So soft-launching Shitlah has begun, I will admit I thought she'd wait at least until she got back to Kuwait to do it.
Some things will never change though, poor Buster. It's okay, she's almost gone:
"I'm coming back to Canada and leaving my family so I can save my life guyz."
"My husband loves me so much, he's willing to live without me for a year so I can get WLS and save my life."
"Well, it's hard to eat healthy when I'm kind of down."
"It's not healthy food, but it's hangry food."
The joke is on her because these health problems are very much real and still there even if she's sad.
Brushing my teeth is such a rare occurence that I need to mention it in my edited video.
"I never wanna get veneers."
- Can you get veneers with no money and lots of missing teeth?
"One of my last days in Canada and that makes me happy. No offense to Canada, it's me, but I hate coming here."
- This is another lie, she was positively giddy in those videos coming back
- She almost started blubbering when she saw the KIA
- But now Canada can get fucked because she didn't get WLS the second she came back and it's standing in her way of getting back to her rapey, cheating peepee poopoo man
- Plant an airtag on him Gunt, we can all watch it move on a live stream
- Chantal logic dictates food = love
- Scat daddy is perfect, he takes her to get groomed and buys her treats; this all supposed to be very impressive
- Is she up to date with her vaccinations? Is she spayed? How's the ring worm?
- Isn't it funny how she now has to make it a point to show Julia getting her nails trimmed because she was caught abusing BBJ
- Oh yeah, BBJ never had her nails trimmed? You're going to watch every appointment for Julia
- Our apartment doesn't have windows? Ok, our new apartment is going to have all the windows, facing the blazing Kuwaiti sun, and Salah is going to open all of them in the tour
- Suck it haters! How exhausting it must be that your every move in life is dictated by people that dislike you
"My legs were swolleeeeen after I got off the plane."
- Like throwing a thimble of water onto a forest fire