Nicholas Robert Rekieta / Rekieta "Law" / Actually Criminal / @NickRekieta - Polysubstance enthusiast, "Lawtuber" turned Dabbleverse streamer, swinger, "whitebread ass nigga", snuffs animals for fun, visits 🇯🇲 BBC resorts. Legally a cuckold who lost his license to practice law. Wife's bod worth $50. The normies even know.

[Kandinsky]

That comment comes later. I'll

Does CGoody’s comment say “I never met Mandy either…” or “Nick never met Mandy either…” ?

 

[Harm]

It's really not out of the question that someone like Buffalo Dan might stalk Nick. He's already confirmed another insane stalker who's been following him for years (Nemmers). While that other individual wasn't using a catfish, that other person is clearly mentally deficient and probably couldn't conceive of such a ruse. Dandy Mandy on the other hand, if they've already been at it with the skinwalking then stalking an e-celeb is already on the menu. Nick openly encourages the parasociality that feeds the damaged psyches of these stalkers too.

It makes all too much sense in retrospect. Also, fuck that piece of shit Internet lawyer "friend" of Rekieta who's attacking the ones here exposing this bullshit. That's the kind of enabling asshole that's going to destroy Rekieta. Will one of these faggots just nut the fuck up and tell Rekieta to knock this self-inflicted life ruination off? What a bunch of bitch made pussies.

 

[Evilronald]

Local internet jew accidently throws chum into the water next his internet fwend with a boomer tech moment, doesn't know how to proceed in the proper Jewish manner now that the sharks are interested.

“Oy vey, the goyim is being attacked by his audience and I’m benefitting how terrible.”

 

[Red Frida]

Okay, so I am correct in the general aspect, but this was more of a parasocial-extended thing? Still, that very much calls Nick's tech-awareness or general life experience into question. From the few clips that we have of Mandy talking, it's super obvious that it is either a bad impression or a very low quality AI pitcher or both. And from that I can assume that Nick never talked to Mandy over an audiocall, because I refuse to believe that a man without shellshock level brain damage would mistake that for a female voice.

So we are still left with the premise of a "boyfreind free girl" that is just so kinky and whateverthefuck arriving into a mostly male Internet space and posting lewd photos of herself. Not a problem in the objective sense if you have many fans and the rules of the group allow that, but if you want to personally engage with her, my question still applies. Correct if I am wrong, but the photos were kind of reverse-searchable, weren't they? I am just seeing so many different ways in which Mandy's cover could have been blown, but looking at the state of things Nicky's dick apperently glows brighter than his nose.

The answer is that Nick is seemingly a giant retard. He is wet brained levels of drunk, apparently doesn't practice law, and doesn't make good decisions, one example being his prior association with Ty Beard, whose performance as a lawyer is questionable (receipts here https://www.techdirt.com/2022/08/29...sal-of-voice-actors-bogus-defamation-lawsuit/). So in other words Nick is one of several thousand morons who have law degrees in the USA. A number of them could probably get catfished like he did.

 

[Captain Manning]

I don’t think that Joe is doing any noseguarding.

Joe is absolutely engaged in noseguarding. He was engaged in noseguarding when he took MANdy's phonecall to try and own the Farms on Rekieta's behalf.

Which, of course, ended up blowing up in his face.

The only reason why I feel a little sorry for Joe is because he made an honest boomer mistake in showing the phone number, that had massive unintended consequences, and he's almost certainly catching a disproportionate amount of shit from Rekieta (and maybe the rest of the Balldo Brigade) because of that. I feel sorry for Joe in the same way I felt sorry for Sean when he was getting that gay tongue lashing from Rekieta (though in Sean's case, Sean did absolutely nothing wrong).

My perception of this is colored by the fact I know the Rekieta cult tries really hard to pressure you to defend him at all costs and criticism of him isn't countenanced.

I also know his ultimate salvation lies in getting the fuck out, but that's on Joe to decide to do that.

At the end of the day, the dumbest person in this whole situation is Rekieta. Nothing can ever be his fault though, and he demands everybody to toe the line. Which is more or less what Joe is trying to do here.

Is earning 5000$ from a tranny LARPing based or not?!

It sounds more like homosexuality.

I’m sure he does feel some guilt, but IMO the way to handle that would be to fess up, admit you fucked up, apologise to Nick / MANdy for adding to the drama and then shut up about it. Chastising everyone else for looking into it or commenting is being hypocritical and self-righteous when he doesn’t have that right.

Well, TBF, he did the first parts...

He catastrophically failed on the last one though. You're right that he should just have shut the fuck up. That 10 minute lecture he gave was fucking stupid.

 

[Paul Revere Pantry Raider]

It's clear there has been a long running attention seeking catfish going on here.
When mandy started using that pic in the quote it seemed pretty clear that it was a trans person. The nose and brow ridge are very male.
What are the odds that a person who projects a semi goth/glam metal persona,hovers in right leaning creator circles,shares a name with a popular figure who nick also indirectly knows?

Pretty sure that's Brandon Flowers, of The Killers, circa 2004.

Let's Go Brandon (2004)

E: Looks like his Mascara was more of a 2005 thing. Close enough.

 

[Strix454]

Has Nick ever explained the part that engaging with other women’s thirst traps plays in his “monogamous” marriage?

Ironically yes. At some point last year, Nick explained how Jesus in the Sermon the Mount was actually encouraging married people to flirt with others outside their marriage. That the behavior was completely acceptable in christianity.

I suspect for Nick "monogomy" only covers vag petentration by an unwrapped biological man's human penis of a biological woman's vagina. Gay sex is specifically not sex. Toys don't count either.

 

[cia-log]

Can't wait to watch Keffals tearfully lament Kiwifarms' latest victim on stream (donations open)

 

[Poop Shoot]

Branca seems to actually run some defense. Him calling us Grindr was basically the weakest attempt at shit talk I’ve seen in years. He’s made of an ass of himself with Nick before and we’ve talked shit about him and he knows the website.

Branca’s a thin-skinned little bitch that deserve to be shit-talked. He's just another fake red pilled idiot, talking out of one side of his mouth about how retarded women are and ironically basing his entire self worth on having a woman.

 

[LanternsNSongs]

People around Nick are so weird. MANdy skinwalked as a real person for 18 years, TiC for no apparent reason wants to absolutely ruin Nick's life, there is that sovcit guy, his wife is on way too many drugs, extremely high priced arts etc.

It feels like this thread can turn into a horrorcow story at the drop of a hat. These people are all fucked in the head.

 

[prolapsed_cranium]

I am Russian, so in my free time from committing war crimes

I'd rather you spend your waking hours on how to finish flattening Kiev, than post about Dan and Nick.

 

[Mouse Cop]

Where's Balldo?

 

[Captain Manning]

Can't wait to watch Keffals tearfully lament Kiwifarms' latest victim on stream (donations open)

Only if MANdy blows their head off. That would fit the "accepted narrative" that KF kills troons.

With respect to Rekieta, Keffels is probably laughing their ass off like we are.

 

[cia-log]

With respect to Rekieta, Keffels is probably laughing their ass off like we are.

Well that's exactly what I'm accusing him of, lying about his feelings on camera.

 

[Bob's Fuckass Head]

Flower or something. Iirc it was the 2nd tattoo she got after the forearm one. She’s had it since early to mid-2020.

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In hindsight, it was creepy how right from the beginning when talking in chat, Dandy seemed overly familiar with Nick, like calling him his full first, middle, & last name & seemed to know things like his exact location when at the time, that info wasn’t even here on Kiwi Farms. Dandy also knew Nick facts like he had been a long time viewer yet was supposedly only a random drop-in casual.

What the fuck is she doing with her toes!?

It's like I'm looking at some chicken-footed cryptid or something.

 

[HodgePodgeRogerDodger]

Branca’s a thin-skinned little bitch that deserve to be shit-talked. He's just another fake red pilled idiot, talking out of one side of his mouth about how retarded women are and ironically basing his entire self worth on having a woman.

In Branca’s defense, I think he legitimately hates women due to his divorce. Some women just ignore any attempts at fostering goodwill/ resolving their personal during the process and basically treat it as a deathmatch.

I forget if he got divorced raped or not, but Branca legit seethes about that when drunk. I think @AnOminous , @waffle , or @Swole McPole followed him making an ass of himself the most. He’s incredibly thinnskinned on Xitter.

 

[Poop Shoot]

Lots of people have shitty divorces. He would tell a woman who had a bad divorce to get over it, she should have picked better - he gets the same treatment.

I hope his ex is living it up.

 

[Ice Gun Ninja]

What post should I read to catch up on the Mandy stuff?

Watch the next MatI.

5 minutes into his stream and he is already getting hit with MANdy chats. Our boy looking nervous. Those Trump bucks got him sober!

37MB for 35 second video. You should be ashamed of yourself, stalker child.

Here is a guide to archiving correctly:

https://kiwifarms.st/threads/archival-tools.6561/page-17#post-10601448

 

[make_it_so]

Super low on Rumble and YT had no trouble beating it at $111. Muted guy was spamming yt links. 15 for mandy and 4 for kiwi. Skipped rant chart as it doesn't matter with just 2. The hook up is probably people catching late and being confused why he wasn't on.

We are at cope levels that scare me.

$7 for the entire Rumble stream?

I don't see him getting that contract renewed if those are the kind of numbers he's pulling. Put a fork in him, he's done.

 

[Calandrino]

If he went ahead and fucked the shit out of him anyway, he would prove he's a man of his word and regain my respect.