Megathread Trannies posting their L's Online - Heckin valid people posting their funny misfortunes on the internet

[TyrasGuard]

Five fucking game consoles, plus his phone. For what possible purpose?

You can't expect him to just hide in the bathroom doing nothing while everyone is having fun outside.

Also thanks for clarifying, I had no idea what the fuck those things he mentioned were. If I saw someone's purse with 5 game consoles I'd assume he stole them.

 

[Nick Obre]

one thing lead to another

That's code for "I did something and I'm at fault here and I don't want to say it"

 

[Chickenpolar]

From Reddit via TERF Twitter. Dude finds out supportive lesbian allies are TERFs in the sheets.

Asked my friend out. She couldn't just turn me down, and she had to make sure I knew that she thinks my identity isn't valid :')
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She has been one of the most supportive people I've had in my life since I started my transition. I really don't know how I could have predicted what her reaction would be. She's gay herself and one of the most vocal LGBTQIA+ supporters I know. She was there when I came out to the first group of people in my life about my feelings and was monumental in helping me find true happiness.

It's like when I asked her out last night, everything I knew about her went out the window. All of a sudden, the incredibly supportive ally disappeared and was replaced by this bully. She could have just said no. Just told me she only saw me as a friend or wasn't interested in trying to have a more serious relationship with me. She didn't even need to give me a reason. She could have just said no thank you, and it would have been the end of it.
Instead, she had to let me know that she would NEVER date "anyone like me." She told me that she's a lesbian, not pansexual and that it was offensive to ask her out. She had to make it perfectly clear to me that "no REAL lesbian will ever date an AMAB person EVER!" These are her direct words.

This crushed me so much. Like, I actually felt years of progress on my self-consciousness and self-acceptance disappear. I couldn't even stand up for myself. I just had to stop reading the texts and put my phone away. I just laid in bed for hours, feeling like every little insecurity was true. Her friends are even backing her up because she had to tell them I asked her out. Someone else from the friend group even messaged me, telling me that I was "making real lesbians uncomfortable." and that "you can't be a lesbian, so please don't put another person in that situation."

My friend sent me a few texts this morning. I haven't even looked at them, but I caught a glimpse of her telling me that she's "sorry my feelings are hurt." I'm probably not even going to read them. Really love it when your "friends" allow their mask to fall and show they actually don't respect your identity at all :')

 

[Free the Pedos]

MTF Trannies would love that, the chainsaw was originally designed to cut women's pubic bones open during difficult childbirth

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Excuse me, what?!

 

[TyrasGuard]

Dude finds out supportive lesbian allies are TERFs in the sheets.

It really baffles me how they just don't get that women aren't actually supporting them. They just want to get out of their way and hopefully not having to have one of them at arms' length.

I obviously cannot speak for all of them but, all women in my life, friends and family, do not want a skinwalker next to them. I honestly cannot imagine what's like to have a guy twice your body size trying to skinwalk as you and trying to invade the spaces where you feel the most vulnerable (locker rooms, bathrooms).

If anything, every time they interact with a transexual they get more TERFy.

 

[Geraldine]

So, I went to the bathroom, took a couple of cute selfies since I thought my make-up and my skirt/top combo was absolutely adorable tonight and then proceeded to do my business.

Others have commented well on the other details, so I'll tackle this bit.

Taking selfies in a public toilet?

I'm male and I never saw anybody take selfies in a men's toilet.
How about it ladies? Ever take selfies in the toilet while clubbing?

Not normal female behavior you say?

 

[Geraldine]

Once again, porn determines the ideal female type to a troon.
Was he a big fan of it before transition? Of course he was.
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[monstrous bubo]

Dude finds out supportive lesbian allies are TERFs in the sheets.

OMG, that woman played a truly magnificent long game. Handmaidens this man for years, and then a prison shiv in the guts just when he is feeling secure.



The consensus from her lesbian buddies was the cherry on top.

 

[cerulean hydra]

From Reddit via TERF Twitter. Dude finds out supportive lesbian allies are TERFs in the sheets.

Asked my friend out. She couldn't just turn me down, and she had to make sure I knew that she thinks my identity isn't valid :')
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A tragic tale. A man who trooned out to try and secure a true and honest lesbian GF after the internet told him "lesbians totally fuck transwomen, they're legally required to!"

Hopefully he didn't cut his dick off yet. Or hopefully he did. That would be funnier. Nothing left to do but join the 41%.

 

[he who has thus come/gone]

They search his purse and they find a Nintendo Switch and other game consoles.

Why is this troon out at the club with a GameStop's worth of used consoles in his purse? The fact that it goes unexplained as if it's normal to carry around multiple generations of Nintendo handholds at the club is almost as weird as the man-in-a-woman's-room premise.

 

[Friend of Dorothy Parker]

Why is this troon out at the club with a GameStop's worth of used consoles in his purse? The fact that it goes unexplained as if it's normal to carry around multiple generations of Nintendo handholds at the club is almost as weird as the man-in-a-woman's-room premise.

Had the same thought, and same about the fact that he listed them all.

Either trolling or 'tism, I guess.

(Though did he even mention a wallet? I skimmed the list after the first thing I didn't recognize.)

 

[Mexican Molotov Marauder]

Anti-Tranny Assault Squad storms the bathroom to remove the man inside taking selfies while dressed as a prostitute

Not gonna lie, the Paul Blart version of MaxTac yanking a tranny out of a toilet stall is an amazingly hilarious mental image. One I was cucked out of recreating with Bing's image creator btw.

I also can't help but wonder what kind of omega sped do you have to be to go to a fucking club with not one, not two, but five fucking handheld video game consoles with multiple games. Especially when he claims to have been out with a friend. In the second post he talks about 'sensory overload' so the guy is probably a massive autist, or larps as one.

 

[LinkinParkxNaruto[AMV]]

Why is this troon out at the club with a GameStop's worth of used consoles in his purse?

its like a prostitute from GTA, the ones you beat up and sometime randomly drop a crazy ammount of loot

 

[Gar For Archer]

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this has got to be satire, South Park did it first.

 

[Evilronald]

I swear that one has to be autistic to be trans. No empathy, no consideration of the feelings or comfort of others. This pooner is 15 and probably hasn’t had any sort of surgeries, I think most teenage boys wouldn’t be comfortable with that. The thing I’ve noticed with trannies is that they want to experience everything they THINK that the gender they’re trying to pretend to be does even if those things don’t actually happen.

 

[Mexican Molotov Marauder]

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I swear that one has to be autistic to be trans. No empathy, no consideration of the feelings or comfort of others. This pooner is 15 and probably hasn’t had any sort of surgeries, I think most teenage boys wouldn’t be comfortable with that. The thing I’ve noticed with trannies is that they want to experience everything they THINK that the gender they’re trying to pretend to be does even if those things don’t actually happen.

Not once have I ever slept in the same bed as an other male. Did I miss out on some macho milestone event you need to go through to be a proper man? Holy shit, pooners are so goddamn weird.

 

[Evilronald]

Not once have I ever slept in the same bed as an other male. Did I miss out on some macho milestone event you need to go through to be a proper man? Holy shit, pooners are so goddamn weird.

It reminds me of the girl who asked how to tell their troon “friend” they weren’t welcome at girls sleepovers anymore after they gave them a concussion doing a pillow fight and standing naked drunk in their kitchen.

 

[Hassou Tobi]

Not once have I ever slept in the same bed as an other male. Did I miss out on some macho milestone event you need to go through to be a proper man? Holy shit, pooners are so goddamn weird.

that’s what im wondering. She’s making it sound like it’s a regular occurrence they share beds? Teens do sleep over a lot, but usually the friends are on different couches etc. wtf kind of life is this pooner living?!

Edit: seems obvious now it’s a Muslim/third world thing. Alright my bad .

 

[Evilronald]

that’s what im wondering. She’s making it sound like it’s a regular occurrence they share beds? Teens do sleep over a lot, but usually the friends are on different couches etc. wtf kind of life is this pooner living?!

They claim the Muslim friends do that (maybe it’s a Muslim thing, I could see it since they do a bunch of other borderline gay stuff). I’m curious why the parents allow a biological female to sleep over with 5 boys.

 

[Peaches Demure]

that’s what im wondering. She’s making it sound like it’s a regular occurrence they share beds? Teens do sleep over a lot, but usually the friends are on different couches etc. wtf kind of life is this pooner living?!

I'm thinking she's not from a 1st world country. Living standards might be different where she's from. Probably not a "family of 8 living in one room" setting, but something where communal spaces are shared between members of the same sex. Which also makes me wonder if she's being forced to abide by female modesty standards of dress. Most likely; Muslim women can't identify out of actual patriarchal oppression. Who'd have thunk?