Careercow Jack Russell Scalfani / Cooking With Jack / Jack on the Go Show / jakatak - YouTube "Celebrity" "Chef", Living Encyclopedia of Gluttony-Induced Maladies, Salmonella Elemental

[VenomPlug]

He's 'tired' of doing the daily updates and will switch to weekly. Yeah no shit diets are a slow process, who knew?

Notice how his voice breaks when he says "everything's good so far". He knows Wendigo almost fully in control.

 

[Tiresome]

He's 'tired' of doing the daily updates and will switch to weekly. Yeah no shit diets are a slow process, who knew?

Fuckin knew it. I expect we will get exactly one 'weekly' update and then it's Jack off-camera stuffing down all the meet, cheez and secret SHURGUR he wants.

Also, absolutely love the FILTH on that hallway ceiling, Jack. You JUST moved into the place, how the hell did you get your fucking ceiling that dirty, that quickly? Does Junior reflexively punch it out of frustration when one of his eromenos has a headache?

 

[fag0rz]

Diet failed. The brilliant scientific mind that is Charles Scalfani had Captain Fatfuck believing that if he ate one "carnivore pizza" he'd rise to his feet and walk again like Jesus had healed him.

 

[topshrek]

He's 'tired' of doing the daily updates and will switch to weekly. Yeah no shit diets are a slow process, who knew?

Credit where credit is due: Jack managed to last TWO (2) whole days on his processed meat and shredded cheese diet before his shriveled homunculus brain demanded that he consume the entire Little Debbie snack cake aisle of his local Walmart. He's trying, okay?!

 

[densedance]

 

[p1138]

Credit where credit is due: Jack managed to last TWO (2) whole days on his processed meat and shredded cheese diet before his shriveled homunculus brain demanded that he consume the entire Little Debbie snack cake aisle of his local Walmart. He's trying, okay?!

It's funny how he claims he's only eating meat/eggs/cheese and "no processed crap" yet most of the cheese and a lot of the meat we've ever seen Fatty use or consume is processed crap.

Holy shit, the dogs are out of the damn harnesses. And of course they're still as lethargic as Fatty because they get zero activity.

 

[Tiresome]

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I thought Elon Musk was your galaxy-brain god, Jackoff?

 

[I am Jack's dead arm]

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For a guy who spends all day every day on social media, he sure doesn't know how any of it works. What a retard. It's not like any of his posts are informative, funny, or interesting. Just schilling his dying YT channels and whining about the smallest things.

 

[Falcon Sebben]

Jagoff is 56. Birthday is December 12, 1967. Publicly available information from the first Google result.

The reason you think he looks 50 is because he's fat. There is one small benefit of being fat, and it's that your face swells up so much, that wrinkles and crows eyes don't form (this is also the purpose of botox, plastic surgery and fillers) so you don't appear conventionally old. Old fat people look (slightly) younger that they actually are because they lack the hallmarks we typically see with old faces (although old fat people are also few and far between).

I just didn't care enough to actually check out how old he was. I knew he was at least 50 so I went with that.

And yes the fat helps to fill out the wrinkles a bit but a guy with good genes could be Jagoff's age and look younger than he is.

during this TIA, he was given blood pressure medication, but he refused to take it. i assume he is prescribed medication often.

What a faggot.

Mr. Tech Time is too tech illiterate to know that you can just disable the notifications that come from that. Instead of researching whether or not it is possible to do that, he'd rather just block people, possibly hurting a social relationship. Good work Fatty.

He's admitted to being a retard when it comes to tech but he just "likes it" which is why he made his tech time channel. Besides all he's reviewed on it is cheap Chinese made crap. And his reviews are as limited as his reviews on food. "It's gud" is more or less the limit of that.

It's hilarious when you realize Vin Diesel, Matt LeBlanc, Jason Statham, Mark Ruffalo, and Joe Rogan are all the same age as Jack and Jack looks at least a decade older than all of them and is on death's door while they're all in fantastic health.

I'm sure you can find people in their 70's with less health issues that Jagoff. There's a reason why we say the Wendigo is keeping him alive because by all rights he should be dead by now.

He's 'tired' of doing the daily updates and will switch to weekly. Yeah no shit diets are a slow process, who knew?

What a surprise. Doing a five minute update is too much for such a lazy guy.

 

[Fortnite Bear]

He's 'tired' of doing the daily updates and will switch to weekly. Yeah no shit diets are a slow process, who knew?

Expected, but unfortunate. It is a slow process, but I don’t think anyone except him expected anything to come out of it after a month. Not did we expect him to follow the diet.

What a disaster.

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Screenshotted for future use. Stop typing in ALL CAPS.

 

[Super Hans v2]

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The algorithm gives you more of what you respond to. Maybe you're getting those kinds of posts pushed to you because all of all the food blog and fast food accounts you sub to, Jack?

 

[Guntanator]

I was appreciating the daily updates. Watching his BP going up day after day was bringing me some optimism about how this diet was working out for him. Lazy fat fuck can't bother to give us a 1 min update on his diet like he has been? Get fucked.

 

[fag0rz]

By now, Jack's entire subscriber base is there just to watch this Scootypuff ride to hell.

 

[p1138]

That's STILL HIGH BP way into the hypertension range that you should be on medication for you lying fat fuck

edit: Also didn't see this posted yesterday. Apparently he just ate 1/3 of this pile for his "lunch". I don't believe that 1/3 bullshit either. Somehow he managed to wiggle the camera enough to make it into a "3d photo"?

 

[Aunt Carol]

edit: Also didn't see this posted yesterday. Apparently he just ate 1/3 of this pile for his "lunch". I don't believe that 1/3 bullshit either. Somehow he managed to wiggle the camera enough to make it into a "3d photo"?
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RIP Vladimir Komarov never 4get

 

[Seymour Duncan]

edit: Also didn't see this posted yesterday. Apparently he just ate 1/3 of this pile for his "lunch". I don't believe that 1/3 bullshit either. Somehow he managed to wiggle the camera enough to make it into a "3d photo"?
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So he just tossed it on a pan like it's a ribeye steak, meaning his lunch is going to be two pounds of raw chuck? Incredible.

 

[p1138]

So he just tossed it on a pan like it's a ribeye steak, meaning his lunch is going to be two pounds of raw chuck? Incredible.

No idea wtf he did. But it was also funny with the snide comment without realizing it was carolyn he was replying to, then claiming he only ate 1/3 of it. Acting like Eric Cartman "however much I want", we know damn well Fatty would just eat a pound of chuck roast for a meal if he could, and this is his excuse. At least for Tammy, it'll probably look the same going out as it did going in.

 

[a terminal posture]

edit: Also didn't see this posted yesterday. Apparently he just ate 1/3 of this pile for his "lunch". I don't believe that 1/3 bullshit either. Somehow he managed to wiggle the camera enough to make it into a "3d photo"?

A chuck roast should be either a pot roast (braised in liquid) or covered and cooked low and slow for hours. It shouldn't be rare, it will be very tough. Stupid fucking nigger, there is a reason its a cheap cut.

 

[Hungry Homeless Handjob]

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That's STILL HIGH BP way into the hypertension range that you should be on medication for you lying fat fuck

edit: Also didn't see this posted yesterday. Apparently he just ate 1/3 of this pile for his "lunch". I don't believe that 1/3 bullshit either. Somehow he managed to wiggle the camera enough to make it into a "3d photo"?
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Now we know his family really is keeping tabs on how much he eats, and he's pissing off the in-laws too. Can't wait for the "Everyone needs a Carolyn in their lives" post.

 

[Uber driver reviewer]

during this TIA, he was given blood pressure medication, but he refused to take it. i assume he is prescribed medication often.

lol he didn’t want to go home. He wanted to go to Burger King