- Joined
- May 24, 2020
Your 2023 is already over, stalker children. You have been instructed hundreds of times to have a Happy New Year
Anyhow, in regards to the shower beer tweet some pages back, I was perplexed as to why college kids would be horrified by the idea - that sort of thing is right in their wheelhouse. Then it hit me: a shower beer is absolutely divine as a rare treat, after a long, hard day of work. Something Fatrick has never experienced and thus, never earned.
I too am saddened by the lolcow of the year upset, having figured it was Man of Pig's year, so I hope this haiku will help console us all.
Having his best year
Oopsie doodles stalker child
Fatrick lost again
Anyhow, in regards to the shower beer tweet some pages back, I was perplexed as to why college kids would be horrified by the idea - that sort of thing is right in their wheelhouse. Then it hit me: a shower beer is absolutely divine as a rare treat, after a long, hard day of work. Something Fatrick has never experienced and thus, never earned.
I too am saddened by the lolcow of the year upset, having figured it was Man of Pig's year, so I hope this haiku will help console us all.
Having his best year
Oopsie doodles stalker child
Fatrick lost again