Megathread Trannies posting their L's Online - Heckin valid people posting their funny misfortunes on the internet

[Apustajan apustaja]

"Some people cry because they pity my wife when they see our wedding picture"

 

[Myrtle the Turtle]

Yeah I shed a tear alright; while my sides are in orbit.

 

[Cnaiur urs Skiotha]

yes, his profile is a goldmine other than the tranny shit. straight up calls Internet Historian a nazi and wrote a full novel on the "dog whistles" for almost every video he's made

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EVERYTHING SHOULD BE ME, ME, ME
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putting all the political shit aside, i can see why he doesn't have friends. i wouldn't want to be around this fucker either with how many demands he has

What an insufferable, faux-quirky, unfunny, miserable, boring... well, in a word, a Redditor. This "Karmen" really embodies a certain type of empty, joyless, friendless creep who tries to put on a mask of being SO FUN, SO CUTE, SO FUNNY but without an ounce of actual wit, charm, or basic likeability. Being MTF at 19 is just shit icing on the shitcake

Edit: a look at xier reddit profile and almost everything submitted is in r/youtubedrama. Seems like "Karmen"'s autistic special interest isn't "art" (read: cartoons) but absolute mindless internet slapfight brainrot. READ A FUCKING BOOK MY DUDE

 

[JohnnyG]

A white trash cousin of mine took in the daughter of her even more white trash relations because the girl was being molested. She identified as trans for maybe 6 months or a year, and now if you ask her about it she’ll tell you frankly she only wanted to be a boy because she was being abused. The facts are out there for those who aren’t willfully blind.

One of the hallmarks of abuse victims is trying to make themselves less attractive (chopping off their hair, wearing baggy clothes, etc) to escape the attention of their molesterers.

I cannot think of a more extreme embodiment of that than trooning out. And I encourage those encountering tranns-diddlers on social media to show compassion for both the already-abused and their potential victims by saying:

"I'm truly sorry you were molestered, but that doesn't mean we have to let you repeat the molestering to create more of you."

 

[TheSunSets]

Five fucking game consoles, plus his phone. For what possible purpose?

Because tranny.

 

[Standardized Profile]

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When I saw the big hair, beatific gaze, and reference to Goth clothing, I thought for a moment he was trying to recreate the famous Cinnamon Hadley/Death portrait. (Needs more piercings.) But maybe the unfocused gaze and AGP head tilt is just his thing:



Behold, the miracle of HRT:



He realizes he's a depressed man, he's figured out the Reddit hugbox doesn't extend to real life, and he's almost worked out the fact that the "transition or die" narrative was put in his head by groomers--but he can't quite put the pieces together:

 

[DopeAddictKittenV2]

"Some people cry because they pity my wife when they see our wedding picture"

The fucking mile wide shoulders and dress made for an actual woman's body warping around him making them look even larger is just and also at the same time

 

[TheSunSets]

There’s probably a decent enough looking bloke under that goth tranny, and he’s young enough to reverse the mechanism.

 

[DSHK]

I get it, autistic people have a hard time making friends, but this person also sounds insufferable. I've seen Walmart employees, what does it take to get fired?

Not showing up and vaping/doing dope at work. I ghosted shart mart the nanosecond a good job in my field opened

 

[Yoitsmewhatsup]

When I saw the big hair, beatific gaze, and reference to Goth clothing, I thought for a moment he was trying to recreate the famous Cinnamon Hadley/Death portrait. (Needs more piercings.) But maybe the unfocused gaze and AGP head tilt is just his thing:

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Behold, the miracle of HRT:

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He realizes he's a depressed man, he's figured out the Reddit hugbox doesn't extend to real life, and he's almost worked out the fact that the "transition or die" narrative was put in his head by groomers--but he can't quite put the pieces together:

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[Little Bill]

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Look at that chin. Total giveaway.

One of the better looking ones on here. I'd still fold like a lawn chair if I ever got the chance.

 

[gampboonerisms]

I have an inside source from a person who works with kids, some of of whom ID as trans. Not a shock to this thread, but all of the kids IDing as trans have been molested or abused. Every. Single. One.
This person also isn't allowed to advocate against transitioning, so the solution to molestation is to cut your dick off and start HRT.

You forgot the final step in that series:
Be molested.
Wear opposite clothing.
Cut dick off/burn vagina closed.
Molest children so they too can become trans.

 

[Evilronald]

One of the better looking ones on here. I'd still fold like a lawn chair if I ever got the chance.

They need a “coomer” version of “like” on here. Troons can get folded like a lawn chair, when you’re throwing into a mass grave.

 

[Got Milk!]

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"My outfit for Christmas dinner for second"

(I'm still a bit behind so sorry if I'm late)

 

[lurker2newfag]

Are butchers somehow actually getting worse? I remember not too long ago they would tell Tims to douche the stinkditch with sterilizing solutions at least. Now they're supposed to clean an artificial orifice that's full of fresh sutures and that the body is fighting to close with nothing but water as if it was a functional self-cleaning vagina? Did the butcher just google "douche vagina how"?

Shitty doctors who only care about money when from botching trophy wives tits to chopping dicks.

 

[hufflemuff]

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The estrogen bloat resulted in an instant twink death here. Sad and probably many such cases.

 

[Ashamed of Yourself]

Excuse me, what?!

Between the years 1783 and 1785, two Scottish doctors, John Aitken and James Jeffray, invented a “flexible saw” that included a chain with serrated teeth, the first iteration of a modern chainsaw. They published their invention with a description of a pelviotomy or symphysiotomy procedure in Principles of Midwifery, or Puerperal Medicine in 1785.

The medical chainsaw was used by Aitken and Jaffray when a baby was stuck. They would use the device to cut the pubic symphysis, thus separating the pubic bones and allowing them to open the hips enough for the baby to enter the birthing canal and be born. link to much more


I was late, but offer more detail.

 

[Aero the Alcoholic Bat]

 

[DSHK]

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Im so glad elon bought twatter

 

[Geraldine]

A sad case of almost getting it.
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... and get a load of this reaction.

Yet another sad case of almost getting it.