Nicholas Robert Rekieta / Rekieta "Law" / Actually Criminal / @NickRekieta - Polysubstance enthusiast, "Lawtuber" turned Dabbleverse streamer, swinger, "whitebread ass nigga", snuffs animals for fun, visits 🇯🇲 BBC resorts. Legally a cuckold who lost his license to practice law. Wife's bod worth $50. The normies even know.

[John Andrews Stan]

Did Nick take a referral fee from Ty for Vic’s retainer?

Person A: I'll clean my room today
Person B: So wanna watch a movie after you finish the chores?
Person A: Who said anything about CHORES?

Yes, Nick is exactly like a snot-nosed teenage girl. Living with his mood swings, lies and word games must be absolutely maddening. If a couple of the kids pull a Menendez brothers on them, not a jury in the land would convict.

That would make for an interesting stream, though. I look forward to seeing Sean cover it.

 

[Himedall All-seeing Waifu]

Is he so wet brained he forgets that he did a 7 hour seethestream about Eric?

I am not sure what exactly us wet-brain ans what is disingenuous lawyer-speak, but Nick does have a tendency to make sweeping statements to his benefit, then when called on it make an excuse on a technicality.

I lean more toward the latter as I look back and see this tactic employed in 2019 onward to deflect criticism

e.g. Riley did not do anything legal, but it was stupid.

 

[LiquidKid]

that "Damnit Nick, we lost the case again!" thing was such a disaster holy shit

I have no idea how Ty wasn’t immediately sued and/or disbarred for selling merchandise mocking the fact that he lost his client’s case. The mere concept of it, to me, makes it look like Ty lost the case specifically so he could sell t-shirts

 

[Muppetstudios]

I see Nick's drinking as a direct result of him being successful from his Johnny Depp, Amber Heard steams. It was then he found out he could make as much money from sitting in his drinking and talking about law than actually doing any.

Most people who like a drink are forced to sober up to go into work and do a whole day being productive with consequences to their actions. Without doing any legal work Nick can simply wake up and lick the bottle.

The only way he sobers up is if his financial situation hits rock bottom.

 

[Swole McPole]

Loving all these song parodies.

Balldo was a man, who's LARPing as a lawyer,
But he knew it couldn't last,
Bought some office space in Spicer, Minnesota,
Lack of cases made it vast,

Retard, Retard,
Retard stop being fucking gay,
Retard, retard,
You should have pulled up yesterday.
Get back Rekieta,

Mandy Karevicius posted up her pictures,
But she was a fucking man,
Dirty Nick Rekieta,
Missed a young tight body,
Thought ,"I'll get some while I can."

Retard, Retard,
Retard stop being fucking gay,
Retard, retard,
You really should have pulled up yesterday.
Get back Rekieta,

Get back Rekieta
Kayla and the kids are waiting for you
With your Hedonism II t-shirts,
And your silicon Balldo
Get back to church Rekieta

 

[FedPostalService]

Can’t wait for Nick to explain how cybering with an older man LARPing as a young woman and almost losing your marriage over it is in fact a very funny joke us retards don’t get.

 

[Dan of Steel]

"bro fuck my life dude this is such fucking bullshit dude. this is so wrong bro what the fuck i lost it all AGAIN bro this is so sad...." -Bossmanjack after losing Lolcow of the Year to Balldo boy, probably.
As a Keno Kasino chad I wanted to see my boy win but Rekieta felting BMJ by simping for a dude pretending to be an attention whore and completely wrecking his life. Can't think of a more fitting way for Austin to lose it all.

 

[Pippa's Greasy KB]

I have no idea how Ty wasn’t immediately sued and/or disbarred for selling merchandise mocking the fact that he lost his client’s case. The mere concept of it, to me, makes it look like Ty lost the case specifically so he could sell t-shirts

It's the fact that lawyers have so much leeway from consequences and what constitutes as misconduct and nick (and other lawyers) uses this fact to gloat about it that's galling.

 

[Pomniman]

I might be bit n the minority here but I find the MANdy shit way more embarrassing for the troon than for Nick.

I'd say this reveal has changed nothing for how I look at this.

If it would come out Mandy instead that Mandy is everything she said:

- Nick still would have simped for some attention hungry woman

- He still would have humiliated his wife by uttering sex-fantasies about someone else in public

- He still would have shown everybody how need and insecure he is

And this is with ignoring all the other shit, I have seen a Streamclip of him slurring incomprehensibly, that was way worse than this reveal.

I must say however that it is very nice to have this to dunk on him since he is too stupid to feel embarrassed at the other crap

No way. Between a wetbrained nigger rich non-practicing lawyer retard and some bizarre deranged faggot skulking around fooling dudes into jacking off to him it's clear to see who has the upper hand. They're both completely fucked up, but Man-D is an enigma to the point where he could be a rapist serial killer while Nicki is just a run of the mill horned up moron getting led around by the balldo.

 

[Butwhythough2]

If nick likes American Beauty so much he needs to peep Falling Down, maybe we can get a crazy gunman arc. Do it nick you faggot it would be the funniest conclusion

 

[Love Machine]

Just wanted to congratulated Nick on lolcow of the year. Though it's a shame he has already gotten the single W he will get this year.

 

[McMitch]

I have no idea how Ty wasn’t immediately sued and/or disbarred for selling merchandise mocking the fact that he lost his client’s case. The mere concept of it, to me, makes it look like Ty lost the case specifically so he could sell t-shirts

At the time it was mocking the blame Mignogna’s opponents were placing at Nick for jeopardizing the case by merely talking about it. This was a reasonable response based on how Nick was at the time, and the fact that Ty hadn’t had the opportunity to torpedo his own case at that point. I haven’t bothered checking to see if he’s still selling the shirt since they lost the case, but at the time the opinion everyone had was it was a slam-dunk easy case.

 

[Pat Fried Rice]

If nick likes American Beauty so much he needs to peep Falling Down, maybe we can get a crazy gunman arc. Do it nick you faggot it would be the funniest conclusion

I have to disagree. The funniest thing here imo would be (if it hasn't already happened) Kayla taking the kids and going to her family or a hotel, beginning divorce proceedings, and then dumping all of his dirty laundry online, including all of his misadventures at Hedonism 2 & other outings. (Edit: Retracted. As pointed out, this would have repercussions for the kids, which no one wants.)

Just wanted to congratulated Nick on lolcow of the year. Though it's a shame he has already gotten the single W he will get this year.

I personally voted for Pat, but Nick definitely came in clutch at the end with his thirsting over a skinwalker. I can't deny he deserves LOTY. Bravo sir.

It's hard to fathom at times how it came to this. Nick went from a fairly respected individual on this forum, even to the point I think a majority of the site's users had a positive or at least neutral opinion of him, to an alcoholic degenerate ruining his marriage, career, and life in general by constantly making decisions and exhibiting lolcow behavior that he himself had ridiculed just weeks prior.

 

[MirnaMinkoff]

Nick should have rented an office to stream from, at least his wife would be less annoyed if she didn’t have to tolerate him being sloppy drunk in a guest bedroom everyday with their five kids in the house. There’s a reason alcoholic dads try to drink outside the home. Shit gets grim fast with a drunk Dad in the house.

There are a few types of drunks. Happy drunk, angry drunk and volatile drunks. I think Nick is a volatile drunk which sucks the worst for family because you never know if you need to run for cover or he’s going to happy tussle your hair. Trying to read the drunk head of households tea leaves everyday sucks.

Years ago I lived near a bar literally called “the office” which was so named so all the men could say, without lying, they were going to the office when they wanted to get away from domestic bliss and get hammered. No surprise the regular crew of that place were daily visitors and no longer had to tell anyone they were going to “the office” when they wanted to drink.

 

[Seafarer]

I see Nick's drinking as a direct result of him being successful from his Johnny Depp, Amber Heard steams. It was then he found out he could make as much money from sitting in his drinking and talking about law than actually doing any

Not super well versed on Rekieta lore but I’m gonna presume that the Depp case was also what brought all the wine moms into the fold, which was the tipping point for Nick’s public degeneracy.

 

[SpergioLeonne]

The obvious

Swarthy, non-Lithuanian

man hands are by far the funniest part of this to me

 

[Chirping Smoke Detector]

Just wanted to congratulated Nick on lolcow of the year. Though it's a shame he has already gotten the single W he will get this year.

He made an incredibly strong push to closeout the year. He just wanted it more than the others. Good job Nick, have a drink to celebrate.

Nick should have rented an office to stream from

Had he done this he may not have the drinking problem. The fear of getting a DUI after streaming may have been enough to keep it in check.

 

[Getting Tard Comed Jr]

It's too late for him to pull up. I hope someone close to him points out it took him negative half a day to quit his sobriety month. That's beyond alcoholic behavior. Those of you saying he's chemically dependant on it now look to be right.

 

[Slur Generator]

I have to disagree. The funniest thing here imo would be (if it hasn't already happened) Kayla taking the kids and going to her family or a hotel, beginning divorce proceedings, and then dumping all of his dirty laundry online, including all of his misadventures at Hedonism 2 & other outings.

That would be a shitty thing for her to do considering the kids and Nick doesn't need help. He can do it himself. If she leaves he will fully embrace his own depravity.

 

[Sewer Rat]

- He is confused why there was July drama, he only ever talked positively about the ISOM book.

Even if everyone ignores the countless hours Nick, Dick and Vito dedicated to personally attack July and just focus on the things Nick has said about the ISOM comic and IP this is still a complete lie.

- openly said that the story is bad
- said and analized that the drawing is bad
- that July is selling an idea instead of a comic and will dry out very soon (inmediately humilliated by July by getting massive money from Alphacore preorders)
- said it was the same as marvel/dc comics
- all the EVS/Comicsgate shit said against Isom, Rippaverse, July