Nicholas Robert Rekieta / Rekieta "Law" / Actually Criminal / @NickRekieta - Polysubstance enthusiast, "Lawtuber" turned Dabbleverse streamer, swinger, "whitebread ass nigga", snuffs animals for fun, visits 🇯🇲 BBC resorts. Legally a cuckold who lost his license to practice law. Wife's bod worth $50. The normies even know.

[Doctor John B. Zyklon]

Ah, the asking people to DM him has already begun. "Just message me if you're concerned with my drinking".

 

[Incel Death Note]

That’s one of the OnA Forums faggots who take the internet so seriously that they have spent dozens of hours seething about Josh and KF existing. So, consider the source.

Turk has been around for a while. He's done videos on Dick Masterson and PPP and Rich Kyanka. He's a good egg.

 

[Elmo]

That’s one of the OnA Forums faggots who take the internet so seriously that they have spent dozens of hours seething about Josh and KF existing. So, consider the source.

Turk is a massive sped who wants to be "holier than thou" and it's evident from how he approaches his videos of how he's covered Shmorky, Jackie Singh and Pat. I really don't understand what his problem is other than he's from that group (like the ones who were part of ED) that think KF is somehow beneath them meanwhile never growing past shit that was and has long since stopped being funny or "sacred" from eras like Newgrounds or YTMND.

 

[DaleMcGuy]

I met her in a chat up on old Rumble
Where you get shitfaced and you go online for some streaming.
L-I-V-E streaming
She dropped a superchat and said I was a chad
I asked for her name and in a bright pink text she wrote "Mandy".
M-A-N-D, Mandy
Lol-lol-lol-lol, Mandy.

Well, I'm not the world's most sober guy
But when she came onto me, I nearly lost my mind
Oh, my Mandy
Lol-lol-lol-lol, Mandy.
Well, I'm not dumb, but I can't understand
Why she types like a woman and thinks like a man
Oh, my Mandy
Lol-lol-lol-lol Mandy,
Lol-lol-lol-lol Mandy.

Loving all these song parodies. An AI Technomancer could make a "Best Hits with Cows" album.

 

[John Andrews Stan]

More noticeable are the changes to a woman's breasts. The breasts tend to get larger and often develop stretch marks.

They also deflate and look like tennis balls in tube socks or just super saggy. The stomach skin also gets stretched out and after five kids it’s likely Kayla had a gunt of loose skin and fat. That’s why a mommy makeover includes tummy tuck, lipo and a breast lift.

Spoiler

(It’s cheaper to get all those ops done at the same time but it’s also significantly more risky and stupid. Reputable cosmetic surgeons will advise women to have one procedure at a time and see how they feel about having another. More often than not, just addressing the area that bothers them most will make women feel like they’re good and don’t want more surgeries. Any surgeon with a conscience will tell you he wouldn’t want his wife, daughter or mother doing multiple major surgeries on the same day. That’s why the worst surgeons make a hard sell on the bundles — so patients maximize spend. And I’m sure Nick also wanted to lock in all the operations at once so he could get Kayla to look like the object he married.)

 

[Ice Gun Ninja]

e: Ninja'd

Well, at least Kirsche's POV had better audio.

So V-tubers have an anti-Nick whisper network after the pippa drama?

Only Pippa and Kirsche, since they have been close friends for a while now. Kirsche was supposed to appear on CoomAlots' stream but cancelled the collaboration after the drama. No one else even knows about lawtube in the Vtuber sphere.

 

[Señora Airi]

nick is talking about mixing Cambell's chunky soup as a gourmet southern meal. yeah trailer park meal, mix muh Jambalaya in my gumbo and real southern food on new years eve.

You can tell his pasty ass hasn't been south of Minnesota, let alone south of the Mason Dixon line. The classic NYE/New Year's meal is collards, black eyed peas, rice, and some form of pork, be it ham or pork chops. Cornbread on the side.

 

[Honka Honka Burning Love]

Only Pippa

Pippa is a Kiwi so it makes sense that it knows about The Balldo Pope.

 

[elb]

Not so fast. A few posts up He's saying it's back on but more of a Sober-ish Jan lol. Not completely dry just not blackout Troon Goonin is what I'm expecting

 

[Doctor John B. Zyklon]

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Yeah, he already has an out. "Sober streams".

 

[holyhandgrenade]

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His hair is looking particularly greasy this evening. An entire Holiday break and he couldn't even manage to wash his hair

 

[Geddy Lee's Fee and See]

Yeah, he already has an out. "Sober streams".

That's exactly what I was going to say. He's getting shit-faced or just drinking a lot before the streams and then pretending he's as dry as a whistle. Lawyers are stupid as shit thinking people won't catch up to their nonsense, especially the non-practicing ones.

 

[Harm]

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"Who said anything about SOBRIETY?" I'm glad you asked! You did, Nick.

RekietaLaw

I'm gonna do a Sober January, Like Cecil does. need a reset after lkast night, wew

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[3MMA]

Nick looks like he’s been through the wringer, his affect tonight is that of a crackhead who’s already an eight ball deep. Or drunk already plus either nervous about hiding the drinking or speed RX or both. Found this horrid thing where he sings his gaylord theme song. Cringiest verse at 50 seconds in:

 

[Chibitzen]

Ah, the asking people to DM him has already begun. "Just message me if you're concerned with my drinking".

Why would they need to message him? What is it with him trying to get people in his DMs? That's a strong tell how high in neuroticism someone is... "Oh no! You think I'm an alcoholic!? Let me message you in private and fix this somehow..." ... wouldn't not being an alcoholic be easier?

His Twitter feed per his drinking/non-New Years resolution now makes a bit more sense. It's like he's trying to gather support in advance so he can get permission from his fanbase to keep drinking. He's obviously very worried about whether the drinking will damage his brand, but if he can make it so his primary supporters don't actually think it's a big deal, then surely if he just drinks far less this will all blow over in time right?...

 

[Anticipointment]

Superchat: “Nick you should bring Mandy K on to shut up the Kiwi Farmers up for good, prove them wrong, once and for all”

Nick: “I have no interest in doing any of that, but thank you.”

 

[John Andrews Stan]

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Classic Nick, with his alcohol dementia (AKA wet brain) preventing him from remembering that HE’S THE ONE WHO SAID HE’LL BE DOING SOBER JANUARY.

JFC imagine being married to this lying, burned out sack of drunk shit. The bickering alone could inspire a murder-suicide.

 

[Incel Death Note]

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Who said anything about sobriety?
Cutting back on drinking seems to be the theme for lolcows in 2024. I wonder who will fail first, Cobes or Nick. Rooting for Cobes.

 

[RotPockets]

No one else even knows about lawtube in the Vtuber sphere

Can’t get dragged into drama if you never stream.

 

[Elmo]

Why would they need to message him? What is it with him trying to get people in his DMs? That's a strong tell how high in neuroticism someone is... "Oh no! You think I'm an alcoholic!? Let me message you in private and fix this somehow..." ... wouldn't not being an alcoholic be easier?

It's the quickest way to determine which ones are the bigger donors/paypigs to keep and plead for them to stay and which ones that he can tell to go fuck themselves without having to try to keep them around if they aren't donating as much in comparison. Just my guess.