Dave Brian Muscato / Danielle Tatiana Muscato / Danielle Brian Muscato - Half-Assed Trans Activist, Fully Arrested, Rape Appropriator, Currently Trying to Extort His Parents

"when he felt like I wasn't grovelling enough kissing his ass" doing a lot of heavy lifting in this "wake me up while I was asleep" story. Surprised 14 people fell for this story instead of assuming it was the continuation of some fight (Dave instigated) from earlier where Dave demanded proof that Dr. Joe Muscato ever spent any money on Dave.

Keeping a spreadsheet of your expenses is a well known narcissist behavior though. Dr. Joe Muscato was probably doing it so he'd know how to keep his tax fraud from the IRS.
 
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"when he felt like I wasn't grovelling enough kissing his ass" doing a lot of heavy lifting in this "wake me up while I was asleep" story. Surprised 14 people fell for this story instead of assuming it was the continuation of some fight (Dave instigated) from earlier where Dave demanded proof that Dr. Joe Muscato ever spent any money on Dave.

Keeping a spreadsheet of your expenses is a well known narcissist behavior though. Dr. Joe Muscato was probably doing it so he'd know how to keep his tax fraud from the IRS.
Sounds to me like he just read someone else’s story of abuse and thought, “That’s good, but how can I rip that off and make myself sound more victimised?”

It would be fun to make up ridiculous stories, post them in groups he frequents and see how he tries to top them.
“After my dad saw The Dark Knight, he would put on a cowl and wake me up, declaring ‘I’M THE BATMAN!’”
“Same with me, only Dr Joe Muscato actually had a Batcave excavated below the house and killed Heath Ledger for being the Joker!”

Anyway, it’s good to know that our impoverished heroine can afford to buy champagne for an event that won’t occur for years.
 
There may be some confusion, bc Dave often uploads those "what were you doing a year ago" posts. Here are his posts from Nov. 9-11, 2022 showing he (allegedly) contacted the exes about a week after Sarah's call-out post:
@Real Ariana Grande, could you speak to any of this behavior from the time you knew Dave (without compromising your anonymity, of course)? You spoke about his habit of inserting himself into conversations, but was there the "creeper" dimension to it as well?
Oh, you're right, it was a year ago. My bad.

And yeah, Dave and I co-existed in a weirdly female-dominated space, and we (as in me and the other women) talked about him and his behavior often. The most common refrains about Dave were "he doesn't mean it like that" and "he's weird but probably harmless." Dave professed to be a feminist and all that shit so we felt obligated to give him the benefit of the doubt. Unfortunately everyone I was friends with back then is still drinking the kool-aid on trannies so I can't reach out and ask if they remember any other weird details about him back then because speaking to a terf like me is haram.

One of the things that still sticks with me even though it's relatively minor is how much Dave lived his life on social media. If you had a somewhat interesting conversation with him in the morning, he would post about it that evening (shit like "I had an intriguing conversation with a friend today, about blah blah blah, and it got me thinking..."), or if you talked about something from your personal life, it would get brought up by him eventually, even if it was minute. I had a real example but it would make it easier to identify who I am, so here's a fake example: if you complained about getting a parking ticket in a place without signs that said no parking, later that night Dave would make a comment about police overreach by saying "and I've heard from friends that the cops are giving tickets to people even in spots where there are no signs saying you can't park there, so you know the issue is out of control!" it just felt very off-putting, especially since it was always his "friend" when in reality it was more like an acquaintance. If it only happened a few times, it wouldn't be notable, but it was frequent. Real Main Character Energy, like the events of everyone else's lives is just fodder for him.

He also made a habit of trying to insert himself into female friendships. I was friends with a woman who Dave also knew, and as she and I would make plans together, Dave would try to find a way to get invited (e.g. "oh you guys are going to [restaurant]? I've always wanted to try it out!"). Sometimes he would go so far as to say "do you mind if I join?" but we were usually pretty good at making excuses for why he couldn't join us.

*Editing to add: as soon as we were no longer in a situation where I was required to be polite to dave, I stopped speaking to him & deleted him from social media. He spent YEARS trying to reach out to me and rekindle the friendship, in very bizarre ways. I finally had to block him on everything so he'd stop trying to have conversations with me on posts from mutual friends or on Twitter (back when I was on Twitter).

He never did overtly creepy things to me (like trying to force a kiss, etc), but he constantly did things that made my skin crawl, and I know I wasn't the only woman who felt that way about him, as much as we consider reassured ourselves and each other that he was "harmless."
 
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Thanks @Real Ariana Grande. What a pain in the arse Dave was to you. I’m assuming the environment was work or similar, like activism, which makes it harder to set boundaries and punish bad behaviour, especially with the feminism angle.

One of the things that still sticks with me even though it's relatively minor is how much Dave lived his life on social media

I look forward to his case arguing that no social media in prison is cruel and unusual punishment.
 
Also, has anyone else noted that Dave has been really obsessed with AI-generated images? He's made Reddit and Facebook posts questioning whether courts can accept photographs as evidence, given that AI-generated images are so realistic (his own lady portraits would disagree) (Reddit Link | Archive) (Facebook Link | Archive). He's also been running AI-generating old memes/images (way to support Shmorky, I guess):
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It's a bit of a tangent, but Shmorky did not create the "This is Fine" meme. The original comic strip was created by K.C. Green (who also created Dickbutt, which I still maintain to be the best meme of all time), who sold the TV rights to the strip to Adult Swim. Adult Swim then commissioned Shmorky to create an animated version which they used as a bumper for a while. Adult Swim also entered into discussions with Shmorky about an original animated series, but Shmorky cut off negotiations because they wouldn't give him "full creative control". It later emerged that this meant that Adult Swim wouldn't let him insert his fetishes into the show. That was the end of Shmorky as a serious artist, which is ironic given the content of the strip itself.

Anyway, the more you know.
 
Do it Dave!
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Edgelord Dave.
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The post was good enough but the encouragement in the comments is even better. Yes, yes, let's have Dave and his "required to report" therapist bring the FBI (ACAB) into Dave's "abuse" case that's really at the center of a massive police conspiracy. This will be the biggest fight for civil rights in history. Drain the Swamp (of Columbia, MO), Biden!
 
One thing the FBI love doing is getting involved in domestic disputes. Especially ones that have been reviewed by local PD, and internal affairs, and ones where the complainant has active harassment charges against him from the supposed perpetrators. This is like watching a toddler arm themselves to go hunting bears in the woods. The most likely and best scenario for Dave is absolutely nothing happens. The worst case scenario is he gets what he wants and the FBI seriously look into this for him.
 
Black lives matter, unless they're in a profession I don't like, in which case it's good to celebrate their deaths.

So does this mean it's okay to celebrate when black criminals die?
Dave's likes criminals - he is one, and also a fervent BLM supporter. So, no, you don't celebrate black criminals dying, you just pretend they don't exist, even if they murder troons.

The one good thing about handmaiden hugboxes over troon hugboxes is they're more likely to suggest real avenues of action someone as deluded as Dave can go down. Troons will talk a big game about things none of them will ever do, but handmaidens will suggest what seem like reasonable ideas that someone like Dave, willing to actually make a fuss offline, can then undertake.

Maybe one of them could get Dave to go protest cop funerals with 'God Hates Cops' signs. After all, everyone loves the Phelps family.
 
I love how obvious Fat Boy makes it that he only preaches leftism because he thinks it makes him more sympathetic. “You hate Trump, right? Well, my dad is like Trump! You hate cops? Me too - and my brother is one! You love trans women? I am one - pls ignore beard.”

It all just screams, “How do you do, fellow leftists?”
 
Mulder and Scully are def gonna drop the rest of their caseload to investigate the First-Degree Ignoring Me crimes that have trammeled Dave's hopes of being a gorgeous rich girl lesbian musician.

Won't come to pass, but an FBI profiler's analysis of Dave would be homuncularity at its finest.
 
Keeping a spreadsheet of your expenses is a well known narcissist behavior though. Dr. Joe Muscato was probably doing it so he'd know how to keep his tax fraud from the IRS.
If I remember correctly, Dave said Dr. Joe was keeping a spreadsheet of Dave's monthly debits (from their joint account), which went into the thousands of dollars. Joe said Dave was wasting his money (depending on how you want to read it, his being Dave or Joe). Remarkable spending power given Dave's story for years that he lived on Patreon donations. And yes, always assume Dr. Joe is the meanest man you know.
Yes, yes, let's have Dave and his "required to report" therapist bring the FBI (ACAB) into Dave's "abuse" case that's really at the center of a massive police conspiracy.
So Dave's thinking about the FBI again? Last time he mentioned the FBI, he was alleging Dr. Joe had child pornography, which led to two horrifying scenarios: (1) Dr. Joe had child pornography, but Dave was willing to overlook it in return for money (which I'm sure law enforcement would love to hear about); (2) Dr. Joe did not have child pornography, but Dave was willing to not make a false claim in return for money (which I'm sure law enforcement would love to hear about).

More financial problems (Link | Archive):

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But at least there's music:

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Finally, thank you @Real Ariana Grande for the insight! And @Spunt, thanks for the correction!
 
If I remember correctly, Dave said Dr. Joe was keeping a spreadsheet of Dave's monthly debits (from their joint account), which went into the thousands of dollars. Joe said Dave was wasting his money (depending on how you want to read it, his being Dave or Joe). Remarkable spending power given Dave's story for years that he lived on Patreon donations. And yes, always assume Dr. Joe is the meanest man you know.

So Dave's thinking about the FBI again? Last time he mentioned the FBI, he was alleging Dr. Joe had child pornography, which led to two horrifying scenarios: (1) Dr. Joe had child pornography, but Dave was willing to overlook it in return for money (which I'm sure law enforcement would love to hear about); (2) Dr. Joe did not have child pornography, but Dave was willing to not make a false claim in return for money (which I'm sure law enforcement would love to hear about).

More financial problems (Link | Archive):

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But at least there's music:

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Finally, thank you @Real Ariana Grande for the insight! And @Spunt, thanks for the correction!

His Zelle's in his deadname? LOL.
 
So Dave's thinking about the FBI again? Last time he mentioned the FBI, he was alleging Dr. Joe had child pornography, which led to two horrifying scenarios: (1) Dr. Joe had child pornography, but Dave was willing to overlook it in return for money (which I'm sure law enforcement would love to hear about); (2) Dr. Joe did not have child pornography, but Dave was willing to not make a false claim in return for money (which I'm sure law enforcement would love to hear about).
That's what's great about all the comments encouraging it. The FBI wouldn't do anything but the handmaidens don't realize how fast they could send a referral down to state prosecutors to at least look into Dave's extortion scheme he publicly posts every detail of. Now that he's fixed his deadname in the record his ongoing legal case will pop right up when they type in his name. Dave has no clue that Dr. Joe Muscato waiving it away as "Dave being Dave" is probably his best defense against facing such charges if somebody in authority actually does become aware of what he's been demanding attention for.
 
I really want to know more about the therapist. The only answer that makes sense is that Dave is making up these exchanges whole cloth to post online. But if the therapist really is suggesting he go to the FBI she either has to be stupider than he is, or like us she wants to see what would happen if he actually went through with it. Anyone who actually cared about Dave (lol) would suggest that he just stop bothering his family and make a life for himself (double lol).
 
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