Nicholas Robert Rekieta / Rekieta "Law" / Actually Criminal / @NickRekieta - Polysubstance enthusiast, "Lawtuber" turned Dabbleverse streamer, swinger, "whitebread ass nigga", snuffs animals for fun, visits 🇯🇲 BBC resorts. Legally a cuckold who lost his license to practice law. Wife's bod worth $50. The normies even know.

[zyclonPD]

who even was his original audience?

I was. This is my first introduction to rekieta, https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2H2X60m_Gpk
My viewership of him predates my kiwifarms account even. Some of us actually subscribed for legal topics and court document explanation once upon a time.

 

[Captain Manning]

What is weird is that his dad has a different last name than him.

As @Himedall All-seeing Waifu said earlier, it is possible that we're looking at a stepfather when looking at Randy Smith. Whoever he is, Dan definitely knows Randy, because he posted a reply on his In memoriam page under the Daniel Harris name, and then (as "Mandy") relied on a picture of Randy Smith lying in a hospital bed in Nick's Locals.

Balldo's Gate asked people in the DM chain discussing this if we thought the person in the In memoriam photo of Randy Smith, and the person the hospital photo, were the same person. He wanted to be very meticulous and careful.

Everyone agreed they are both photos of Randy Smith.

What tied it all together was that the Daniel Harris name came from the phone number seen on Joe's show.

- The number used to call into Joe's show traces to Daniel Harris.
- The photo "Mandy" posted in Locals appears to be of Randy Smith in the hospital.
- Daniel Harris did post on Randy Smith' In memoriam page.
- The crash that Daniel Harris was involved in on the 360 is significantly similar to the crash "Mandy" claimed to be in, right down to the day and location. The one where "she" asked Nick for legal advice.

The other numerous supporting details are, of course, in Balldo's excellent post. I don't want to repeat the whole thing.

Who exactly Randy Smith is to Dan is less important to the fact that he's absolutely connected to Dan. "Mandy" shared details about "her father" that match with Randy's life.

The police took down his info after the crash and filed a report. They recorded that the drivers name was Daniel Harris and he was a 41 year old male. If Daniel Harris is another alias, we'd be dealing with an Inception-grade catfish who had a fake ID and car insurance information under that name on hand and ready to show to the police on their arrival.

Exactly. You can fake shit on social media, but it's considerably harder to fake out a cop.

The odds we're not dealing with Daniel Harris here are astronomically low.

Flamenco (thread here) has defended Rekieta by saying he did nothing wrong by being catfished for years by a man pretending to be a woman, serenading "her", and slobbering over "her" on stream to the extent where he admitted privately it was "really shitty" for his wife:
"not really seeing what exactly Nick did tbh."

Yeah, well, Flamenco is a degenerate too. Takes one to know defend one I guess.

 

[Pilgrim of Grace]

Having seen the high school / early college picture of Rekeita, I no longer have any questions on why he behaves the way he does. He is the quintessential EverQuest/MMO nerd making up for "lost time" just as many here predicted. Case closed and jumping Jesus what a mess.

Nick Rekieta was catfished into ruining his life by Daniel Harris of Texas

Another example of astounding constabulatory work. Your work + collaboration with others is half the reason this thread fascinates me.

Don't be sad, Nick...this is the future you chose.

Spoiler: Story Tiem

This happened to a friend of mine a few years back, eerily similar. He got involved with a Quebecois bisexual goth girl that never got in voice chat or did video chat. This took place mainly on World of Warcraft and discord.

Long story short, the Quebecois girl was a 50-something man living in Arkansas. My friend spent 3 years of his life getting invested in this girl.

If any Rekeita fans reading this think the MANdy lore is too crazy to be true, all I can say is Lol. Lmao, even.

 

[Anticipointment]

Nick Rekieta Won.

Don’t jinx it by calling it early. Voting isn’t over until Jan. 8th.

There is still enough time for Patrick or BMJ to live stream a gay, dead, muppet gang bang to seize the win. Believe it!

Not a chance!

 

[mindlessobserver]

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Stalker children Fatrick fans...
Bossmanjack sisters....

Nick Rekieta Won.

Hello whiskey, my old friend
I've come to talk with you again
Because a vision softly creeping
Left its seeds while I was sleeping
And the vision that was planted in my brain
Still remains,
Within the sound of whiskey pouring

In restless bars I walked alone
Narrow rails of cheap patron
'Neath the halo of a web cam lamp
I turned my face towards the simps and vamps
When my eyes were stabbed by the flash of a slobber mutt
That split the night
And touched the sound of whiskey pouring

And in the naked light I saw
Ten thousand people, maybe more
People talking shit about me
People hearing me talk incoherently
People writing memes, that filled me with a rage
and no one dared
Disturb the sound of whiskey pouring

"Fools" said I, "You do not know
Whiskey is what makes my channel grow
Hear my words that I might teach you
Take my arms that I might reach you"
But my words, like silent raindrops fell
And echoed in the wells of mockery

And then the Alawgs bowed and prayed
To the corn god... they made
And the slobber mutt flashed out its warning
In the words that it was forming
And the mutt said, "You must pull up, terrain,
before you are written on the mountain walls
And "know your meme logs"
And whispered in the sounds, of whiskey pouring.

 

[Nicholas II of Russia]

I had this saved in my PC many months ago. But I never upload it for some reason. So, there you have it, cheers!



Rekieta as a Discord mod.

 

[BootlegPopeye]

Here’s something I thought of very recently. Do you think Daniel showed up to a few of Rekieta’s live events. Chatting in the corner as ManD while directly looking at Nick in real life?

He’s a 40 year-old man who may work for GM. Odds are he has some scratch saved up or sold enough hats in TF2 for a Vegas trip or Nashville trip.

@Balldo's Gate if we can get a photo of Daniel then we need to look at Rekieta live meet ups. If he came to meet-ups then he might want to wear Nick’s skin.

I believe the 'sign' picture was him.

As I said earlier in the thread, I also believe that to be his actual hair and not a wig (see the hairline/scalp, wigs don't look like that). Look for black/dark brown long-haired males at pictures of his events.

 

[Drain Todger]

Another Nick L on the last day of 2023.

Lol, Rekieta, more like Rektieta at this point, amirite?

 

[Hyacinth Bucket (Bouquet)]

Wigs no longer have the giveaway in front. Lace fronts are widely used and available and they can look like the hair is coming out of the scalp, especially if you use glue and the photo quality isn't amazing. If you're close in person you can still peg them.

That said, that hairline is too unfortunate to be a wig.

 

[Bland Crumbs]

I believe the 'sign' picture was him.

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As I said earlier in the thread, I also believe that to be his actual hair and not a wig (see the hairline/scalp, wigs don't look like that). Look for black/dark brown long-haired males at pictures of his events.

Those meaty paws. How could Nick not want them wrapped around his balldo?

 

[BootlegPopeye]

That said, that hairline is too unfortunate to be a wig.

Yup. Even the good wigs are not going to have that weird of a hairline (I have never been fooled by even 'good' wigs on the scalp). In fact, that hairline is so unusual it would be another great clue if someone could dig up pictures of his meetups. How many long haired men were there? Maybe a few? Even so, the hairline will stand out. If he was at one of these events, he will be easy to spot.

 

[IDanceonTrannyGraves]

So has Nicki addressed this yet?

 

[Doctor John B. Zyklon]

He is indeed streaming. What a man.

 

[AltisticRight]

He is indeed streaming. What a man.

And an old Balldo that's drinking himself to death.

 

[Tubby Aardvark]

So has Nicki addressed this yet?

He just put up a locals post about streaming tonight and is active in the chat but nothing as of yet, post just went up 2 minutes ago

 

[Himedall All-seeing Waifu]

I believe the 'sign' picture was him.

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As I said earlier in the thread, I also believe that to be his actual hair and not a wig (see the hairline/scalp, wigs don't look like that). Look for black/dark brown long-haired males at pictures of his events.

Wigs no longer have the giveaway in front. Lace fronts are widely used and available and they can look like the hair is coming out of the scalp, especially if you use glue and the photo quality isn't amazing. If you're close in person you can still peg them.

That said, that hairline is too unfortunate to be a wig.

I am waiting for more information, but I have not been able to find a Harris or Smith family picture with anyone male who appears to have a similar hairline to match them to Daniel.

This might be that I have not had enough samples, but I am currently leaning toward Daniel (remember he willingly released this picture) getting an acquaintance to hold the picture up. Also of note: see how clear and higher resolution this image was vis-à-vis the other 'MAN-dy' pictures? I am inclined to say this is a clumsy red herring.

So has Nicki addressed this yet?

Not publicly, but he just checked into LOCALS and disables the chat history where all the speculation occurred.

I am glad I got my screenshots today.

To be clear the Panoptes log is unaffected, but less aesthetically pleasing to peruse.

 

[thebigdream]

Cheer up Rekieta, at least you didn't get IRL catfished by Amanda Morris. Small victories eh?

 

[PaladinBoo]

Spoiler: Story Tiem

This happened to a friend of mine a few years back, eerily similar. He got involved with a Quebecois bisexual goth girl that never got in voice chat or did video chat. This took place mainly on World of Warcraft and discord.

Long story short, the Quebecois girl was a 50-something man living in Arkansas. My friend spent 3 years of his life getting invested in this girl.

If any Rekeita fans reading this think the MANdy lore is too crazy to be true, all I can say is Lol. Lmao, even.

As I said before, every single troon and catfish fetishists all try to craft the "perfect woman". This woman is always:
1. Bisexual.
2. A gamer.
3. Has male interests.
4. Exotic.
5. A goth.
6. A former stripper or prostitute.

It is obvious now that Nick always wanted the sexually promiscuous goth gamer girl that he had fantasy about in high school. He never wanted to be with a girly, uppity, white, Christian suburban woman like Kayla. He wants that big titty bisexual goth waifu who plays Warhammer 40k with him and is open to engaging in three ways with him and another woman. I just want Nick and other men to know that that woman does not exist nor will she ever exist. You are all destroying your lives for a fantasy that will never come true. Either come to terms with the fact that your dream girl does not exist or continue to be a laughingstock for us here on the Farms.

 

[Tour of Italy]

But that's all part of the catfish meta. Gotta keep it realistic.

An ally has arrived in Rekieta's corner.

Flamenco (thread here) has defended Rekieta by saying he did nothing wrong by being catfished for years by a man pretending to be a woman, serenading "her", and slobbering over "her" on stream to the extent where he admitted privately it was "really shitty" for his wife:
"not really seeing what exactly Nick did tbh."

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He thirsted after a stranger online, which is always embarassing. Him being a married man is what made it pathetic.

The stranger actually being a dude is what makes it hilarious.

Layers.

 

[Nicholas II of Russia]

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This is gonna be a spicy one. Let's see how many bottles he chugs in this one.