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When will Jack drop dead?

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  • Sometime in 2025

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  • Jack lives forever. The Wendigo Must Consoom

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Jack request if you have any questions , just google it first. Happy new year losers.
This is incredible. When he says "As you guys know, I have had strokes" at the 16 second mark the background noise sounds like there is a studio audience laughing at him. Talk about serendipity !:story:
>He ate 2 hard boiled eggs for breakfast.
>Imagine the smell.

I heard "I had hard boiled eggs this morning" not "2 hard boiled eggs" . That means he had somewhere between 6 to 10 hard boiled eggs being the disgusting ogre he is with no sense of portion control .
 
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This is incredible. When he says "As you guys know, I have had strokes" at the 16 second mark the background noise sounds like there is a studio audience laughing at him. Talk about serendipity !:story:


I heard "I had hard boiled eggs this morning" not "2 hard boiled eggs" . That means he had somewhere between 6 to 10 hard boiled eggs being the disgusting ogre he is with no sense of portion control .
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What you uncouth trolling stupids fail to realize is that Jack is not in the position he is in now because he ate too much meat. It's because he did not eat enough meat.

All Jack has to do now is eat bacon and cheese every meal and his arm will reactivate.

Once he eats his way to the other side he'll be able to go right back to pestering people at tex-mex restaurants across the tri-state area the way God intended!
 
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