Patrick Sean Tomlinson / @stealthygeek / "Torque Wheeler" / @RealAutomanic / Kempesh / Padawan v2.5 - "Conservative" sci-fi author with TDS, armed "drunk with anger management issues" and terminated parental rights, actual tough guy, obese, paid Quasi, paid thousands to be repeatedly unbanned from Twitter

[Red Frida]

Having basic eyesight is one of the many felonies you have committed against my family, stalker child. Wait for the knock, quietly. Quietly is key.

 

[Maude Snew]

Come on now we all know that Rick is incapable of being as competent as any modern RPG protagonist or even innkeeper. The most accurate would be early Ultima where you eat with every step and immediately die once you run out of food. Or you could mod him into Alien Isolation but replace the lockers with the fart couch and make him Xeet at the Alien while hiding.

 

[Battlecruiser3000ad]

I think Rick actually has a version of body dysmorphia where, instead of obsessing over perceived flaws, he looks in the mirror and somehow sees a cool, manly, sexy guy. Like, his brain is built different. How else can you explain those infamous gym selfies or shit like this:

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Oh what the hell, might as well add felony stock image editing to my long list of crimes.

 

[Piggle Rick]

You're 100 percent right there's no way a normal man uploads a selfie like this unless there's something severely wrong with him mentally.
Maybe his mom fucked him up. Maybe he has untapped aspergers. Look at my special cousin. He's so excited to wear his superhero tshirt! Thank you for your support for adult aspergers, it helps a lot and we really appreciate neuroatypical visibility! My retarded cousin was so happy when he saw the pyramids!
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Fuck you Fatrick for trying to force French chefs to make their eggs your way. You are the reason people detest American tourists. You complete cunt.

 

[Stephanie Bustcakes]

Not only is he fat, he's the fattest lolcow on the site. You might think Chantal or Boogie are clearly fatter just from looking at them, but that fails to take into account Patrick's girth in higher dimensions. In the fourth spatial dimension, Patrick is collosal.

 

[FinnSven]

Come on now we all know that Rick is incapable of being as competent as any modern RPG protagonist or even innkeeper. The most accurate would be early Ultima where you eat with every step and immediately die once you run out of food. Or you could mod him into Alien Isolation but replace the lockers with the fart couch and make him Xeet at the Alien while hiding.

If you play Fallout with a low intelligence character, it unlocks dialogue options unique to being stupid.
It creates a different play though.

Perhaps if we are lucky enough, a developer who is also a patposter will sneak in a Pat mode to Fallout 5?

Simply use the overweight male model for the character, and low intelligence, and you will be childing stalkers across the wasteland.

 

[Spunt]

Fallout New Vegas.

Low strength, perception is fine, max endurance (he's ceaseless in his xeeting), charisma is 1, int is (1.)2, low agility, I'd say higher luck given he has yet to truly suffer from pissing off the wrong person.

Primarily use guns and you HAVE to use fists or a knife when close, no point blank shots you're a real tough man with 10 strength not 2 stalker child. Any NPC conversation where you can be an asshole you can, if they say something insulting and there is an aggressive response you MUST pick it.

Specialize in survival to get that one perk (thems good eats I think it's called) where enemies drop/turn into blood sausage.

Is Pat an NCR guy? No probably a takeover ending because he's got an ego and he's the only guy to run New Vegas stalker child.

Pat would be the biggest NCR bootlicker the wasteland has ever seen. Remember that the NCR was pretty much written as a critique of the USA's own blind spots to its own failings and war crimes, especially those of the kind of neoliberal imperialism that Pat favours so heavily. He would praise and suck up to that psychopath Colonel Moore, and rant and rave about how terrible Mr House is but continue to use all his RobCo products.

Pat would team up with Cass. Not because of her company, but because of the perk she grants that gives you bigger bonuses from being drunk and removes the negative effects from alcoholism. Well, he would until his Karma dropped too low, at which point she would leave him for Pringles Can Boone.

Pat would mald about this until he called Boone a liar and instructed him to Enjoy Prison because Bitter Springs was just Russian Legion disinformation, child, at which point he would be most surprised to be nailed between the eyes by This Machine.

Hmm. I never played Rimworld but... you can roll custom characters with flaws like alcoholism and obesity etc., and you can mod the game to only spawn black children, right? I know cannibalism is basically the core of the game based on the couple videos I've seen.

Someone did a Rimworld playthrough based on the Tranch which was pretty good.

I think Rick actually has a version of body dysmorphia where, instead of obsessing over perceived flaws, he looks in the mirror and somehow sees a cool, manly, sexy guy. Like, his brain is built different. How else can you explain those infamous gym selfies or shit like this:

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It's common-or-garden narcissism. From the Mayo Clinic:

Symptoms of narcissistic personality disorder and how severe they are can vary. People with the disorder can:

• Have an unreasonably high sense of self-importance and require constant, excessive admiration.
• Feel that they deserve privileges and special treatment.
• Expect to be recognized as superior even without achievements.
• Make achievements and talents seem bigger than they are.
• Be preoccupied with fantasies about success, power, brilliance, beauty or the perfect mate.
• Believe they are superior to others and can only spend time with or be understood by equally special people.
• Be critical of and look down on people they feel are not important.
• Expect special favors and expect other people to do what they want without questioning them.
• Take advantage of others to get what they want.
• Have an inability or unwillingness to recognize the needs and feelings of others.
• Be envious of others and believe others envy them.
• Behave in an arrogant way, brag a lot and come across as conceited.
• Insist on having the best of everything — for instance, the best car or office.

At the same time, people with narcissistic personality disorder have trouble handling anything they view as criticism. They can:

• Become impatient or angry when they don't receive special recognition or treatment.
• Have major problems interacting with others and easily feel slighted.
• React with rage or contempt and try to belittle other people to make themselves appear superior.
• Have difficulty managing their emotions and behavior.
• Experience major problems dealing with stress and adapting to change.
• Withdraw from or avoid situations in which they might fail.
• Feel depressed and moody because they fall short of perfection.
• Have secret feelings of insecurity, shame, humiliation and fear of being exposed as a failure.

I mean that's fucking Pat bingo right there.

 

[Maude Snew]

If you play Fallout with a low intelligence character, it unlocks dialogue options unique to being stupid.
It creates a different play though.

But there's stupid and then there's Rick (fat). The only thing dumber than Rick (fat) are things written by Rick (fat), and he's not getting a writing contract on anything any time soon or a publisher.
I don't think that In The Black game coming on Steam actually has anything to do with him or his obesity.

 

[OtherLastTrainHome]

Someone did a Rimworld playthrough based on the Tranch which was pretty good.

where can i find this?

 

[Sneedfully and Peacefully]

Pat would mald about this until he called Boone a liar and instructed him to Enjoy Prison

You're assuming he has the charisma or intellect to have people follow him that aren't robots, not that he can repair the eyebot in the first place either.

Is there a black person in novac? If so that's the target for Boone's quest.

 

[Spunt]

where can i find this?

Christ, it was ages ago. Search the Tranch thread for "Rimworld", I guess.

 

[Useful_Mistake]

War Pat

This has always been a weird parroted claim through the media and its experts. Why couldn't Russia make (or even buy) more bombers? It's just nonsensical.

"I've never been fat"? Sure, Pat. You're also a black woman (not named Jennifer) with green eyes, you live in Hawaii and you're a teetotaler.

"Area man suffers from obesity, delusions of being an author"

Fucking hell, you're killing me.

Having basic eyesight is one of the many felonies you have committed against my family, stalker child. Wait for the knock, quietly. Quietly is key.

The pests are in control! There will be no Prison; no enjoying!

to my long list of crimes.

BOYS! WE GOT HIM!

 

[Jeff_the_Thriller]

Fuck you Fatrick for trying to force French chefs to make their eggs your way. You are the reason people detest American tourists. You complete cunt.

How did this flabby fat fuck not get beaten and robbed in a foreign country? Could he possibly look more like an American tourist?

 

[WelperHelper99]

Never been fat Pat

My dick DOES work without Viagra stalker, enjoy prison!

 

[This Machine Milks Cows]

"I've never been fat, child."

"Hahaha. What a story, Pat!"

Perhaps if we are lucky enough, a developer who is also a patposter will sneak in a Pat mode to Fallout 5?

Simply use the overweight male model for the character, and low intelligence, and you will be childing stalkers across the wasteland.

I have heard that the Fallout: London mod will be including the Ghost of Christmas Future version of Tiny Tim from Fatrick's Tiny Tim in Space novella.
Morbidly obese Patrick will also be included because he was doing his research for the novella.

"Your life's gone and done a runner, child mate. You're headin' off down the nick! Enjoy."

 

[Meat Target]

Fuck you Fatrick for trying to force French chefs to make their eggs your way. You are the reason people detest American tourists. You complete cunt.

Latin American chefs all know to make the nastiest, most "go fuck yourself" dishes when El Cerdo Gringo Matanegritos waddles in.

 

[AutoClownMaker]

This has always been a weird parroted claim through the media and its experts. Why couldn't Russia make (or even buy) more bombers? It's just nonsensical.

Making things requires the people, the know how, the material, and capacity.

Russia bled people who had skill via them leaving to better countries. A global market where you can just buy what you need means no need to build your own expertise in country. Same for raw/refined material. If you are buying what you need and your planning for equipment is based on a, say, 10 day war why build capacity for a 2 year war?

Buying your weapons of war leads to the North Korean shells exploding the barrels of your guns.

No doubt in Patrick's quest for approval of others by likes and re-xits of what he says means he WAY overstates the situation for the approval. And on a platform of 143 characters nuance dies its second death along with the 1st death at the hands and from the head of Patrick.

In a world that trades and you are dependent on that trade to support your nation things go sideways if the bulk of the world opts to not trade over your actions. They also go sideways if one party starts to attack or prevent your supply routes. The unfolding reduction of supplies to the area that Egypt, Jordan, Syria and Lebanon surround will demonstrate how important trade and in border production is.

 

[Maude Snew]

"Area man suffers from obesity, delusions of being an author"

 

[John Andrews Stan]

Fuck you Fatrick for trying to force French chefs to make their eggs your way. You are the reason people detest American tourists. You complete cunt.

What’s hilarious is that scrambled eggs is as normal in France as it is in the US. They just had zero desire to accommodate the fat gay septic.

 

[JJLiautaud]

Its such a shame that our prize sow, Jennifer, won't take home the blue ribbon from this year's state fair.