Nicholas Robert Rekieta / Rekieta "Law" / Actually Criminal / @NickRekieta - Polysubstance enthusiast, "Lawtuber" turned Dabbleverse streamer, swinger, "whitebread ass nigga", snuffs animals for fun, visits 🇯🇲 BBC resorts. Legally a cuckold who lost his license to practice law. Wife's bod worth $50. The normies even know.

[Hal]

Gator sweeps for Rekieta with the most bullshit take ever



"Nick can take a joke"

 

[DaleMcGuy]

$7 for the entire Rumble stream?

I don't see him getting that contract renewed if those are the kind of numbers he's pulling. Put a fork in him, he's done.

Waiting until AFTER the last moment to start doing what Rumble contracted him for is divine.

If these Daemonology texts are correct, expect his visit to Rumble HQ to be similar luls to Ralph at Blaze. Starting to believe the Sonichu Daemon is a force of blind justice.

 

[Catgirl Tyranid]

Gator sweeps for Rekieta with the most bullshit take ever

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"Nick can take a joke"

Gator is such a fucking retard. He learned absolutely nothing from his time with Ralph, did he?

 

[Harm]

"Nick can take a joke"

Sure, just ask Potentially Criminal how well Nick can take a joke about texting in the shower.

 

[not william stenchever]

Gator is such a fucking retard. He learned absolutely nothing from his time with Ralph, did he?

That gaydur stuck with ralph for so long should be evidence enough of his retardation.

 

[Captain Manning]

$7 for the entire Rumble stream?

I don't see him getting that contract renewed if those are the kind of numbers he's pulling. Put a fork in him, he's done.

Again, Rumble is so fucking weird I don't want to put money on him not. They gave fucking Mersh a contract, FFS. I feel like if people keep predicting he's not getting one, he'll get one (even some bullshit bare bones one), and he'll crow the Farms is wrong. Anything to wash the foul taste out of his mouth over how right the Farms was about MANdy.

I feel more confident saying it's unlikely he's getting the terms he wants though. The terms he wants seems to be not having to do anything on Youtube, and they pay him a fixed sum of money no matter how shitty his shows are, how low his view counts are, and how few Superchats he gets.

The terms a narcissist would demand.

 

[Evilronald]

People around Nick are so weird. MANdy skinwalked as a real person for 18 years, TiC for no apparent reason wants to absolutely ruin Nick's life, there is that sovcit guy, his wife is on way too many drugs, extremely high priced arts etc.

It feels like this thread can turn into a horrorcow story at the drop of a hat. These people are all fucked in the head.

100%. At the rate Nick is going, one of his kids might end up trooning out because of their daddy issues. Alcoholic dads are no joke, and have been known to cause generational trauma. I’m sure Nick’s wife being mad at him for wanting to fuck other women and making her feel insecure about her marriage and how she looks doesn’t help either.

 

[Neetorino]

Of course this dumb motherfucker doxed his location using his fake name.

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Has this particular photo that MAN-Dan uses ever been identified? I always just assumed, since I couldn't find it through any image reverse searches, that it was actually the face of the person behind it all. It certainly looks troonish so I can believe this is the True and Honest face of Danny boy.

 

[Pomniman]

Gator is such a fucking retard. He learned absolutely nothing from his time with Ralph, did he?

You can't teach an eldestfag to turn new tricks.

 

[John Andrews Stan]

In Branca’s defense, I think he legitimately hates women due to his divorce.

He gives off lifelong dickhead vibes tbh.

I forget if he got divorced raped or not, but Branca legit seethes about that when drunk.

No wonder he and Drexel hit it off. Kindred spirits who are legit misogynists because their pickers are broken.

 

[HodgePodgeRogerDodger]

He gives off lifelong dickhead vibes tbh.


No wonder he and Drexel hit it off. Kindred spirits who are legit misogynists because their pickers are broken.

I’m still unsure if it’s because he grew up in 70’s-80’s New York or most of his adult life was trying to avoid his bitch ex-wife. He seethed about how he wanted his kids and basically worked like a dog.

He gives off massive Fredo vibes despite actually being a success in law. He’s an authority on self-defense.

 

[DumbDude43]

My question is, is what I just described like a hardcore Eastern Europe only thing? Do americans have bulletproof AI skynet anti-catfish tools built into their social networks? If not, how much fucking braincells do you need to lack if you see a"girl" (in nickname only) come into an over 50% male space, start acting OwO all over the place and not just automatically assume, "Yeah, this is surely a dude".

there's a significant amount of real girls who do the whole
>come into an over 50% male space
>start acting OwO all over the place
thing as well
some of them are whores trying to shill for their onlyfans/twitch content, others just do it for the attention and exposure.
in rekietas case, he has several real women orbiting around his content, some of them try to start their own streaming "career" around that shit. influencers doing influencer things i guess.

my point is that in his position it is not impossible for a weird slut woman to show up out of nowhere and beg for his attention, for whatever reason.

 

[Justa Grata Honoria]

Gator is such a fucking retard. He learned absolutely nothing from his time with Ralph, did he?

I think Gator is like those abused women who leave one abusive relationship to jump right into another abusive relationship and never look at themselves why they end up there in the first place.

 

[TheCaspainKing]

He gives off lifelong dickhead vibes tbh.

Yes He does. It's like next level dickhead with him sober and explodes into insanity once a drop of booze comes into play.

 

[Kosher Dill]

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Found him:

In blackface, obviously.

 

[DYLAN ‘DIELAWN’ VOLK]

Our wife deserved to be cucked by a man with dirty metalhead hair based on whatever she is doing with her feet here alone.

This has to be some kind of weird footfag bait. Imagine inviting perverts to jerk it to your feet so that your husband doesn't think you're an uncool prude with a busted body. Getting plastic surgery, going to the gym, letting him post semi nudes of you on whatever locals is. And he still makes you look like a cuck by playing digital grabass with a greasy tranny while talking about how you destroyed your body by giving him five children. I get that he's rich but at this point most people would just get a job, or at least open an onlyfans for his orbiters to shame him and get some shock value money.

The chad Anisa vs the virgin Kayla.

 

[3MMA]

Where's Balldo?View attachment 5609262

Where’s MANdy?

 

[Strix454]

They gave fucking Mersh a contract, FFS

The funny thing is that the rumble stats for revenge of the cis (Mersh) streams these days don't look at all that worse than Nick's current stats on rumble. Looking at the numbers, I think that rumble's reported numbers don't reflect reality but at the same time they are starting to suggest that Nick isn't drawing a bigger audience than a has-been like Mersh.

 

[RotPockets]

Loocalizer Hags continue to cunt out.

 

[John Andrews Stan]

I’m still unsure if it’s because he grew up in 70’s-80’s New York or most of his adult life was trying to avoid his bitch ex-wife.

I know lots of guys who grew up in NY in that era and most of them aren’t Branca-level assholes.

He seethed about how he wanted his kids and basically worked like a dog.

Any man who wants credit for working hard is beneath contempt. That’s table stakes for life as a man.

He gives off massive Fredo vibes despite actually being a success in law. He’s an authority on self-defense.

“Authority” is relative. I was chatting to someone whose audience overlaps a tad with Branca and Nick, who have both tried to get on his show. This guy has zero interest in being associated with Branca and regrets that they are on the same side of any issue. His internet tough guy act only works on rubes and utterly repels everyone else.