Patrick Sean Tomlinson / @stealthygeek / "Torque Wheeler" / @RealAutomanic / Kempesh / Padawan v2.5 - "Conservative" sci-fi author with TDS, armed "drunk with anger management issues" and terminated parental rights, actual tough guy, obese, paid Quasi, paid thousands to be repeatedly unbanned from Twitter

[The Feline Solution]

That's a minor Pat moment though. The best Pat moment of the year was being dragged in front of a judge after months of talking about how he was going to fight Quasi and the judgment against him only to meekly give up, pay Quasi most of his money, and then cower out of the court room with police escort. No other Patrick moment topped that this year. It was the time when his internet persona bubble was utterly shattered by reality

The screenshots of Fatty's Twitter posts saying he'll never pay Quasi cited in the court papers is what did it for me, i was in fucking hysterics when that happened. It was a very good year for Patposters.

 

[Hyacinth Bucket (Bouquet)]

I love both Fatrick and Rekieta, but I voted for Rekieta because he's being hilarious right now whereas Fatrick seems to be in reruns. And I have the attention span of a six-year-old on a sugar rush.

 

[Johnny Salami]

Let's face it

Pat, as a Twitter user, requires reading comprehension. And zoomers have none of that.

Meanwhile you can see Rekieta live on air.

If Pat wants to win it he needs a podcast with call ins. Could solve his finances Have Jackie as cohost

 

[MilkThePig]

yeah I introduced pat to a coworker of mine he is fascinated and entertained by the antics. Pat's such an interesting character to introduce to non-kiwi normals cause of just how bizarre he is. Everyone thinks I'm making his "enjoy prisons" post frequency up until I show them the latest Xeets on nitter.

Pig is pretty much the poster child for social media addiction and how bad it can brain rot you. Don't get me wrong - he was almost certainly a mentally ill, insufferable fuck long before he got on Twitter but a combination of getting a fairly large following online, which his pork-addled brain couldn't handle, along with Trump derangement and coming into contact with the rascals set him down a path of mental illness that's truly something to behold.

 

[polyester]

To all Tomlinsisters;

Cope and sneed and also dilate. Total Balldo Victory. Enjoy third place alog childs.

Much love,
Signed: BMJ rats.

No, child, our cow did not fall behind your cow in the poll. That did not occuuuuuuuurrr!
Quietly wait for the poll to close, stalker. Quietly is key.
Enjoy prison.

 

[AutoClownMaker]

Unless a divorce saga actually happens (which I'm convinced is more likely for rekieta than pat) next year, I don't know how 2024 pat is gonna top 2023 pat.

If more legal paperwork happens in Patrick's life he might stop posting. This might be because of the nature of the paperwork his death or incarceration is not off the table.;

The real Kyle actually becoming a patposter?

His brother posting about his childhood will be like the school chum of Lucas Roberts* showing up in the Keffals thread to share the story of the dog. Odds are any recurring posts would be 'get help, log off'. If Kyle had any meaningful social media the pests would have pointed at it.

I think the biggest problem is that Pat’s side characters have somehow (it should be physically impossible) escaped his gravity. Jackie is fucking insane and is basically eclipsing Pat.

Jackie has the potential. She's on record with her own postings about how she's got a nasty temper and willing to violate laws. Her escape from the gravity well of Patrick into prison would exceed Patrick's antics to date. The crypto bro husband is likely to get roped into the crimes thinking he's smart and not wanting Jackie's unpleasantness in his life. 2 people enjoying prison from involvement with Patrick - that tale will prompt far more drama videos on social media. Upside - Jackie gets the fame she always wanted.

A story of a person who has a hot temper, lashes out at others and cries about how as a woman and minority gets attacked as a response....meh, that shit happens on the regular. Same with the contract termination over the sexism claim....meh, it happens. Jackie having a past of picking online fights, being a side chick in the GNAA, saying sand nigger, nigger, the anti Jew comments and to insult people calling them Trannies while ALSO setting up a web site to combat the threat of people picking online fights will prompt a couple of pieces of content. But once criminal charges happen Jackie will be well known by the masses because that's "online anti pedo person is pedo" level of hypocrisy people love to share because she's not changed from her asshole past but also never mea-culpa'ed the GNAA/niggering/Jewing/Trannieing past.

Like Patrick, Jackie has no ability to see their past actions as part of the problem to their present situation.


*Queen Clara the eunuch findom referred to the ex fiancee as Alex during the I was rapped video. Because at that time they were Alex and arn't whatever name they are going by now. So being Lucas when you were Lucas is OK in your mind and not some kind of emotional crime to deadname.

 

[FinnSven]

Let's face it

Pat, as a Twitter user, requires reading comprehension. And zoomers have none of that.

Meanwhile you can see Rekieta live on air.

If Pat wants to win it he needs a podcast with call ins. Could solve his finances Have Jackie as cohost

Or a video blog of him owning the stalker children.

Live streams of him being beaten up by other alcoholics like bumfights would be excellent.

 

[Anasûrimbor Kellhus]

he was almost certainly a mentally ill, insufferable fuck long before he got on Twitter

From the information we have prior to his lolcow status he was most definitely insufferable since he was in high school, but I disagree that he is mentally ill. Just my take but I think putting the mental illness label on him would absolve him of fault at some level and I really think it is just he's just a lying asshole and would (or does) tell the same lies to people IRL even without social media. Like he knows he's full of shit he just keeps going to try and save fat face.

I don't think he suffers from delusions but is just that dedicated to maintaining his lie to his 5 active followers on twitter and because he thinks if he keeps going long enough it will seriously harm the people calling him fat online cause he's that vindictive and angry.

 

[Red Frida]

Let's face it

Pat, as a Twitter user, requires reading comprehension. And zoomers have none of that.

Meanwhile you can see Rekieta live on air.

If Pat wants to win it he needs a podcast with call ins. Could solve his finances Have Jackie as cohost

Pat is anywhere near smart enough to be able to do a call in podcast.
You hear me Pat? Your flaccid cast would be an utter failure and would only hurt your reputation.
Even if you recycled some of your convention talks to float it as a pilot it would be a boring and miserable affair for all parties. And whatever superchars you earned would be Quasi's anyway.

 

[S.C.U.D.]

Larson is legit schizo. The only problem following him is all the little kids who interact with him. Jennifer wishes he could get the kind of attention Daniel gets, because he could actually make people believe he was getting swatted by someone other than by Jenny himself

It really puts Pat's whining about stlakers into perspective when his definition of stalking is Patty Meatloaf calling him fat on Twitter, meanwhile Daniel Larson has a massive gaggle of zoomers actively gangstalking him and coordinating on Reddit, literally flying drones over his head to mess with him and tracking his every movement. It shows how gay and full of shit Rick is when he complains about his so-called "stalking."

 

[TerminalTryHard]

Now a patrick podcast has been mentioned, it seems funny he hasn't tried it before.

I mean he's a narcissistic, self appointed expert on everything, he's fat, and he is desperate to be famous. It seems obvious.

 

[DSP's Tax Lawyer]

It really puts Pat's whining about stlakers into perspective when his definition of stalking is Patty Meatloaf calling him fat on Twitter, meanwhile Daniel Larson has a massive gaggle of zoomers actively gangstalking him and coordinating on Reddit, literally flying drones over his head to mess with him and tracking his every movement. It shows how gay and full of shit Rick is when he complains about his so-called "stalking."

If Jennifer had any clue about what other lolcows go through like Cobra, Larson, or Cyrax to an extent, his claims of stalker would be instantly invalidated. Which is why he's never going to learn.

 

[FinnSven]

Now a patrick podcast has been mentioned, it seems funny he hasn't tried it before.

I mean he's a narcissistic, self appointed expert on everything, he's fat, and he is desperate to be famous. It seems obvious.

I think he expects to be offered a regular spot on an established podcast rather than try to start his own.

To his mind he will be a lauded regular guest speaker, then be asked to replace the host, by the host.

 

[Markorian]

I think he expects to be offered a regular spot on an established podcast rather than try to start his own.

To his mind he will be a lauded regular guest speaker, then be asked to replace the host, by the host.

Pat loves the idea of fame... but loathes the idea of actually starting out and grinding your way to some point of relevancy through hard work.

 

[I'mThePatMan!]

2024 is gonna be the year Jen finally comes out of the closet about her sexuality. She's already dropping hints, though through some not so subtle euphemisms:



Pringle Can Jon, Big Dick Andrew, and now what? Buck Breaker Bill? Nice Piece Bill?

Cast your votes.

Genious Astronomer regurgitates facts he doesn't understand but read 2 hours before in an ineffective attempt to compensate for 1.7 GPA and small peepee. More news at 11.




Patrick is an utter mongoloid. Geologically speaking.

 

[The Feline Solution]

I think he expects to be offered a regular spot on an established podcast rather than try to start his own.

That's exactly the kind of smarmy cunt he is. Starting his own would be beneath him, like that Target job.

Pat loves the idea of fame... but loathes the idea of actually starting out and grinding your way to some point of relevancy through hard work.

That, too. He's exceptionally lazy. And inept.

 

[Henri Barbusse]

Pat loves the idea of fame... but loathes the idea of actually starting out and grinding your way to some point of relevancy through hard work.

He did write multiple books. They were complete shit, but there is some proof that he made an effort towards being famous at one point.

 

[Markorian]

He did write multiple books. They were complete shit, but there is some proof that he made an effort towards being famous at one point.

And when he wasn't showered with praise and fame immediately, it began taking him 3 years to write the rough draft of a hack novella.

 

[Sneedfully and Peacefully]

Kinda sad he doesn't have a podcast or similar. I've said it in this thread but audible/visible pat is the best thing ever.

(Ignore that a phone camera hurriedly pointed at a TV probably muddied some aspects)

Look at this fucking thing. This was when he was on live TV. Imagine this and siiiip "ahh" every time he swigs his coffee on the show.

 

[S.C.U.D.]

The last childing of 2023, and the first childing of 2024.


Bonus, how that convo ended: