if both people aren’t enjoying themselves then something is wrong. If sex is terrible, something is going wrong there.

It’s disgusting to me how society has decided that we need to elevate people based on how “oppressed” they are. Coincidentally, the more oppressed people are: the bigger drain on society they tend to be. It’s almost like being a parasite and contributing nothing tends to make people not like you. It’s ridiculous that therapists might lose their license if they told people they were mentally ill and not actually a woman when they have a penis and have been a man their entire life.

I think many corporations ride the tranny dick (swim the stink ditch?) since is so much easier than dealing with an actually disadvantaged group. Put up some flags, erase the word “woman” and “mother” from company policies, and change all toilets to “gender neutral” and stonewall will give you a medal. Having to make an office or building actually physically accessible for people with disabilities or having to purchase special equipment is WAY too much time, effort and money.

 

[TyrasGuard]

Happy new year Kiwis. Let's start this off by posting some last night L's.

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I was at the club last night with a friend, enjoying myself, it was new years and i wanted to ring out the year with a few drinks and a couple good laughs.

I was enjoying myself, having a grand old time, and after a few drinks, I had to pee, as you do. So, I went to the bathroom, took a couple of cute selfies since I thought my make-up and my skirt/top combo was absolutely adorable tonight and then proceeded to do my business. Mid peeing however, I received a violent and loud knock on the door. I ignored the first one, I mean the door was locked because I was peeing. Then, I received another even louder and angrier knock, alongside the door handle starting to jiggle. I figured all I would have to do is pause the stream, tell this lady I was peeing and I'd be done in a second, and I could finish my business.

So I paused my piss, and opened the door and was instead greeted by the manager, Karen, who proceeded to forcefully take my purse, and then told her lackey next to her to "Search his bag." and he took off outside to rifle through my belongings.

She then asked me what I was doing and so I simply told her that I was using the bathroom like a normal person. She responded by telling me that I'm not allowed to use the women's bathroom and if I wanted to finish, I'd have to use the men's room.

After that comment her slave boy employee came back and handed me back my bag because there was nothing in it besides my Switch, cases for my Switch games, DSi XL, 2 regular DSis and the old fat DS model, alongside of course my headphones and my makeup.

So, I took my things and left crying. I hate my life, this is so not fair, I wasn't even doing anything... Why did she have to have my purse searched and immediately have to search the bathroom afterwards? I was just minding my own business and wanted to pee in peace..I ended up having to go the gas station to finish peeing.

My ID and birth certificate says female on it, I legally changed my name, I have been on HRT for over 2 years, I've been transitioning for even longer than that. Why is it just not enough? Why am I never enough???? WHEN WILL IT FUCKING END??? WHEN WILL I BE TREATED THE SAME AS EVERY OTHER GIRL

tl;dr: Anti-Tranny Assault Squad storms the bathroom to remove the man inside taking selfies while dressed as a prostitute. They search his purse and they find a Nintendo Switch and other game consoles. He is let go with just a warning.

Feels like a lot of information is missing, best guess? Women who actually needed to go to the bathroom complained that this gorilla in a skirt was occupying the bathroom to take selfies. I have no idea why he was searched though, maybe they accused him of stealing something.

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I just needed somewhere to vent this and to be heard and i’m painfully terrified of me posting this in another community that may intercept with what happened. I just want ears

Ive frequented this diner in my area for the last 3 years with it picking up to an almost daily basis in the last couple of weeks cuz I’ve been needing it.

i went a few hours ago to kick off the new year. and it was crowded so i expected to wait for a seat. i got a seat and ordered what i love for comfort. and a guy started gesturing at me that they were gonna sit at my table (i don’t know these people and this was when i was on my last few bites or so). i gesture and mouth out that id prefer they didn’t (i have really bad anxiety around strangers invading my ‘bubble’ and really bad issues in regard to interacting with that macho alpha archetype cuz i know how south it can go). they state that they’re gonna sit there anyway and that i could take my food out/finish eating it quick if i had an issue with it. i froze. completely. i couldn’t bring myself to do anything cuz im scared that this could escalate anymore from doing something he considered wrong. the staff and other patrons start to notice that im getting more distressed and ask the guy to move and he started getting defensive about it. one thing lead to another and his food/drink were thrown in my direction, he’s screaming at the wait staff, and i cracked and went into hysterics and cried non stop.

two of the patrons helped me come down from it and to them im eternally grateful.

but now i feel like my times at the diner will be tainted by this one event. i still feel like i made an issue out of it and like i should have just sucked it up to avoid all of this. like its my fault for freezing up and not ‘being normal’ about it.

for a ton of reasons, this diner was my sole safe space in the outside world. i don’t feel judged or looked at and i don’t get sensory overload cuz i usually go during the devils hours so there’s close to no one coming in.

and it hurts to feel like now that space is quarantined from me because of something that technically feels like i had control over.

i just needed to get that off my chest and feel like someone is gonna read it.

i’m safe right now, i just want to be affirmed.

thank y’all for reading. i’m gonna listen to census designated to help me out :’3

tl;dr: Another story with missing information. A tranny uses a diner as his "safe space" but gets confronted by some people who want the seats he is occupying. Tranny thinks he "owns" the space somehow and apparently they end up throwing their drinks at him. Best guess? Tranny was probably occupying a huge table by himself and there were people waiting for the retard to finish so they could sit down.

BONUS!

(If you took the picture out of context I'd believe it's a true crime photo)

 

[Ashamed of Yourself]

When I was a kid, I told one of my friends that they did it with a chainsaw. He believed me for ages.

MTF Trannies would love that, the chainsaw was originally designed to cut women's pubic bones open during difficult childbirth

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[Anasa Tristis]

I feel bad for young people these days. I remember when giving me “the talk” when I was young, my mom telling me sex should be fun and if both people aren’t enjoying themselves then something is wrong. If sex is terrible, something is going wrong there.

I think many corporations ride the tranny dick (swim the stink ditch?) since is so much easier than dealing with an actually disadvantaged group. Put up some flags, erase the word “woman” and “mother” from company policies, and change all toilets to “gender neutral” and stonewall will give you a medal. Having to make an office or building actually physically accessible for people with disabilities or having to purchase special equipment is WAY too much time, effort and money.

There are far too many plausible excuses for lousy impersonal sex nowadays. It's become more "If at first you don't succeed, try try again." than "If it sucks, stop."

Identity politics is a handy smokescreen to conceal and distract from the other more pressing issues that the PMCs have no intention of addressing. Never mind attempting to change. Doing so would be costly and inconvenient but it'd also be illusion or monopoly breaking.

 

[fenny]

After that comment her slave boy employee came back and handed me back my bag because there was nothing in it besides my Switch, cases for my Switch games, DSi XL, 2 regular DSis and the old fat DS model, alongside of course my headphones and my makeup.

Five fucking game consoles, plus his phone. For what possible purpose?