Patrick Sean Tomlinson / @stealthygeek / "Torque Wheeler" / @RealAutomanic / Kempesh / Padawan v2.5 - "Conservative" sci-fi author with TDS, armed "drunk with anger management issues" and terminated parental rights, actual tough guy, obese, paid Quasi, paid thousands to be repeatedly unbanned from Twitter

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Punkrick S. Rockerson

 

[BrazilianDog]

Independent Ending fits his ODD, but he remains friendly with the NCR because of the Democrat senators back in California.

But you won't have to worry about that, because the true Pat Ending (TM) is getting stuck trying to punch your way through Junction Quarry or the Cazador Hill. "NoOoOoOo child, I do noT need to lisTen to your signs. I'm a professionally publisher authored, little baby child. I can go where I want!" 100% of the time, if you present Pat with a long path that's safe and two quick paths that are impassable, he will waste an infinite amount of time, resources and his own safety to try to "win" over you by picking the short ones.

While Pat's narcissism would lend itself to the Yesman ending, I think that through interacting with others in the wasteland, Patrick S. Tomlinson would become a champion of the NCR in the same manner that he is a champion for his American political team. He may be nudged into it by a genuine and good willed belief that the Legion is a force for suffering in the region, which through a dialectical process of Pat interacting with the differing views and experiences of various personalities around New Vegas, would end in him explaining to the residents of whatever area he's in why the NCR's corruption and inability to keep areas safe are nothing but their clinical, criminal obsession with fabricating lies to justify slavery. Enjoy your time in the NCR Correctional Facility, little baby stalker.

 

[Meat Target]

So who is going to do a Pat run in an RPG?

I was DM'ing a couple weeks ago, and made an encounter where an effiminate fat man was yelling and swinging at the party for not taking care of the city's werewolf infestation, a la Fatty yelling and swinging at MPD.

The party tied him up and the werewolves ate him.

 

[Eternal Gopnik]

Hmm. I never played Rimworld but... you can roll custom characters with flaws like alcoholism and obesity etc., and you can mod the game to only spawn black children, right? I know cannibalism is basically the core of the game based on the couple videos I've seen.

 

[Meat Target]

Hmm. I never played Rimworld but... you can roll custom characters with flaws like alcoholism and obesity etc., and you can mod the game to only spawn black children, right? I know cannibalism is basically the core of the game based on the couple videos I've seen.

You can also mod Fallout 3/NV to kill kids, and there's a Cannibalism perk in the base game.

 

[AnOminous]

Punkrick S. Rockerson
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GG Allin would take a shit in Fatty's mouth.

 

[Meat Target]

Punkrick S. Rockerson
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GG Allin would take a shit in Fatty's mouth.

Punk rock is for 45-year-old, Establishment-ballwashing faggots who never grew out of their "Fuck You Dad" phase.

 

[Eternal Gopnik]

You can also mod Fallout 3/NV to kill kids, and there's a Cannibalism perk in the base game.

Yeah sure, but I was thinking of the niglet pepperoni production in the basement on an industrial scale aspect, you know. You could mod NV to do that too but I feel like it would change the gameplay too much.

 

[Tiny Chinaman]

 

[Chef Red Pill]

Punkrick S. Rockerson
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But this opens the door for us stalkerchildren to answer the most pressing question of 2024; is Patrick S. Tomlinson punk? Using the dictionary definitions for punk and my super accurate and scientific scale, I will now answer this question:



THE SCALE:
100% true.
Technicality Tomlinson aka a half truth.
Doesn't apply to Pig.

IS PATRICK S. TOMLINSON PUNK?
a) Pig is both worthless and unimportant.
b) Patrick was convicted for threatening to murder his then wife and unborn daughter, but he's not young.
c) Rick is inexperienced, but again, he's old as fuck.
d) Jennifer now identifies as male but he's married to a lesbian.
e) Have you SEEN those pallet chairs? Now that's a master craftsman!
f) "I'm into things."

(100+50+50+50+0+100)÷6= ~58.33
You're either punk or you're not.
58.33 rounds up to 100.
PATRICK S. TOMLINSON IS PUNK.
Thank you for tuning into my Ted Talk.

 

[The Feline Solution]

Punkrick S. Rockerson
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Again, his latent homosexuality shines through with mentioning quiche in an argument. 100 bucks he pronounces it extra frenchy when speaking the word out loud because he's an asshole like that.

 

[John Andrews Stan]

Now a patrick podcast has been mentioned, it seems funny he hasn't tried it before.

The closest he got was his “video résumé” in the form of a series on his YouTube called 2 Minute Rants. None of them ever clocked in at only two minutes and Pat had to read everything from index cards. He’s got a face for radio and a brain for taking a bubble bath with one.

 

[OtherLastTrainHome]

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Dan tried getting him on Nice Podcast, Stupid again. Predictable reply

Dan: "I've been a real dick to you and starting in 2024 I want to be a better person. Why don't you come on my podcast and talk about how the trolling has affected your life and make some money with me?"

"Your life is already over, stalker. Enjoy prison."


truly amazing conversation, i'm not gonna lie. #DLTIW

 

[Incel Death Note]

War Pat


Retarded gay nerd Pat


Never been fat Pat

 

[OtherLastTrainHome]

Never been fat Pat

i might as well have been born without sides at this point because that is quite possibly going to be the best post pat has ever made this year and we're only two days in.

 

[CervixHammer]

"I've never been fat"? Sure, Pat. You're also a black woman (not named Jennifer) with green eyes, you live in Hawaii and you're a teetotaler.

 

[Piggle Rick]

“Never been fat” fucking hell Rick just look at your jowls.

 

[Incel Death Note]

“Never been fat” fucking hell Rick just look at your jowls.

Hello

 

[Something Awful]

I think Rick actually has a version of body dysmorphia where, instead of obsessing over perceived flaws, he looks in the mirror and somehow sees a cool, manly, sexy guy. Like, his brain is built different. How else can you explain those infamous gym selfies or shit like this:

 

[Incel Death Note]

I think Rick actually has a version of body dysmorphia where, instead of obsessing over perceived flaws, he looks in the mirror and somehow sees a cool, manly, sexy guy. Like, his brain is built different. How else can you explain those infamous gym selfies or shit like this:

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You're 100 percent right there's no way a normal man uploads a selfie like this unless there's something severely wrong with him mentally.
Maybe his mom fucked him up. Maybe he has untapped aspergers. Look at my special cousin. He's so excited to wear his superhero tshirt! Thank you for your support for adult aspergers, it helps a lot and we really appreciate neuroatypical visibility! My retarded cousin was so happy when he saw the pyramids!