Nicholas Robert Rekieta / Rekieta "Law" / Actually Criminal / @NickRekieta - Polysubstance enthusiast, "Lawtuber" turned Dabbleverse streamer, swinger, "whitebread ass nigga", snuffs animals for fun, visits 🇯🇲 BBC resorts. Legally a cuckold who lost his license to practice law. Wife's bod worth $50. The normies even know.

[SanicBlackMagic]

Wanted to circle back to this bullshit pic for a second. There are a few things I find quite striking about it, but obviously this is all speculative.

a. The careful placement of the long hair all over this person's arms is very interesting. It would have cost this person nothing to just turn on the fucking lights (there's a lamp right there on the nightstand) or wear a shirt that doesn't obfuscate the length of the hair if the purpose was to prove that long hair = woman. The most logical conclusion is these are man arms and arm hair would give them away as such, but I'm going to theorize that this photo was carefully posed. This is likely an actual woman (their scalp is indicative of it), likely latina or mixed, sitting on the edge of a bed. They held up the paper in front of their face. Before the photo was taken, whoever took the photo brought their hair forward while the woman sat still. I don't think their hand would be buried underneath their hair like that otherwise, it would be rather awkward.

b. This is evidently not this person's actual handwriting. It's very... stylized and meticulous, yet quite clumsy. It looks very much like when you try to write letters differently from usual. My assumption is they attempted to write in a more feminine way, or used typography they don't normally use (like A vs a, or T vs t). They seem to have switched to blue because their pen was running dry. Could the pens have belonged to kids in the house? Hmmm...

c. The message itself is very vague, which lends credence to a woman being asked to pose for this picture. There's no revealing information here. They don't say "kiwifarms", they say kf. "I do not accept your apology" over something more damning about how they're totally a gamer gurl. Whoever held this up has no context clues on what the message on this paper is about, so any explanation could be given, making it easier to convince them to pose for the photo.

d. I wonder why the paper is creased in four and slightly wrinkled. You'd expect for someone to write on a piece of paper in the comfort of their home, and then immediately take the picture, no? Makes me believe the paper was written ahead of time, maybe even carried around in a pocket/backpack, before the picture was finally taken. I'm going to assume they took the blank paper from work and took it home for this purpose.

A couple other thoughts:

I dont know if I'm willing to concede the subject is female because that hairline is pretty funky for a woman, but the hands do appear relatively feminine. The position of the hair over the hands is a bit of a headscratcher - I'd agree that it appears to have been pulled over the hands by the photographer, but why? Most trannies grow out their hair, hell, straight guys in metal bands grow out their hair. It proves nothing in abenstia of other identifiable characteristics.

The note appears to have been written with highlighters - the colors used are common in larger highlighter multipacks. The first word is a pretty bold green, which progressively gets less bold and runs dry by the seventh word. This is pretty typical for old highlighters which have been exposed to air for some time OR someone took so long to write each letter that it caused the highlighter to dry up before they finished the note. Why write the note in highlighter in the first place? Surely if you have highlighters you have a permanent marker kicking about...

Totally agree with points C and D. I think he wrote this message ahead of time, likely in private, then found a woman to pose for the photo, or have someone take a photo of him holding it up. The note reeks of premeditation - its far from spontaneous.

It appears the subject is sitting on a bed, you can see a lamp, a nightstand, what appears to be an alarm clock, and a headboard. If this is the case, the photo was likely taken at his house or a friends house - I doubt a low effort catfish driving a 20 year old lincoln would've paid for a sleazy hotel for this photoshoot. Does the photo have any meta data attached to it like the original e-thot-on-a-monitor photo? Some GPS coordinates if were lucky?

 

[AnOminous]

If Buffalo Dan was going to rope a woman into holding that sign, he’d have gotten one who actually looks like a woman even without a face reveal. I’m pretty sure the person holding it is Dan the Man himself.

He just doesn't strike me as someone terribly likely to have friends. Friends don't let friends do what Desperate Dan did.

 

[John Andrews Stan]

the hands do appear relatively feminine

Thanks for saying this right up front and saving me having to read another word.

 

[Himedall All-seeing Waifu]

A joke for Nick:

 

[AltisticRight]

With that, here are some sweet plates for balldo's consideration.
AMANDUH (props to someone in this thread)
OURFISH
WSKYLIK
DIKLICK
DVORSED
DUMBASS
CATFSHD
2DRUNK
RUDOLPH
REDNOSE
WATLIVR
DEDBY50

BA11D0
LOTY

 

[Oxyjen]

I remember when Nick could clear five FIGURES, not just 5K, in a single night.

Easily.

You might be right, with how far he's fallen, but Jesus Christ... how worthless is his dignity now if he's gonna keep MANdy around as a reminder to everybody what an idiot he is just because he's paid him under 5K in superchats this whole time?

What I was getting at is that it’s a substantial amount for MANdy. Like more than what his car is worth.
Enough that he’d be pissed off if Nick just bans him. Nick doesn’t want to piss this guy off and have him turn on him.

 

[DumbDude43]

Nick doesn’t want to piss this guy off and have him turn on him.

on the one hand, he knows that "mandy" has played him for a fool in a very nasty and humiliating way, and keeping him around is very bad for his (already tarnished) reputation. it probably also isn't easy on his ego to know that he's been fooled and can't retaliate.
but on the other hand, turning on "mandy" could create an enemy for life. the guy is so messed up in the head, he might become an obsessed and malicious stalker, he might fuck with rekeita for years to come. that's not something you want in your life. and if "mandy" really has compromising material on nick like people here have been speculating (dick pics or thirsty DMs) then that would make this prospect even scarier.
really ugly situation overall, a dilemma with no obvious right answer.

 

[Captain Manning]

Rekieta implied as much. Said that if she showed up at Anime Matsuri, Kayla would be the one to meet her and make a big fuss over her. I read his comments there as a definite suggesting there that Kayla might be up for a threesome if the three of them got together and the chemistry was right for all three.

So did I, to a point, but the issue is the more blatant evidence he wanted to engage in a threesome comes from Faran, I don't know if Faran is relating the story accurately or not.

And if she is, I certainly don't take Rekieta's word at face value.

Remember, she wasn't sharing Rekieta's messages. She was recalling to a third party what Rekiata allegedly told her.

Again, I personally suspect Nick wanted a threesome between him, his wife, and MANdy, but I freely admit I might not be able to ever prove it.

I feel like Vic did get what he wanted at least though: his professional reputation was saved and he is able to make money at conventions again.

Are you serious?

Vic's professional and mainstream reputation is in tatters, and the only conventions he's invited to are Anime Matsuri (itself having a shit reputation) and smaller conventions.

Vic was likely never going to get his career in the anime industry back, due to industry politics, but that was never the point. A victory in court would have allowed him to hold his head high after being vindicated by an impartial judicial body. He was robbed of a chance at that due to the incompetence of a fat fart-huffing windbag.

Fuck Ty Beard.

Also, fuck Nick Rekieta. Albeit for different reasons.

 

[Niggernerd]

Nick hasn't come to the conclusion "you know Null tells me to stop being a drunk retard and Molesterson keeps phrat boying me to chug. I don't think dick is a good friend" It's time he stops acting like he's smart because he clearly isnt.

 

[AnOminous]

Enough that he’d be pissed off if Nick just bans him. Nick doesn’t want to piss this guy off and have him turn on him.

Imagine keeping a guy around who catfished you for months or even years and jerked off to duping you and wrecking your marriage because you're too much of a pussy to admit you fucked up plus he has your n00ds.

really ugly situation overall, a dilemma with no obvious right answer.

My only dilemma here is whether to laugh or laugh REAL hard.

 

[Captain Manning]

What I was getting at is that it’s a substantial amount for MANdy. Like more than what his car is worth.
Enough that he’d be pissed off if Nick just bans him. Nick doesn’t want to piss this guy off and have him turn on him.

if "mandy" really has compromising material on nick like people here have been speculating (dick pics or thirsty DMs) then that would make this prospect even scarier.

I'm not gonna pretend to have the exact answer here, because I've never been in such a situation (I never gotten catfished like Rekieta's dumb ass), but I don't think being under the eternal threat of blackmail is a good solution to his predicament. Assuming that's really his concern.

Blackmail is illegal. MANdy is also taking a gigantic legal risk if they decided to go that route. And if we know who they are, authorities could know who they are.

Imagine keeping a guy around who catfished you for months or even years and jerked off to duping you and wrecking your marriage because you're too much of a pussy to admit you fucked up plus he has your n00ds.

Exactly. This seems like the type of thing where you just bite the bullet, and if it gets ugly... like illegally ugly... you involve the authorities.

 

[UCantCCPMe]

Fun fact, the Gaelic words for whiskey is "uisge beatha", which translates roughly to "water of life" in English. Just like Ralph, Rackets has been abusing this alcoholic nectar of the gods and just like Ralph, he's reaping the rewards of infusing such delicious power into his being. It's far too much for most mortals to enjoy irresponsibly. After all, whiskey was invented to keep the Irish from taking over the world, so those two sloppy mutt breed men never stood a chance.

 

[AnOminous]

Blackmail is illegal. MANdy is also taking a gigantic legal risk if they decided to go that route. And if we know who they are, authorities could know who they are.

It's not blackmail if he doesn't make any threats. It might be revenge porn.

 

[Mouse Cop]

a dilemma with no obvious right answer

He really should never have allowed himself to get into this position in the first place. He's old enough to know better. It's the fact that he brought this on himself that makes it funny and not sad.

 

[Captain Manning]

It's not blackmail if he doesn't make any threats. It might be revenge porn.

That's illegal in some jurisdictions too.

As Ethan Ralph well knows.

At the end of the day, we don't know what MANdy has on Nick, or even if they're resort to releasing it (under threat, or otherwise)

Honestly, I'll go out on a limb here and say that if Mandy has a pic of Rekieta's pee pee, for example, that being released for the Internet might be less embarrassing overall than keeping Mandy around and publicly pretending they are a girl from now to the heart death of the universe.

What I'm saying here is I think saying that he somehow HAS to keep MANdy around is a cop out. If he keeps MANdy around, it's more likely he just doesn't want to admit he's wrong and stupid (and that the stupid incel prude KiwiFarms is right).

 

[Swole McPole]

If Buffalo Dan was going to rope a woman into holding that sign, he’d have gotten one who actually looks like a woman even without a face reveal. I’m pretty sure the person holding it is Dan the Man himself.

I agree. One thing I've learned about troons from reading their internet posts on the farms is how many of these hairy-arsed bricklayer/trench digger types manage to convince themselves that they pass as a 'true and honest woman'.

This delusionarly belief is clearly another symptom of their mental illness at work. I'm always staggered whenever I see one of them bitching on Reddit about how they look like THIS and so are obviously a true and honest wamman, and yet the burger flipper at the Golden Arches had the temerity to call them 'sir' yet again!

 

[Friend of Dorothy Parker]

Am I really the only one seeing it?

 

[Sam Losco]

I checked up on Mandy's LOCALS account for Nick.

LOCALS assigns a location to you based on your payment information, so unless the LARP went so far as to have a payment method with faked credentials, MAN-dy is indeed located in Arlington Texas.

That's, uh, an interesting screenshot you got there.

 

[TherapyMan]

A victory in court would have allowed him to hold his head high after being vindicated by an impartial judicial body.

At the very least, even if Vic may not have won all or any of his claims, he could have at least said he had his day in court. Ty's continuous, unrelenting fuck ups ensured that Vic never had a real opportunity to develop and present his case.

 

[Lemondale]

When will nick use the remote?