Nicholas Robert Rekieta / Rekieta "Law" / Actually Criminal / @NickRekieta - Polysubstance enthusiast, "Lawtuber" turned Dabbleverse streamer, swinger, "whitebread ass nigga", snuffs animals for fun, visits 🇯🇲 BBC resorts. Legally a cuckold who lost his license to practice law. Wife's bod worth $50. The normies even know.

[TheCaspainKing]

Here’s something I thought of very recently. Do you think Daniel showed up to a few of Rekieta’s live events. Chatting in the corner as ManD while directly looking at Nick in real life?

He’s a 40 year-old man who may work for GM. Odds are he has some scratch saved up or sold enough hats in TF2 for a Vegas trip or Nashville trip.

@Balldo's Gate if we can get a photo of Daniel then we need to look at Rekieta live meet ups. If he came to meet-ups then he might want to wear Nick’s skin.

Wondered the same. Strong possibility but I don't know if their particular mental illness would gain anything from that.

 

[Evilronald]

I was wondering who Nick reminded me of:

Maybe, but the details of the car crash story and the follow up research by @Balldo's Gate and @Musashi's Son (here) seems to confirm Daniel Harris isn't an alias.

The police took down his info after the crash and filed a report. They recorded that the drivers name was Daniel Harris and he was a 41 year old male. If Daniel Harris is another alias, we'd be dealing with an Inception-grade catfish who had a fake ID and car insurance information under that name on hand and ready to show to the police on their arrival.

That's much less likely than having two lolcows with relatively common first, last, and middle names.

Unrelated: @3MMA is right. As amusing as BMJ was this year he should've been put in a best new lolcow category had we had one. Putting him up against the greatest human trashfires on earth (Rekieta, Fatrick, & Da Gunt) at this point in time was a mistake.

I'm glad Rekieta sealed his fate as LOTY 2023 and I'm looking forward to his continual decline due to alcoholism and his inability to acknowledge that the farms is right and he should've pulled up a long time ago. It'll be even funnier if Ralph manages to unfuck his situation (as he slowly seems to be doing) while Rekieta doesn't. That would be quite spectacular indeed.

Your time will come BMJ. You’re only 28 so got plenty of time to wreck your life.

 

[Father Balldo]

Oh Mandy
Well, you came and you posted some pictures,
But they were stolen from Reddit,
Oh Mandy
Well, you pretended to be a woman
But got outed by the Farms
Oh Mandy

I remember all my life
Pouring whiskey on the ice
Shadows of a man, a balldo through a window, streaming through the night
The night goes into morning, time to drive the kids
Happy people as my car skids
Looking in their eyes, I see a memory
I never realized how horny you made me
Oh, Mann-D
Well, you came and gave pics without taking
But I sent you away, oh, Mann-D
Well, you fished me and stopped me from shaking
And I need you today, oh, Mann-D

 

[feral cat #6385]

Here’s something I thought of very recently. Do you think Daniel showed up to a few of Rekieta’s live events. Chatting in the corner as ManD while directly looking at Nick in real life?

Without doubt. I know someone who used to get off on cat-fishing men. Part of the thrill was watching the mark wait for the "woman" to show.

 

[DumbDude43]

the original audience

who even was his original audience?
as far as i remember, it went like this:
in the beginning, rekietas audience were mostly people who were following the maddox/dick lolsuit drama.
then came some different lolcow enjoyers when he started covering russell greer.
then came the big influx of weebs and anime spergs when he got involved with kickvic.
and then finally, when he made it big with the rittenhouse trial, there came the normies.

when did his downfall start? probably during the weeb age, but it really picked up steam during the normie age, so you're kinda right about that part i think.

 

[Father Balldo]

Stalker children Fatrick fans...
Bossmanjack sisters....

Nick Rekieta Won.

 

[Bland Crumbs]

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Stalker children Fatrick fans...
Bossmanjack sisters....

Nick Rekieta Won.

BMJ is definitely rookie of the year.

 

[TheCaspainKing]

who even was his original audience?


when did his downfall start? probably during the weeb age, but it really picked up steam during the normie age, so you're kinda right about that part i think.

I was around very early. He was a character but wholesome once upon a time. @elb Really saw the turn before most. The OG audience was mostly people in their 30's/40's that appreciated a humorous approach to law. The addition of Drex did have an effect on how loose He would get even when Drex wasn't around. The true start of the downfall was post Rittenhouse going into Depp. The Legal Bytes stuff seemed to also change him a lot. "Worst day of My Life" was in there too whatever the true meaning of that was.

 

[Balldo's Gate]

An ally has arrived in Rekieta's corner.

Flamenco (thread here) has defended Rekieta by saying he did nothing wrong by being catfished for years by a man pretending to be a woman, serenading "her", and slobbering over "her" on stream to the extent where he admitted privately it was "really shitty" for his wife:
"not really seeing what exactly Nick did tbh."


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It would appear He's already cancelled Sober Jan lol

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[DaleMcGuy]

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Stalker children Fatrick fans...
Bossmanjack sisters....

Nick Rekieta Won.

There is still enough time for Patrick or BMJ to live stream a gay, dead, muppet gang bang to seize the win. Believe it!

 

[TheCaspainKing]

An ally has arrived in Rekieta's corner.

Flamenco (thread here) has defended Rekieta by saying he did nothing wrong by being catfished for years by a man pretending to be a woman, serenading "her", and slobbering over "her" on stream to the extent where he admitted privately it was "really shitty" for his wife:
"not really seeing what exactly Nick did tbh."

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Flamenco would eat any ass that got him closer to Nicks balls

 

[Pippa's Greasy KB]

Here’s something I thought of very recently. Do you think Daniel showed up to a few of Rekieta’s live events. Chatting in the corner as ManD while directly looking at Nick in real life?

He’s a 40 year-old man who may work for GM. Odds are he has some scratch saved up or sold enough hats in TF2 for a Vegas trip or Nashville trip.

@Balldo's Gate if we can get a photo of Daniel then we need to look at Rekieta live meet ups. If he came to meet-ups then he might want to wear Nick’s skin.

I imagine it'd be something like this.

 

[AnOminous]

Flamenco (thread here) has defended Rekieta by saying he did nothing wrong by being catfished for years by a man pretending to be a woman, serenading "her", and slobbering over "her" on stream to the extent where he admitted privately it was "really shitty" for his wife:

A WILD PEDO APPEARS!

 

[AltisticRight]

An ally has arrived in Rekieta's corner.

Flamenco (thread here) has defended Rekieta by saying he did nothing wrong by being catfished for years by a man pretending to be a woman, serenading "her", and slobbering over "her" on stream to the extent where he admitted privately it was "really shitty" for his wife:
"not really seeing what exactly Nick did tbh."

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Another lolicon/shotacon creep to add to the roster of Balldo & Friends.

 

[Harm]

An ally has arrived in Rekieta's corner.

Flamenco

You know you've fucked up when as the traditional conservative Christian father you have to be backed up by "Boy Soprano" himself.

Surely to Nick, being 28 years old and uploading a hentai comic about a 15 year old boy who is repeatedly raped by his aunt like Flamenco did is one of the funniest things in the entire world. This will be the start of a lifelong friendship between the two.

 

[Honka Honka Burning Love]

A WILD PEDO APPEARS!

Go Bulbasaur..use Vine Noose!

 

[Mr. Manchester]

An ally has arrived in Rekieta's corner.

Flamenco (thread here) has defended Rekieta by saying he did nothing wrong by being catfished for years by a man pretending to be a woman, serenading "her", and slobbering over "her" on stream to the extent where he admitted privately it was "really shitty" for his wife:
"not really seeing what exactly Nick did tbh."

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That's it boys pack it up. Now that Flamenco has endorsed Rackets we might as well just give up. Who's next, Vito?

 

[PaladinBoo]

As far as can be deduced, likely catfishing in TF2. It's been pointed out they have a fuckton of items and collectables in that game. To the point where several people pointed out there's no way it's not a dude (I'm not much of a gamer myself, so I was still somewhat on the fence as to gender after the first Mandy post).

It is perhaps noteworthy that Mandy was first sighted in Rekieta's chat in late 2020. That was also around the time their Steam usage seems to have dropped off considerably.

See above.

It's interesting that they switched from gaming to some Youtuber though. They apparently traded virtual baubles and thinamajigs, while LARPing as a "bisexual girl gamer," for complements on livestreams on how "hot" they are.

I hope you don't mind me giving my take as someone who is a actual female gamer and whose has been gaming for 20+ years. Most women tend to be very private when it comes to playing games that have a large male player base. If a male gamer deuces that a player is a female that female will get a lot of attention and boyfriend requests. It gets really old and annoying after a while. Also, many women will also not put their sexually out in public for strange men on a gaming site to see. Again, it invites unwanted attention and most women don't want unwanted attention from men. The types of "women" who join things like "Bisexual Gamer Girls" or "Cute and Hot Gamer Girls" groups are either troons or men like MANdy who have a fetish.

 

[Spergichu]

Another lolicon/shotacon creep to add to the roster of Balldo & Friends.

I can't imagine why these kinds of people gravitate to a sexpest who's favorite movie he won't shut the fuck up about involves a man wanting to have sex with a teenage girl.

 

[Pomniman]

I can't imagine why these kinds of people gravitate to a sexpest who's favorite movie he won't shut the fuck up about involves a man wanting to have sex with a teenage girl.

Truly turds of a shitter flushed upriver.