Orbiter 🇬🇧 Johnathan Isaac Harrison (and his family) / Cog City / "Jobless Johnny" / Cognitive Thought - Unemployable British cuckold, doxed himself on UberEats, alleged paedophile who now admits to having sex with a 17-year-old when he was 21, seethes on X all day about Ethan Ralph, married to a Punjabi Porkchop. Now the Bri'ish Jerry Springer show.

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PauperVita said:
Cog is mad that talking about Ethan Ralph every single day like an obsessive sperg has resulted in a noticeable drop in his donos due to a lack of interest in Ralphamale coverage which he blames on @Null
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This is what happens when you confuse grifting with honest work fellow farmers. A grifter without a grift is adrift. Just like his Kang, but without the pro trying to escape her contractual obligations.
 
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Shlomosexual said:
It's the Lolcow/Aylog symbiotic relationship at work. When guys like Ralph get sober and stop being train wrecks for a few weeks or months, orbiter faggots like Kweerochet, the chomo copesino and Cog wither on the vine because they have no content other than seething about Ralph.
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The Chemo Casino have a new grift in the form of Rekieta but you’re spot on about them. For over a year - until Rekieta’s spiral beginning in September 2023 - they’d seethe endlessly about Ralph.

COG on the other hand is a pathetic welfare leech with zero qualities to him and zero entertaining value at all. He’s also grotesque to look at and listen to
 
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Muppetstudios said:
Without his alcohol fuelled rages and trainwreck streams the whole Ralph orbiter ecosystem is dying and I couldn't care less these retards should either get a job (the easy option) or learn how to be entertaining on their own (borderline impossible for Cog)
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It’s sheer retardation to stake your livelihood on being a one trick pony who only talks about a guy who’s very likely to fucking die an early, alcoholic death. Diversifying revenue streams so as not to make yourself vulnerable to cash flow problems is as basic as it gets. Did this Black Country nigger even sit his 11-plus exams?
 
Null said:
Cog is in that Kinochet level of pathetic.
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He doesn't even like your own AI cover of his original song. He said that you have a "struggle noise" where you say "uhh..." in how you speak before every sentence. Who knows.

Here's the Joshcore of Cog's song, no need to give Cog any more attention than necessary.

 
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I'm no clinical psychologist, but I've been reading through this gentleman's thread and am forced to ask - is there a professional term for the condition he's clearly suffering from? This pathological hunger for drawing in even the smallest crumbs of attention, be it positive or negative?
 
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Cog extols the virtue and practicality of buying a 3rd world wife from an Indian mail order catalog over “e-dating” white women.
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He is obsessed with Andy Warski showing a picture of him and his girlfriend together, but refuses to produce photographs of him and his Punjabi land whale when prompted…probably because she is hideous.
 
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PauperVita said:
Cog extols the virtue and practicality of buying a 3rd world wife from an Indian mail order catalog over “e-dating” white women.
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He is obsessed with Andy Warski showing a picture of him and his girlfriend together, but refuses to produce photographs of him and his Punjabi land whale when prompted…probably because she is hideous.
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Good lord this nigger is so creepy when it comes to people and relationships. He acts like he HAS TO KNOW, like IT'S PUBLIC INFORMATION FOR PUBLIC CONSUMPTION. Everyone here knows me and Andy ain't friends, but even I don't give one shit about this woman. I just laugh at the fact it's another e relationship that Andy will ultimate end when he gets bored.

Also Cog shouldn't talk about e relationships. All of his last few gfs have been bitches he met through Discord or Twitter. Olenska, Thieves, Drama Queen and then Thieves again. This last one he met through Dan. Makes me wonder if Dan was like, "Mate iffin you gone live ere, you ave to marry es poojeet sista in larw o mine. Soin' she can get ere green card innit? Then get me wife of me back about gittin' er o'vr ere.".

I just laugh at. "Don't be talkin' bout me wife mate!". Then, "Let's talk about Ralph/Andy's woman!". It seems impossibly to me to wonder if someone that retarded can see that they are indeed that fucking retarded?
 
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PauperVita said:
Cog is mad that talking about Ethan Ralph every single day like an obsessive sperg has resulted in a noticeable drop in his donos due to a lack of interest in Ralphamale coverage which he blames on @Null
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Do you have a link to where this is from originally? Also if you're the account behind the HoboCog stuff and all the other Cog-based media, well done - really well made, I had a good chuckle.

Clarence said:
He doesn't even like your own AI cover of his original song. He said that you have a "struggle noise" where you say "uhh..." in how you speak before every sentence. Who knows.

Here's the Joshcore of Cog's song, no need to give Cog any more attention than necessary.

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My fave question, do you have a link (and timestamp) to where he said this?

This is one of the first songs I threw together using AI so it is pretty rough, I can definitely understand if he didn't like it on a technical level, I didn't even put reverb on the voice (the basics). I think the original is iconic and catchy, Josh with an Anglo accent is always a treat, and I don't think it sounds all that bad despite the flaws. It's a shame Cog didn't like it but great art is always divisive.
 
Big Mommy said:
My fave question, do you have a link (and timestamp) to where he said this?

This is one of the first songs I threw together using AI so it is pretty rough, I can definitely understand if he didn't like it on a technical level, I didn't even put reverb on the voice (the basics). I think the original is iconic and catchy, Josh with an Anglo accent is always a treat, and I don't think it sounds all that bad despite the flaws. It's a shame Cog didn't like it but great art is always divisive.
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28:10, specifically.
 
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PauperVita said:
Cog extols the virtue and practicality of buying a 3rd world wife from an Indian mail order catalog over “e-dating” white women.

He is obsessed with Andy Warski showing a picture of him and his girlfriend together, but refuses to produce photographs of him and his Punjabi land whale when prompted…probably because she is hideous.
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Good god, man, that's one of the least attractive mail-order bride locations I can think of, was he trying to focus on keeping his prices down? There weren't enough Indians (or other brown 3rd worlders) for him to pick from locally? I guess there are some good reasons he's in estate housing.
 
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Sneedle said:
Good god, man, that's one of the least attractive mail-order bride locations I can think of, was he trying to focus on keeping his prices down? There weren't enough Indians (or other brown 3rd worlders) for him to pick from locally? I guess there are some good reasons he's in estate housing.
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That's the main reason I find him so annoying. He's a bludger who can't do honest work because Cog simply lacks the mental capability to create a sustainable lifestyle, yet thinks he's so far above Ralph. The Kang has managed to feed and house himself. Badly, I'll admit, but at least the Kang isn't in a council flat without a shitter.
 
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