Orbiter 🇬🇧 Johnathan Isaac Harrison (and his family) / Cog City / "Jobless Johnny" / Cognitive Thought - Unemployable British cuckold, doxed himself on UberEats, alleged paedophile who now admits to having sex with a 17-year-old when he was 21, seethes on X all day about Ethan Ralph, married to a Punjabi Porkchop. Now the Bri'ish Jerry Springer show.

[Big Mommy]

28:10, specifically.

He's a bit angry and bitter, I have no idea why. I feel like I waved hello to a neighbor I don't see often, someone you think is pretty normal even if you're not best friends, and he yelled back obscenities and directed insults that show he was just waiting for a chance to explode.

Personal apology to Cog - I'm sorry I have a channel of Josh AI music that was created to post stupid stuff to the Internet for the specific purposes of having fun. I don't know why this angers you so much but it probably shouldn't. Is he always like this now? Is there a specific reason he hates Josh and the Kiwi Farms or is he just angry at everyone?

 

[Geekthulhu]

Is he always like this now?

He has ALWAYS been like this. Known this idiot since 2016.

 

[PauperVita]

He's a bit angry and bitter, I have no idea why. I feel like I waved hello to a neighbor I don't see often, someone you think is pretty normal even if you're not best friends, and he yelled back obscenities and directed insults that show he was just waiting for a chance to explode.

Personal apology to Cog - I'm sorry I have a channel of Josh AI music that was created to post stupid stuff to the Internet for the specific purposes of having fun. I don't know why this angers you so much but it probably shouldn't. Is he always like this now? Is there a specific reason he hates Josh and the Kiwi Farms or is he just angry at everyone?

Specifically regarding Josh and KiwiFarms, he started going on deranged seething rants when Ralph left AF and Josh went on stream with him. Since then he has seethed about Josh and this site with some regularity.

 

[Sammich]

Thieves, Drama Queen and then Thieves again.

That was an interesting bit there. Drama Queen sort of dropped off the face of the earth after that, I remember how creepy it was cog facetimed with her kids.

 

[Geekthulhu]

That was an interesting bit there. Drama Queen sort of dropped off the face of the earth after that, I remember how creepy it was cog facetimed with her kids.

Wasn't it super quick too? Like literally a week and some strange dude on the net wants to Facetime your children and already calling himself their dad lol. He really didn't like being called a cuck after we all found out she was still married and lying to Cog.

 

[Sammich]

Wasn't it super quick too? Like literally a week and some strange dude on the net wants to Facetime your children and already calling himself their dad lol. He really didn't like being called a cuck after we all found out she was still married and lying to Cog.

yeah, it was pretty wild how quickly that all happened. Drama queen was involved with Negz too, sort of shocked how easily she slipped away.

 

[Elmo]

Specifically regarding Josh and KiwiFarms, he started going on deranged seething rants when Ralph left AF and Josh went on stream with him. Since then he has seethed about Josh and this site with some regularity.

To add to this, Cog was/is still under the belief that Josh was planning to get rid of this board and the AF board (which Josh has addressed), instead of understanding that content is just restructured to reduce redundancy. He tells people almost every other day that he doesn't read this website though and I'm inclined to believe that but he prides himself so much on his "honesty and integrity," guys.

 

[John Andrews Stan]

Like literally a week and some strange dude on the net wants to Facetime your children and already calling himself their dad lol.

WTAF?! Someone please fill me in on this shit, I missed it when skimming through the thread. This guy gives off nonstop child molester vibes and there’s no way I’d let him talk to my kids even supervised via internet. Though it might scare them into brushing their teeth more diligently.

 

[PauperVita]

WTAF?! Someone please fill me in on this shit, I missed it when skimming through the thread. This guy gives off nonstop child molester vibes and there’s no way I’d let him talk to my kids even supervised via internet. Though it might scare them into brushing their teeth more diligently.

Cog dumped his girlfriend for this nasty chick
named drama queen he started e-dating (funny since he likes to make fun of Andy Warski for having an e-girlfriend). After like a week he made plans to move to the States and marry her and be a step cog to her children whom he started facetiming a week into their online relationship. He went all the way to the States only to find out she was married. He begged his ex girlfriend to take him back which she did but she started fucking some other guy at work. Cog illegally accessed her phone finding their sexts on Christmas, and started calling her place of work to get her fired and sent the guy’s dick pics to his wife “and kids”.

Also Cog’s own brother has accused him of being a pedophile

 

[Geekthulhu]

Cog dumped his girlfriend for this nasty chick
named drama queen he started e-dating (funny since he likes to make fun of Andy Warski for having an e-girlfriend). After like a week he made plans to move to the States and marry her and be a step cog to her children whom he started facetiming a week into their online relationship. He went all the way to the States only to find out she was married. He begged his ex girlfriend to take him back which she did but she started fucking some other guy at work. Cog illegally accessed her phone finding their sexts on Christmas, and started calling her place of work to get her fired and sent the guy’s dick pics to his wife “and kids”.

Also Cog’s own brother has accused him of being a pedophile

Correction on that. He never went to the states for her. Someone that knew her ratted her out. I believe he was about to make a trip there in the near future, but he never actually made it.

I don't blame Thieves for keeping her options open. This nigga dumped her for a country bumpkin bitch with no teeth. Literal dentures. Too much Mtn Dew and sassback to her hubby maybe? Then after that shit blew up. He ran back to Thieves. Bitch probably didn't trust he didn't have another bitch on the side. From what I understand that has been a massive problem for his women. He used his Discord as a dating pool.

I knew his first E Chick Olenska. She was from STL and I was born there, so we talked about it a lot. She also had a daughter that Cog was trying to Insta-Dad with as well. She left his ass because she caught him talking to bitches behind her back. Also she had major doubts after he came to STL to visit. She was a lil creeped out by him and ended up paying for a hotel room for him to stay in along with everything else for his 3 days. Instead of staying at her place with her daughter. Olenska would complain all Cog would talk about is e drama and what projects he would be working on. He didn't have "normal" relationship convos with her. His plan was to move to Missouri, marry Olenska, take care of the daughter while Olenska worked (she is a nurse) and when he was able get on assistance and just stream and collect off the government. He legit wanted to migrate to this country just to live off our tax dollars like a stereotypical nigger.

 

[PauperVita]

Holy shit that’s so funny. I wonder if anyone still has the DMs between cognificent and drama queen. Cog lore is so wild it is amazing how he skated by without getting the kind of attention he is starting to receive.

 

[Geekthulhu]

Holy shit that’s so funny. I wonder if anyone still has the DMs between cognificent and drama queen. Cog lore is so wild it is amazing how he skated by without getting the kind of attention he is starting to receive.

I just also remembered another thing from the Olenska era. There was a group from the UK that he was friendly with and they ended up having a party on night. It was at Irate Bear's home. Miss Misa was there, with CharmingMan and Sinatra. Well the story goes that Miss Misa got really drunk and took her bra off because it was uncomfortable as she had HUUUUUUUUUUGE quadroon knockers. Well at the end of the party she sneaks off to the restroom in order to put her bra back on. Cog activates his be Solid_Snake.exe to sneak off to the bathroom as well. He come in and "tries to help Misa with putting her bra back on". The fucked up part of this story is two fold. #1 he was with Olenska and talking about marriage and taking care of her kid while collecting welfare and #2 Misa and Sinatra were sort of a couple. Irate Bear's wife caught Cog trying to feel her up in the bathroom and alerted Sinatra and Sinatra got him out of there.

IMAGINE, just IMAGINE being a two time dirt bag. Where you are trying to cheat on your woman AND trying to fuck your friend's girlfriend in the same night IMAGINE!!!!

This all came out on a stream that Irate Bear did and his wife accidentally let that info slip and Olenska was in the chat. Cog's defense was he was trying to help a friend put on a bra. Like seriously. Why is this such a big deal?

I can't believe I forgot that one when talking about Olenska. I remember her trashing Cog in my DMs. That is when I learned about how shit of a bf he was and how self absorbed he was in their relationship.

 

[AltisticRight]

I'm no clinical psychologist, but I've been reading through this gentleman's thread and am forced to ask - is there a professional term for the condition he's clearly suffering from? This pathological hunger for drawing in even the smallest crumbs of attention, be it positive or negative?

I am a clinical psychologist.

I diagnose Jobless Johnny with a condition called Faggotry.

 

[Bryan Dunn]

Disgusting sexual fetishes is all you can think of 24/7, isn't it? Degenerate faggot.

Calm down faggot look in a mirror.

To add to this, Cog was/is still under the belief that Josh was planning to get rid of this board and the AF board (which Josh has addressed), instead of understanding that content is just restructured to reduce redundancy. He tells people almost every other day that he doesn't read this website though and I'm inclined to believe that but he prides himself so much on his "honesty and integrity," guys.

Cogs account is definitely @Jim jones lives clearly KF has lost its touch on spotting socks sincs this site has dead as fuck nowadays and flooded with newfags

 

[Tablet County]

I saw that Outlines Man was posting in this thread and I came as quickly as I could. I also clicked on the thread.

 

[Fornicario]

Calm down faggot look in a mirror.


Cogs account is definitely @Jim jones lives clearly KF has lost its touch on spotting socks sincs this site has dead as fuck nowadays and flooded with newfags

Yes, and they should read your thread right away. You're quite unique here.
An amusing primer on The Exceptionally Deranged
I have so many questions I'd like to ask, but my interviewing style has been lauded as "A mental root canal", "Brings back memories of the Gestapo", and my personal favorite "All the warmth of a Siberian gulag". So I'll just ask this one: Have you thought about telling your wife you collect outlines? You might be surprised at her response.

 

[AltisticRight]

Calm down faggot look in a mirror.


Cogs account is definitely @Jim jones lives clearly KF has lost its touch on spotting socks sincs this site has dead as fuck nowadays and flooded with newfags

And Coach Red Pill is definitely @Juan But Not Forgotten, right Bryan?

KF is simultaneously dead as fuck and flooded with new users. I guess you can have your tranny cocks sucked and dry at the same time too.

Right, so clearly that user is a Cog sock, because he made fun of you. Nobody else has ever made fun of you, never ever.

 

[PauperVita]

And Coach Red Pill is definitely @Juan But Not Forgotten, right Bryan?

KF is simultaneously dead as fuck and flooded with new users. I guess you can have your tranny cocks sucked and dry at the same time too.

Right, so clearly that user is a Cog sock, because he made fun of you. Nobody else has ever made fun of you, never ever.

It doesn’t matter to me one way or the other. But that account is definitely Cog which is amusing since he spends so much time crying about kiwifarms.

 

[John Andrews Stan]

She also had a daughter that Cog was trying to Insta-Dad with as well…His plan was to move to Missouri, marry Olenska, take care of the daughter while Olenska worked

Cog is 100% an aspiring kid fucker if he’s thirsting this hard after literal children. Any woman who’d even consider dating this toothless hobo should lose custody of her kids, no hearing necessary. Cog makes Ralph look hygienic and well groomed.

 

[Bryan Dunn]

And Coach Red Pill is definitely @Juan But Not Forgotten, right Bryan?

KF is simultaneously dead as fuck and flooded with new users. I guess you can have your tranny cocks sucked and dry at the same time too.

Right, so clearly that user is a Cog sock, because he made fun of you. Nobody else has ever made fun of you, never ever.

Hey faggot retard swatter. Why dont you just check the account you stupid gay ops f slur and cry to Teaclips some more on Twitter or Poast whichever dumbass site you use.

How is it that you faggots let your site die this much and cant even see the simplest socks anymore? The simplest person using the farms for ops? What are rules exactly you Janny? You guys havent followed them and ruined this site for years. Its just funny to me that you idiots cannot even spot a sock anymore because of how dead this place is nowadays. You all just let socks be and let 1 person probably talk on 7 or 8 accounts to make it look like its a busy site lol. Idk and idc.

Either way that account is Cog and you are a dumbass as usual whos been seething about me mocking you for being some retard. Cope and sneed there buddy. Do your job janny. Do it for free.